Friday, January 14, 2011

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Wonder if this guy will perform at Ruth's Chris:

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

That has to be the dumbest thing I have seen in a quite some time.. WOW..

Kingfish said...

This post is a brain-teaser. Reason why I'm posting it.

Queenfish said...

I know!!! Ruth Chris' manager in Ridgeland was fired. Go to wapt.com and look for story local news. You're welcome.

Kingfish said...

You are in the same universe but nope, not quite.

Anonymous said...

That story was also in the C-L this morning and had 326 comments last time I looked, which may be a record. What a dumbass that manger was.

Anonymous said...

JFP's all over this story. Go figure. Not a word about what's been going on at Fenian's. Of course, Fenian's advertises in the Fondren Bugle and Ruth's Chris doesn't. Embezzlement is a felony. Writing a discriminatory e-mail isn't. JFP would have more credibility if they got their priorities straight. I'm just saying...

Anonymous said...

Dumbass? Yes. Should he have been fired? Yes. Did the C-L, JFP, et al over-react? Without a doubt.

Anonymous said...

You ought to read her cryptic inflamatory hastag she posted on twitter. Something about passives? Weird. Wonder if I should be worried. What if I'm passive, or peaceful moreover?

Anonymous said...

What cracks me up is she seems to believe that people on FB only use their real names.

Oh, and after this week's print edition of the JFP it is clear why she was efforting to smear VIP with its advertisers as racist.

Auburn rat said...

The stupid one was that sales and marketing woman that left the thread intact. What a gourd brain! I'll bet he wants to bash her sweet tonite. I go to char anyway. I heard the lady took her function to shapely's anyway. They are good to.

Anonymous said...

I will say, Shapley's BLOWS. Char not much better. If I'm gonna go get a CHOICE steak, I'll go to Katherine's. At least there they actually know how to cook it.

And, there is NO GOOD STEAK HOUSE serving PRIME beef in this town. Go ahead and disagree, but I bet you would prefer to be in Vegas at Emeril's or The Palm.

Auburn Rat said...

Then katherines it is! I'll just be sure not to call myself shemeeeka when I make the reZ!

Oh god if ya can't laugh! What's there left? Iguess I could start posting on the jfp!

Auburn Rat said...

Now if you guys really want a good YouTube type in Betty butterfield marge's family. Go to them all. Save Mormans for last. This is the funniest man alive.

Anonymous said...

If I feel like my waiter is discriminating against me, do I have to tip? I get the message now.

Anonymous said...

You mean "pffttd"...I think Bill the Cat used to say a bunch of crap similar to this word.

Auburn Rat said...

Seriously I like Donna Ladd, I think she is a very good journalist. But they have no light side over there. Everything is race that race this and oppressed class, them and us. Please, Mary give it a rest! That Scott sister thing was hilarious. How did the one get so damn big! It dent cuz they wading gettin fed! And chokee labamba, why would a man who could pass for white on any given corner in Detroit come back here and act the rad. I think his birth name was Gary or Dennis and he said that was a slave name? Hey, Mam Sal, run to the back do and tell Dennis to come in tha big house and polish my boots. Dennis?

I mean what gives?

Anonymous said...

From what I hear in the social circles of those round about these parts, they avoid her like the plague. If she doesn't get her promised bag of stuff at the VIP event, she has a fit. Funny her rants about VIP. All emotion and no substance. Just what I hear I might add.

Kingfish said...

No one has figured it out yet.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that Austin Frazier in the video?

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