Monday, November 30, 2009

Time to get drunk

It's that time of year and you know what it means: It's time for my award-winning egg nog recipe.

Ingredients: 1 cup bourbon 1 cup brandy 1 cup Tia Maria
12 eggs, quart cream, quart half & half, 1/2 lb powdered sugar
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Directions: Separate eggs and combine booze and yokes and
whisk in 1/2 lb of powdered sugar.
Store in fridge for 24 hrs. Keep the whites chilled also.
24 hrs later, whip cream in large bowl until thick,
then add half & half and the yoke/booze mix.
Add the egg whites and whip till frothy.
Chill for a while before serving.

Get blowed up.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

This sounds good. Is it hard to make? Tell you what, why don't you prepare this, and I will do the Breakfast. Sounds like a nice combination. Whatcha think? Hopefully, the same thing I'm thinking.

Anonymous said...

Sure hope that is a serious hottie teasing you KF on the other side of those anonymous posts here and re: Brent's Bfast.

stilettoGOP said...

Yeah, we're going to need to see some pics if we'll allow you through to KF, 10:15. Email 'em to me, I won't show anybody.

In the meantime, KF you know where I live, bring me somma this concoction. Party at stiletto's, y'all!

Anonymous said...

KF, Um...can you make your own decisions on my pics, if I send them to you? Not really pics, that I care for women to see. Sorry Stiletto, I'll take my chances getting THROUGH to him myself.
BTW 8:48, I am a serious hottie!

Anonymous said...

Last time I checked, there was an email address posted.

Anonymous said...

12:48, oh really? IKWUR...........

Anonymous said...

For your sake KF I hope that isn't some gay boy hoping you switch hit.

Kingfish said...

I was hoping it wasn't a pedophile sitting in his underwear or gulp, a JFP'er.

Anonymous said...

ha ha.......I'm not a guy. A hot woman that finds KF interestingggggggg!!!Is that so bad? I'm a bit disappointed in you, btw Kingfish.

Kingfish said...

remember the jackassery part? ;-)

Like another commentor said, there is an email address and half this town can testify sources don't get revealed.

Anonymous said...

Are you taking me up on my offer? Breakfast, that is?

Anonymous said...

There's not been enough Pepto-Bismal bottled in the history of the world that would help the hangover that stuff would give me.

Milk + booze = ER

Anonymous said...

KF, does this give you a hangover?

Anonymous said...

Local cardiologists rejoice! Heart attack and diabetes, in a cup.

Sounds delish. Wish I were 21 again so I could actually drink enough of this to enjoy it.

Kingfish said...

and my mailbox is still empty. surprise.

21? This recipe was given to me by someone in his fifties.

Anonymous said...

Instead of emailing pics to you kingfish, I'll just introduce myself in person. How's that? I don't think you'll be disappointed. When and where shall we meet?

Anonymous said...

OMG is this eharmony?

Anonymous said...

Careful KF. Your stalker is beginning to sound like one of those JFP trannys.

Anonymous said...

Hey now....I'm no stalker! just because I happen to want to meet KF, doesn't make me a stalker honey! now kingfish, what do you have to say, want to meet?

Anonymous said...

Why aren't you discussing this meet up with him privately on email?

Kingfish said...

Anyone wants to meet me or serve me with papers, I'll be at the book signing tonight for King of Torts.

Anonymous said...

Great, I'll introduce myself. Can't wait to meet you IRL.

3:12 don't give it another thought and stop reading this thread, unless you are interested in what happens. This is HIS website..........

Anonymous said...

Are you sporting a rack?

Anonymous said...

Smells like a service of papers KF. Hope not but your stalker's need to publicly draw you out without revealing their identity in advance by contacting you privately via email would fit the mold.

Anonymous said...

You didn't know that KF is a woman?

Anonymous said...

No, I didn't. Why didn't you tell us you had a sex change Kingfish. I hope that surgeon fashioned some big tits to go with that physique of yours.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kingfish, I was there, no I am not the stalker, tried to figure out which was you but did not discover.

Anonymous said...

4:32 of course I'm sporting a nice rack.
5:13 He's far from a woman, from what I have seen.
9:15 again, I'm not a stalker. I talked to him tonight. Kingfish, did you realize you had a conversation with me?

Anonymous said...

WHOA! Stalker. Identify yourself!

Anonymous said...

he'll remember talking to me. he kept looking down:)

Kingfish said...

Let me see, who did I speak to, Kelly, my dentist and his wife, my friend Monica who went with me, and of course young Ben Allen as well as Alan Lange.

and I didn't get served with papers like I expected.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet the stalker still hasn't sent you any email either.

Kingfish said...

email is empty. Of course if it was worried about being traced, there is always a dummy account it could create at gmail or yahoo.

KaptKangaroo said...

You got me thinking....From some of my mates down under... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swQi4CAzmrA

KaptKangaroo said...

Or maybe this one is more appropriate...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD21JDMp86c

Anonymous said...

Gee Kingfish. Looks like once your stalker was outed as a JFP transsexual that the charade ended.

Kingfish said...

Actually I know who it was. Was pretty funny when I found out.

Anonymous said...

since it been 5 days short a year since the last comment can you refresh our memories?



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