Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Dumbass Little League Parents

Update: 30 days in jail. Two years probation. $500 fine. Can't go to any youth sports activities for two years. Should have been banned for life.


VIDEO: Coaches come to blows at Slidell Bantam Baseball Association game



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17 comments:

Scott MacNeil said...

There is only one word for this: disgusting.

Maybe the instigator should be forced to write the lyrics of CSNY's "Teach Your Children Well" 500 times on the blackboard? Either that, or be forced to get court ordered counseling.

Sad, just sad.

Anonymous said...

No excuses on this one for me. Yes, court ordered counseling and banned from ever setting foot at a youth baseball facility for life.

Anonymous said...

Awww come on KF....call it what it is, Dumbass Men! lol

Did anyone else see any women mixed up in the brawl?? ;)

Kingfish said...

Nah, I just saw one saying "real F'n classy" around a bunch of kids.

Anonymous said...

Then she is a dumbass as well.

stilettoGOP said...

Ugh I know! When I watched the video I was equally as ticked off at the mom for saying that as I was at the stupid dads.

I heard a mom say "shit" right in front of a bunch of kids yesterday. amazes me, it's NOT that hard to clean it up around kids.

JDBerry said...

Damn soccer moms say shit like that all the time. ;)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, who would dare use the word shit when they could have said fuck in it's place. Any good soccer mom knows that. Just explain to the kiddies that you're not decribing sexual or excretory organs or activities and then you can use it freely. Even on TV. http://hraunfoss.fcc.gov/edocs_public/attachmatch/DA-03-3045A1.pdf

It's just an adjective if used correctly.

Anonymous said...

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to breed! Too bad we can't find an abuse proof system for that!

Women don't get off the hook. I've seen some behave just as badly OR they look like they've just come from hooking somewhere and took their daughters with them OR BOTH!

But, I'm willing to look at a basic parenting class program in the schools...like Chapter 1 " Don't Set a Bad Example" with a list of bad examples!

Anonymous said...

What's sad is that nothing will probably happen to the parents, because they all know each other including the cops...

Anonymous said...

typical "whyt mercians" doing their thing!

Anonymous said...

Wow...As a hard core New England Little League mom this is so not right. If their local little league does not ban the fathers involved shame on them. The mother with the bad mouth should as well never be aloud in a dug out.
By the way kingfish not sure how I missed this one, because I check your sight everyday. I grew up in the Jackson area and now live in Connecticut and love your sight Thanks for keeping me posted on all Jackson news. Love that you are staying on the Irby story

Anonymous said...

Yes, banned for life, at least! And they should attend mandatory parenting classes and anger mngmt, six months minimum.

And if this is the way these parents act in public, can you even imagine how they must act in private??? Hurts me to even think about it. Poor children, God bless them and keep them safe.

Anonymous said...

This would be the exact reason I like my backyard and playing catch with my son. Forget these folks!

Kingfish said...

You should see how they act in da channel. Slidell has nothing on them.

Anonymous said...

Where is "da channel." Sorry, not familiar with it.

Hookah said...

Looks like they're practicing for an LSU home game to me.



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