Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Surprise: JFP endorses Harvey Johnson

Anyone shocked? Open thread so fire away.


Crisler YES said...

I wonder if Ladd really believes the Chism polls she's promoted for the last month? Crisler isn't even mentioned in her endorsement beyond acknowledging him as an interviewee. I mean did Marshand, the person who is polling first or second in those polls, get any serious consideration? She'll have to mention his name when he makes the runoff! Donna Ladd is in for a big surprise.

Crisler YES said...

Thanks for this forum Kingfish. Ladd's reputation for banning and deleting comments is legend.

Kingfish said...

She was always endorsing Harvey. She thinks he was the best mayor ever.

HOwever, if you are a Horhn or Crisler supporter there IS hope.

Based on past history, there is a good chance she will backstab Harvey and withdraw her endorsement.

Now what the endorsement is actually worth is another topic.

Anonymous said...

Me thinks Jeff Good is going to be one unhappy progressive JFP advertiser.

Kingfish said...

Hadn't even thought of that. Ya think?

Harvey4Jackson said...

Thank GOD one paper has sense to realize who is talking truth and who is giving the voters fluff.
Crisler and Horhn are horrible candidates for Mayor. Maybe if you all ACTUALLY LISTENED to them speak or atteneded a forum you would realize they have nothing but the same to offer Jackson.

Anonymous said...

You are shocked? I twas always going to be Horhn or Harvey. Jeff Good supported Melton last time and still advertised in the Free Press. God, the tin foil over here must be the biggest ball in America. Do you get it at Kroger or from the trash? You guys need to come up for air once in while.

Anonymous said...

A better question than "anyone shocked" would be did anyone notice?

Thanks for Asking said...

I get my tinfoil from the Downtown Jackson Partners dumpster. Ben Allen burns through a ton of it. He gets the double thickness foil shipped to his office twice-weekly. His stash makes some fine hats.

Anonymous said...

So, let me get this straight. The Jackson Free Press endorses Harvey and says he's, "forgiven and learned begtter"...yet they start their endorsement on the same day Harvey is a DAY LATE in filing his campaign finance report- IN VIOLATION OF MISSISSIPPI LAW?!!!!! How is this any different than the 8 years of his previous service?

Anonymous said...

The good thing about an endorsement from the Fondren Bugle is it gives you a definitive list of people you don't ever, ever want to vote for.....

Anonymous said...

This is the same paper that endorsed ERIC FLEMING over Thad.

Anonymous said...

Well what really surprised me was Tom Stingley Ward 2.

Donna Ladd has been active in supporting victims of domestic violence

And Tom Stingley is well known in Ward 2 for the treatment of his first wife.

That shows you how much research and time they put into looking at candidates

Kingfish said...

That is ERIK. Pay attention.

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