Friday, April 17, 2020

Good Guys Win One

Some would-be burglars found out crime does pay but in an unexpected way.  Enjoy.

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Thursday, April 16, 2020

China Delays Shipment of Medical Supplies

Chicoms secretly buy up masks and hand sanitizer in foreign countries.

The Chinese Communist Government is holding up the export of medical supplies to America. The Wall Street Journal reported:

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MDOC Has 3 Covid-19 Positive Inmates

The Mississippi Department of Corrections issued the following statement.

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A Miracle Amid Destruction

A miracle took place while on of the countries largest tornadoes ever rampaged through South Mississippi.  "Pecos Hank" posted on his Youtube channel:

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Her Name was Queenyanna Davis

JPD tweeted the following statement. 

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Covid Goes on the Attack

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 264 new cases of the Wuhan Virus this morning.  The total number of cases is 3,624.  The virus has caused 129 deaths.  The pace slowed over the last few days but picked up a full  head of steam Tuesday.  It remains to be seen whether the increase is due to increased testing or more actual infections.

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Greenville Mayor Backs Down

The good, God-fearing folks of Greenville won a round in their fight to worship.  The Associated Press reported:

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PRVWSD Board Meets

The Pearl River Valley Water Supply District Board of Directors is meeting right now. The meeting is streamed below.  The agenda and board packet are posted as well.

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UMC Opens Field Clinic

UMC issued the following statement. 

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Supply Shortage Crimps Covid-19 Testing

The dirty little not-so-secret of Covid-19  testing is there is a national shortage of supplies that limits testing for the virus.   Labs are suffering from a shortage of swabs, reagents, and of course, protective gear.  The shortage is crippling the use of the new rapid-test kits that are now available.  The federal government just doubled the reimbursement for such tests since they were being used at less than 10% capacity.  Bloomberg reported yesterday:

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Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Smart Dog!

Some mutts are smarter than their parents. 

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Governor: "We are in the Eye of a Storm"

Governor Tate Reeves is holding his daily briefing about the Covid-19(2) virus.  The presser is streamed below.

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UMC Conducts Clinical Trials on Covid-19(2)

UMC issued the following statement.

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WSJ: The Layoff Wave Goes Tidal

First the blue collar world suffered, now Covid-19 layoffs are hitting white-collar workers.  The Wall Street Journal reported today:

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Covid-19 Picks Up the Pace

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 273 new cases of the Wuhan Virus this morning.  The total number of cases is 3,360.  The virus has caused 122 deaths.  The pace slowed over the last few days but picked up a full  head of steam yesterday.  It remains to be seen whether the increase is due to increased testing or more actual infections.

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Virus? What Virus?

Warning: Physical & Pyschological Nudity!!!

It's just another day on Fortification Street at North State Street.  Thanks to Save JXN for sending us this photo.

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Sid Salter: Covid-19 Poses Familiar Threat to Economy Older Mississippians Recognize

Mississippi is no longer the poorest state in the union. West Virginia holds that distinction by a rather narrow margin.

But regardless the rank, we struggle against a high rate of poverty and low rates of educational attainment, per capita income, and median household income. We have high rates of obesity, heart disease, diabetes, cancer coupled with the lowest rank for health care outcomes. And now, introduce into that scary mix a global pandemic.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Who Will Control the Spice?

There will hopefully be a cure for the Coronavirus for Christmas because Dune 2020 is scheduled to open on December 18.   Vanity Fair reported today:

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Governor: School Buildings Remain Closed

Governor creates panel for economic recovery.

Governor Tate Reeves is holding a briefing on the Covid-19 virus right now.  The presser is streamed below.

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Greenville Church Sues over Tickets

The Taxpayers Channel reported:

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Is the Curve Flattening in Mississippi?

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 145 new cases of the Wuhan Virus this morning.  The total number of cases is 3,087.  The virus has caused 111 deaths. 549 patients were hospitalized. 

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Screwdriver-Wielding Suspect Killed

JPD issued the following statement.

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Covid-19's Other Cost: Suicide

This post was written by a 27-year old male from the metro area:

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Monday, April 13, 2020

Every Night, Live from the Met!

Arias and ovations are no more at the Met until the current contagion concludes.  However, one has to give it to the Metropolitan Opera as it makes some serious lemonade out coronavirus lemons.  The Met is streaming an opera performance every night online while it is closed. Posted below is this week's schedule.

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MDOC Inmate Dies

Inmate infected with Covid-19(2)

The Mississippi Department of Corrections issued the following statement.

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State Health Officer Says Peak Phase is Upon Us

Governor Tate Reeves is holding a press conference right now.  It is streamed below.

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Bolivar Commercial Closes

This post is reprinted with permission of the Bolivar Commercial.


Lee Walls, president and CEO of Walls Newspapers and owner of The Bolivar Commercial, announced this week that The Bolivar Commercial would cease publication and operations at the end of April.

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Chicoms Crack Down on Covid-19 Research

Chicoms are going to Chicom.  It's what they do.  The Chinese dictator's latest shenanigan is to clamp down on research about the Covid-19 virus.  Can't allow independent research to tell the truth, can we? CNN reported yesterday:

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Learnin' the Leather While Sheltering at Home

You've worn out Netflix.  You're sick of the wife and kids.  You can only manicure the front yard so much.  It's not hunting season and you can't go fishing on the Rez. What to do, what to do.  Here's an idea: Try shining your shoes.  By shoe shine, I don't mean a quick 10-minute Kiwi job but rather a more professional job.  Hell, you've got time so why not learn how to go for the Holy Grail itself: the mirror shine.

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Eruption!

This post has nothing to do with Eddie Van Halen.

Want to see an awesome picture of nature unleashed that doesn't involve the destruction we saw yesterday? Check out these videos of Mount Krakotoa erupting yesterday.

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Easter Break for Virus in Mississippi?

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 161 new cases of the Wuhan Virus this morning.  The total number of cases is 2,942.  The virus has caused 98 deaths. There were only 2 deaths yesterday and 3 deaths Saturday.  549 patients were hospitalized.

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Sunday, April 12, 2020

Equal Time

Epidemiologist Dr. Michael Osterholm assesses the current fight against the Covid-19 virus.  He discusses "where are we now" and "where do we go from here" in the hour-long interview.  If you want to dive deep into some weeds on Covid-19, this is a good place to start. 

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Nature's Fury Unleashed in Yazoo

Yazoo County Deputy Terry Gann managed to record a tornado rampaging through Yazoo County: 

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Dr. Pollard: Easter is for You

Still stuck at home and don't want to get the $500 ticket for going to church on Easter Sunday? No problem.  JJ presents the late Dr. Frank Pollard giving his 1993 Easter sermon.   Enjoy.

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Mississippi Covid 19 Update: The Pace Slows

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 139 new cases of the Wuhan Virus this morning.  The total number of cases is 2,781.  The virus has caused 96 deaths.  548 patients have been hospitalized.

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Bill Crawford: Thank Our Heroes

As we Mississippians know well, crises bring out the best and worst of us. Heroes emerge to do all sorts of innovative and caring things. Villains emerge to take advantage of the suffering in myriad ways.

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Saturday, April 11, 2020

Like a Boss!

It's been ten years but it never gets old seeing The Golden Bear lay down some serious smack.

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Gilbert: Stay Home!



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Lauderdale Virus Cases Spike


The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 173 new cases of the Wuhan Virus this morning.  The total number of cases is 2,642.  The virus has caused 93 deaths.  528 patients have been hospitalized. 

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Friday, April 10, 2020

Hinds Jailers Infected with Virus

Hinds County Sheriff Lee Vance issued the following statement.

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Kurt Lives!

It's been 26 years since Kurt left us.  Kurt Cobain: Forever known as the man who killed the hair bands.  If nothing else, he deserves to be remembered for that little feat.  Posted below is one of his concerts in all of its grunge glory. Enjoy.

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Is the Record Truly a Record?

How much are Covid-19 virus infections increasing in Mississippi? Mississippi suffered a record increase yesterday but was it truly a record? The chart below shows a pattern:

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Flashback Friday: Granny Got Game

Today's edition of Flashback Friday will take a stroll through 1967. Some of our local Grandmas, even the ones no longer with us, had some serious game back in their day.  Enjoy walking back into time below.

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2,469 Infections, Lauderdale Makes a Move

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 209 new cases of the Wuhan Virus this morning.  The total number of cases is 2,469.  The virus has caused 82 deaths.  482 patients have been hospitalized.

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Posted below is a 2014 interview with Stephen Hutton on the Rick & Bubba Show.  Hutton was the former Executive Director of the Mississippi Fairgrounds Commission.  Madison police and MBI arrested him Wednesday for promoting prostitution.  The interview is rather interesting as well as disturbing. 

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S&P Affirms Jackson Rating

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba Prime issued the following statement. 

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Thursday, April 9, 2020

Throwback Thursday: Capitol Edition

This post first appeared on April 4, 2016. 

JJ presents the Mississippi State Capitol as never seen before.  Yours truly and photographer Rick Guy took the drone out to the capitol on a lovely spring afternoon recently and shot footage of the capitol in all of its glory.  Classical structures, a golden eagle, stained glass windows, and blooming azaleas provide material for some beautiful shots.  Please try to do the video justice and watch it on a computer or ipad instead of a smartphone.  The video is best watched in high-definition mode.  Click on the little wheel at the bottom right-hand corner of the Youtube frame and select at least 720.  Enjoy.

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Gipson: End Milk Purchase Limits

Ag Commish Andrew Gipson issued the following statement.

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Biggest Jump in Covid-19 Infections Occurs

 203 Infections in Hinds County

The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 257 new cases of the Wuhan Virus this morning.  The total number of cases is 2,260.  The virus has caused 76 deaths.

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Greenville Tickets Drive-In Churchgoers

Greenville banned drive-in services for churches and issued tickets last night to those who attended such services. Mayor Errick Simmons posted on Facebook:

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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