Thursday, December 22, 2022

Knucklehead of the Day

 Some politicians think they are sooooooooo special, right, Vern? 




Hinds County District 4 Supervisor Vern Gavin blocks in the shopping cart bin at Clinton Kroger. 

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is a $65K truck....

Anonymous said...

entitled

Anonymous said...

He be entitled, especially when he be driving a nice taxpayer funded ride.

Anonymous said...

1:42, that truck is on state contract for a helluva lot less than $65k. Still, only an idiot would park his county vehicle in front of the damn cart buggy. Shitty move, Gavin.

Anonymous said...

I was there. The grocery store was crazy busy. Gavin's truck stuck out into the lane between rows of parking spaces, making it tough if not impossible for others to get in & out the parking lot.

Anonymous said...

"Do you know who I am? I can park anywhere that I want and if you tell me I can't then you are a racist."

Anonymous said...

Good lord what an absolute idiot!

Anonymous said...

That's ok, Doc Truly uses the Handicapped Parking spot at his apt in the Links in Canton as his personal spot.

Anonymous said...

What the heck kind of vehicle is that? The last board all drove explorers or Tauruses.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully Biden and Pelosi got a thank you note Covid money at work.

Anonymous said...

Don’t they pay tax on personal use of county vehicles? Sure they do.

Anonymous said...

A politician doing what he damn well pleases and the people who pay him can go to hell if they don't like it?

Sounds reasonable to me. We elected him, so I guess we deserve it.

What a Jerk-off he is.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the space is legitimately striped as a parking space.

Anonymous said...

Someone ought to slap a sign on our tax provided truck saying - Hey Vern! Learn how to park proper, asshole!!

Anonymous said...

Stupid people elect stupid people to represent them to do and say stupid things.

Anonymous said...

Elections are right around the corner!

Anonymous said...

Shopping carts "accidentally" ramming into Gavin's vehicle may make this Hinds County Royal to reconsider where he parks.

Anonymous said...

He is driving a better vehicle than some of his taxpayers in Hinds who own businesses and are suffering due to a democrat President in the Office of the President of the United States. I own 3 properties in Hinds and I pay an exorbitant amount of taxes. This doesn’t sit well with me since there is a bridge on a road close to me that has been replaced where the 8th grade educated county employees who can’t even feather asphalt to the bridge approachment so you don’t destroy your suspension. Oh, don’t even think about complaining. The woman that answers the phone doesn’t care so you pretty well know your issue will not be addressed. Hinds County privilege to the max….kind of like that RNA group from Bolton that was a terrorist group that included Thompson and Taliafero….oooppss… did I say that???

Anonymous said...

Ho Ho Ho Snitches!
Hey y’all I think what Ole Saint Kingfish is trying to tell us is that we need to go watch Ernest Saves Christmas

Anonymous said...

There has been a trend developing in Mississippi for politicians to acquire public vehicles that are marked as government vehicles, but not very clearly. The paint does not contrast enough and the markings are placed so that they are not easily spotted. This has been true at Madison County too. The markings do not meet state law, but no one does anything about it.

Anonymous said...

He is, undoubtedly, “special”. As in needs perhaps.

Anonymous said...

If being a county supervisor goes to your head, you are one hell of a loser.

Anonymous said...

The board of supervisors in Hinds have proven they are oblivious to the things going on around them.

Anonymous said...

2:34, vehicles on state contract don’t come with rims like that.

Anonymous said...

Poor form on both counts.

Anonymous said...

@6:03pm - What the hell does a democrat POTUS have to do with house much property taxes you pay in Hinds County, MS? Genius.

Anonymous said...

Verne Gavin will lose his next election, street committee says he will have 4 opponents and Credell has put 1 in Verne Gavin race and 1 in Bobcat McGowan race, name Ashley Floyd who Rep. Summers is taking around telling people that Peggy Calhoun is trying to help her get in office..

Anonymous said...

That vent in front of the front door makes me think the vehicle is either a 4WD F-250 or F-350, both 'Super Duty'. Why would a county supervisor need either? My guess is it also sports a chrome, three-ball hitch suitable for a bass boat.

Anonymous said...

@10:08 AM - If you put on your reading glasses you will see that the logo above that vent says "F150 XLT."

Anonymous said...

@10:16pm
Mr.6:03 does not say Biden caused his high taxes. He said Biden made his business suffer AND the County took a lot of taxes from him but did piss poor work on a nearby bridge. JPS, aye?

Anonymous said...

I drive an f-150 XLT and they do not have that vent, fake as it may be.

Anonymous said...

Thank you 2:51 for making the clarification for me to the idiot @ 10:16 who doesn’t understand private sector businesses and how we are affected by a poorly mismanaged inept government. Oops. You could also say that about every dem run city and State for that matter. MERRY CHRISTMAS

Anonymous said...

Vern may not have been driving it. Probably one of his kids, cousins, inlaws. Truck was probably blocking them and he pitched them the keys. I would put my name on my county vehicle if I were an elected official. Most of them have an overly high opinion of themselves and think nothing of it.

Anonymous said...

Ive seen county officials county badged vehicles sitting in front of liquor stores and said officials walking out with the tall slim brown paper bags.

Anonymous said...

One hell of a Christmas party

Anonymous said...

They wanted so bad to get rid of the last white supervisor. A CPA, businessman. Bright, hardworking, logical. And they used Vern to get rid of him. Congratulations Hinds County. Y’all won. Just please stop blaming the folks you ran off….for leaving.

Anonymous said...

Wow! "The intelligent of the uninformed!!" How can 36 Anonymous individuals be so eager to engage in a lie that no one is concerned about the truth. First, I know first hand, Supervisor Gavin drive a 2014, Ford Explorer, SUV that is not gray and that was driven by his white predecessor before he took office. Secondly, the sign was on the truck as a result of participation in the Clinton's Christmas parade. Thirdly, the driver of the truck wasn't Supervisor Gavin because Supervisor Gavin immediately left the parade to attend another meeting in Jackson. So, is this just a smear tactic "just because...?" Supervisor Gavin is doing a great job so give him your support to improve the living conditions for the citizens in Hinds County.

Anonymous said...

@11:17p - Keep spinning it, Vern.

Anonymous said...

Y’all simps. Real talk he da only 1 that actually do something, who ain’t barking like a fool all up in the meetings. But I guess y’all like that Archer coonery. Riding that man for parking somewhere when half of y’all be doing the same thing…and it ain’t even him. Y’all keep messin around talking bad bout people who real deal looking out. Y’all drink all the koolaid people be feeding y’all and dont know nah flava. Y’all keep on falling for the okie dokie. @8:19 Dumb ass



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