Thursday, September 13, 2012

Mike's back.

He has a few things to say about white liberals below.

14 comments:

ShadowSNOREfax said...

Double {{YAWN}}

Anonymous said...

Love this guy, wish he could get the truth out to more people!

Shadowfax said...

He targets numbskulls. Hello.

Anonymous said...

Yes Shadowgirl...he is talking to you!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I agree with Mike about the curse of welfare and the unintended consequences of creating dependency.

I agree it's a close election but it seems to me that both sides are running scared. At least, I hope that is their excuse for the worst, most low brow campaign in my memory.

But, when you plan an event...and that's what a convention is...if it doesn't go well, those planning it have to take responsibility. You pick the place, you pick the entertainment and if it's not up to par, if you couldn't control the people you picked, it was your bad choice.

And failure at event planning doesn't instill confidence in the planners to run and manage other organizational activities.

Somebody should have known that 80+ year olds have good days and bad days and should never, ever let anyone that age go out unscripted.

Shadowfax said...

The fate of our country is no more about Eastwood than the powder keg in the middle east is about Mitt Romney.

The convention planners on the other side of the aisle should also have known better than to let a scandalous, perverted past president onto the stage with skirts on the front row and a limo in the parking garage.

meople said...

You don't think this has anything to do with it being a second term election and as usual voters vote a president in for 8 years do you? Just looking back at history and wondering if any of you know who the last one term president was and how he has been categorized in the same "worst president ever category that "Obama the Great" has been. I hope Obama has the same fate as Jimmy Carter. I fear though we have 4 more years of "Obama the Czar" only due to the laziness of American voters, particularly His voting demographics, which should give RHINO's a shot to come close to overthrowing "The great Prophet Hussein"

Anonymous said...

meople: I had trouble following your incoherent rambling but, FYI, the last one-term President was George HW Bush, whom I've never heard described as "the worst president ever."

But thanks for playing - next contestant please!

meople said...

Did I say Carter was the last one term president? Your an idiot. But yes u are correct about Bush and next time ill use diagrams or maybe some cool pie graphs.

Anonymous said...

Being a white liberal I have to admit he has my number. I am worried that the President won't be re-elected. The analysis of the welfare system is correct, but Obama & the fed might get the construction industry restarted in the next term. The American liberals have not found the proper path to a social democracy, but the national healthcare system is likely to get us there. Economic cycles will not crush the middle class if our health is supported.

Anonymous said...

6:59..National healthcare/Obama-Care is socialism and socialism is not the right path.

Dependency on the federal government through entitlement programs is certainly not the answer for the middle class; or any class

Anonymous said...

Requiring people to have health insurance is not socialism unless, of course, you believe requiring car insurance is socialism as well.

The plan is not government based as health care is in socialistic countries. Health is not provided for free or a fee by the government in this plan.

The hospitals will not be owned or managed by the government.

Not one of you has read the bill but rather gone along with your party's position.

Anonymous said...

Requiring people to have health insurance is not socialism unless, of course, you believe requiring car insurance is socialism as well.

Does the government require all people own cars? Of course not.

Case closed. You are an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Your poor driving skills affects others and are a "liability". When government makes you insure yourself it's always with some corrupt, underfunded, abused entitlement. Your homeowners policies and auto collision/comprehensive policies are to protect your leinholder. They , not government, require those policies.



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