Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Another example of how Mississippi is always last




Anonymous said...

Is there some subtle difference b etween these two stories that eludes me? Both seem pretty sad stories.

Anonymous said...

The one from MS is ugly and the one from TX isn't quite so?

Anonymous said...

Pretty teacher in TX, not so pretty in MS. Both sad stories.

Anonymous said...

All your ex's live in (fill in the blank).

Kingfish said...

Everyone else has the hot teachers when they are busted. When ours are busted, they seem to have the man-face.

Anonymous said...

Being a pretty pedophile makes it better?

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, if you knew anything about hair and makeup, you would see that the MS pervert didn't have any on. Mugshot.

The TX pervert did, she's in court. Big Difference.

Kingfish, what is your deal with rooting out the most attractive felons? A while back you did a post, I think something like "vote for the most attractive female convict"? With pics.

This seems a fairly specific interest you have......or are you writing a thesis on female convict attractiveness and how it affects our world?

And I don't understand how it makes it a nicer crime either, if the pervert is attractive?

I don't get this post.

Anonymous said...

It's part of the "jackassery" theme of the blog, 8:44 AM.

Anonymous said...

anon 8.44 - your comment is a breath of fresh air
anon 9.10 - I disagree as to this being 'jackassery' and rather classify it as a post made by someone with WAY too much time on their hands (posting the entry in the first place) and really BAD judgement (the unbelievable comment left by none other than Kingfish)

I lost a shitload of respect for KF with this one

stilettoGOP said...

What?? It's called part news part entertainment factor. No different from late night talk show jokes. Just don't take it all so seriously and laugh a little.

Or look at it like I do.. Jackson Jambalaya is somewhere between The Wall Street Journal and a locker room.

I mean that in a good way. :-)

Anonymous said...

I lost a shitload of respect for KF with this one

Well I'm sure that Kingfish is duly chastened and repentant for having lost the respect of a habitual anonymous complainer such as yourself.

Considering how much you dislike this blog I think the person with too much time on their hands is yourself because you keep coming back to read and then complain.

Anonymous said...

stilettoGOP, I bet you would feel differently if your child was molested and/or raped. Not funny worth a damn.

Of all the things in this stupid world to make "jackassery" out of, and there's plenty of fodder out there, you're going to rate the attractiveness of....pedophiles? And think that's funny? If that's funny, then likewise, would pics of the victims and comments on who is the ugliest little child victim, wouldn't that be funny as well? No, you say? Why not?

And stilettoGOP, you have your head stuck so far up Kingfish's a$$ it's ridiculous. You must have a little alarm on your wrist that goes off when someone here dares criticizes his posts. Are you a professional sycophant? Does he pay you to defend his posts or something?

I gave you and your blog a chance, but I'll leave you and the rest of your buttkissers to revel in the "jackassery". God, you people can defend and justify yourselves of anything.

Alvin Edney said...

I gave you and your blog a chance, but I'll leave you and the rest of your buttkissers to revel in the "jackassery".

We have been so blessed by your presence. Sad to see you go. Maybe you would find the JFP a friendlier place with fewer buttkissers. Some folks like the JFP because there is only one specific ass you have to kiss there in order to post. Toodles.

stilettoGOP said...

9:05, You almost made it sound like we were defending child pedophilia just because we mentioned these women's looks..(?) And not sure of the details of these particular cases, but for what it's worth, both guys involved were 16 (which is age of consent in MS) making them far from cases about 6yr olds as you'd make it sound. NOT that it makes it right, but something tells me these teenage guys were more than ok with having sex with a hottish older woman.

Which reminds me I've heard a joke or two about the movie The Graduate and similar over the years and everyone's "shitloads" survived to live another day.

Other than that, all I have to say is "later". hope you and your ulcer will come back sometime.

Now where's my check, KF?

Kaptain Kangaroo said...

Now wait just a second. Can we get serious? Click my link to find out!

Kingfish said...

no serious for me. been stuck in bed with this abscessed gum from HELL. I don't recommend getting one of these.

Kaptain Kangaroo said...

Well in that case...actually, forget it, I looked up abscesses on you tube and got thoroughly grossed out. There was an informative one on how to drain a mouth abscess, but it had a commercial and I chose not to post it. Hope you heal up.

Little humor instead...

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