There is no team I hate like Auburn. I hate them. I want to take a k-bar and stab it into their guts, then stomp their guts all over the ground. I want to burn every AU flag I see and bbq war chickens for breakfast. I was there at the Plains in 2006 for that big screw job the refs did. Aided by a replay official, Al Ford, who sells insurance in Hunstville, Alabama and whose daughter was on athletic scholarship at Auburn AND called a very controversial play the next week against Florida at the end of the game. I hate em and want to see the totally demolished, destroyed, and annihlated. I fantasize about shooting that war chicken out of the sky and would love to torch that big A in the middle of the field. Auburn's nothing but a bunch of trailer trash that couldn't even get into Troy. I hate 'em and they are going down tonight. GEAUX TO *#@* AUBURN!!!
Saturday, October 24, 2009
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
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I have one suggestion....
ANGER MANAGEMENT
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So, I take it you don't like Auburn? Too bad, 'cause they will not only kick a** and take names, they will take names and chew them up and spit them out.
So, KF, tell us how you really feel. I believe I sense some hostility towards Auburn.
Not everyone who lives in a trailer is trash. Such a stupid expression. Very uncool.
Finally- you need to make arrangements right now to have a responsible person administer a xanax or other benzodiazepine-type drug to you in the 4th quarter in the unlikely event that Auburn has whupped massive LSU ass. Unlikely you'll need it, but still.
As a LSU Alum and fan, and watching the 2004 Ref call, I'm sufficiently angered up for tonight's game.
Auburn 17 LSU 10
Ok, I'll bite. Did the ref get in 'trouble' for the blown calls?
You're a corndog.
It must be rough not having a rival. I mean really, who is your rival. Auburn? You are at best 3rd on their list behind Bama and UGA. How about Florida? Not even close, UGA, FSU and TENN are undoubtedly on their list. Ole Miss, hardly. NO the truth is that LSU is a school that no one really gives a shit about. I can see why your so angry, and therefore desperately lobbing word grenades at Auburn, your hoping that somehow you will make them turn around and recognize you as a rival... but guess what, we still don't care.
Hope your life gets better soon, you obviously are a very bitter man.
That was a great moment in AU history. Thanks for posting that.
LSU is a bunch of cheaters..
Californians wish they could make a "WHINE" like an LSU fan can..
There is no team I love like Auburn. I love them.
hey kingfish...
Die in a fire..
that is all..
oh..and war eagle you little corndog, no rival having, drunkard bitch...
Mad LSU fan equals no corn dog.
1. not everyone who lives in a trailer is trash.
2. everyone who pulls for auburn is trash.
3. no one gives a shit about auburn.
KF, that bad call was 3 years ago, man. That's 3 years. Let it go.
call? Try calls as in plural.
And Auburn peeps are just like Bobby Lowder, a bunch of thieves.
'Fish, there are manufactured homes (trailers) that are WAY better than where YOU live! Oh yeah, GO AUBURN.
In fact, the entire Auburn team lives in a trailer together, just so they don't get homesick.
Dear Auburn Fan,
Suck it.
Love,
LSU Fan
These posts are really very funny. I don't really watch football but you guys are seriously entertaining.
somebody must be a member of the tiger pimp nation
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I used to like this blog. But being an Auburn alum, I promise never to look at it again or recommend it to anyone.
Wow....so much emotion over football teams and games. Amazing.
But with KF, it isn't just for football. The others.....
9:44 is right. From the tone of the OP, you would think the whole team had stomped a hundred baby kittens and puppies to death right there on the field. That's the kind of thing I would reserve that level of venom for.
Instead, we have bad calls to blame. Dear God, life is full of freakin' bad calls! Waaaah! Here's what a coach referred me back to when a couple of us had the poor judgment to whine about "bad calls" made on our team once; Losers make excuses and winners make adjustments! Bad calls are lumped in the excuses category, KF. True champions find a way to overcome and out perform a stinkin' "bad call". True losers still whine about bad calls years later.
You haven't seen a bad call until you step on the field with Alabama.... and seriously... nobody likes an LSWho fan except...... another lswho fan... so KF, stop all the hatin cuz you are a part of the worste fan base in america and in actuality... everyone hate U!!
KF,
You are still the stupidest FUCKER I have ever seen. Get a fucking life DOUCHEBAG
That video MADE MY DAY:) Keep whining you bunch of coonass bastards. hahahaha!!!!!
You write like English is your second language.... please learn how to use a comma. So the daughter who is on athletic scholarship made a bad call? that's how your uninspiring drivel reads.... Congratulations.
And spellcheck didn't catch your butchery of "annihilate"? embarrassing.
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