Friday, December 21, 2007

Still Slumming in New Orleans

Well, well, our favorite moocher showed up (Guess she has no job) at the New Orleans City Council meeting yesterday wearing her favorite shirt since all of her Marvin Gaye and Free Huey t-shirts are worn out. Once again she expressed her thoughts in a very direct and concise manner as she screamed 'shut up' at the man behind her during the City Council debate on razing four public housing complexes" (source: Times-Picayune). This was of course after she said, "I might be poor but I don't like to live poor. I thank God for a place to live but it's pitiful what people give you" and "I'm tired of the slum landlords, and I'm tired of the slum houses," in referring to her home pictured above. If I was a Republican, I would use her as the poster child of the Democratic Party.

Update: See her in action at the City Council meeting yesterday that turned violent:

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Stephen said...

I really wish I had taxpayer standing to forbid FEMA and the other Government agency's from giving her and her ilk ANYTHING.

Anonymous said...

Off the subject but thank God that OBNOXIOUS Shadowfax has gone.

Now on the subject. We have lost. Hr comments are accepted by 20%of the people.

Shadowfax Redux said...

5:42 - you are off by at least 15%. I'd put it closer to 40%, and over 65% in the city limits of Jackson. JFPers would consider her a hero. Most anyone who voted for Obama would be in there like an audience member from a 1976 taping of Good Times, vocalizing their support.

"Dat's right!"
"You tell 'em!"
"I hearrrrd dat!"
"Speak it, sistah!"
"True dat!"
"Oh yes she did!"

Anonymous said...

... thank God that OBNOXIOUS Shadowfax has gone.

Tell us how you know that to be a fact. You don't.

Anonymous said...

This piece of shit will reap what she has sown! That SSI Govt check will only pay out so much. In the long she will lose as she should. The noose of SSI has been tighten and ppl are getting kicked off of SSI every month, just look at the number of PPL rushing to the Fed building to file recon's with SSA to keep the money flowing. (It's not, they are getting cut off slowly but surely. Yes those baby checks are getting off too.

Anonymous said...

I figured a Tea man like Shadowfax Redux would take a shot at the President because a black lady in New Orleans allegedly mooches off the government. Guess what? I don't like that either that the lady probably gets around $1500 a month she doesn't deserve(if that's true).

But where's the outrage over billions and billions of dollars wasted and/or stolen in Iraq, the billions of dollars we give away in tax subsidies to numerous giant corporations like GE, which paid zero income tax in 2010. Who knew that GE was one of those 47 percenters Gov. Romney was denigrating? I paid a wad of money to the government in income taxes that year and every year.

Not A Ninth Warder said...

What's the deal with making this about Shadowfax? At least she recognized and called out a piece of shit when she saw one. Back on subject - I thought when I saw this subject it was going to be about the assholes still living off our dime in Jacktown and Hattiesburg hotels a year and a half after Katrina. Some of you applauded that, which is to say you encouraged and perpetuated it.

Anonymous said...

Apparently the definition of "lady" has been corrupted like so many other words. I don't see a "lady" anywhere, just a black female (or woman, if you prefer) living off me and all other tax paying worker bees.

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