Jackson Jambalaya

The ole rub and tug with a happy ending..
Why can't I ever find these places or get the offers.

I don't know what happened in this case, but I do know that when you pay a company to advertise your product/service online, you often lack control over what sites it chooses.

I could see an ad vendor looking at this lady's ad buy & going "massage, okay, let's put this wherever massage services are being advertised." It's not like they know about Mississippi licensing regs.

ms hong is merely supplying a service for the pathetic, desperate,drunken, fatass, deadbeat,goofball men of mississippi who spend most of their life talking about their attendance at ole miss or ms state and holding themselves out as happily married family men when they get down to pine lake baptist church. oh , never forget they are also "family-values" republicans.

What's the address of this place?

Asking for a friend.

Well, this really stinks....Us older, balding, gentlemen with pot bellies need a place where we can get little poontang too sometimes. All you pretty boy types just would not understand that I guess.

The gubmint needs to leave that girl alone.

No victim,no crime.

I have been there and nothing extra was offered
Or to be had. People write all sorts of fantasies on
Eccie that did not happen. They need to leave this lady in peace.

When the story about the Backpage bust was reported, I submitted a comment about this place that KF rejected.

Looks like I was right.

I have been there and nothing extra was offered. My only complaint is that they constantly try to get a man to massage me. They must ask 4 or 5 times per visit if I want a "Bro Job". The guy must be good, because there's an additional charge for that service.

2:02 I can't stop laughing. Tears streaming down my face.

Laaaaaaaawwwwwddddddd!!!!

Remember:

21-year-old spends $50 on date with coed to get her to jerk him off in dorm room = good clean American fun; way to go, bro.

52-year-old pays Korean woman $50 extra to jerk him off in massage parlor = sinful depravity; government must shut down.

Ah, fond memories, 2:02. Some 30 years ago my wife tutored a young Tiwanese man who had moved here to work in the family business. He was quite the gentleman (former naval officer) with very good English, but didn't understand slang, which was a problem since he was managing the floor of a manufacturing operation. Each week he'd come to her with questions like "What means [fill in the blank]?" and she'd work through an often awkward explanation, trying not not embarrass either of them. That particular term you reference, though he could pronounce the L, was one of the more difficult translations.

To the dunderhead at 3:40:

The 21-year-old buys dinner for himself as well as his date and there's no guarantee of anything, as millions of 21-year-old guys who have spent $50 on a date and come up empty know all too well. If the coed chooses to engage in said activity, it's consensual. If she demands payment for that activity, she's no less a prostitute than the Korean masseuse.

Not sure why I'm attempting to explain this to an amoral sleazebag who has no problem with prostitution carrying on next door to a place where children go to get frozen yogurt.

Thank you 2:02! I needed that laugh today!!

I am curious how they spent $460 on the "investigation". Did they buy premiums memberships to the web sites?

4:14 PM I thought 3:40 made a valid point. Many casual encounters, dates, relationships, and even marriages are not based on "love" but are an arrangement of mutual expectations that involves money.

Whoflung Dung confuses me. What's the 'L'?

We need pics of this babe, how am I supposed to know if I would hit it or not?

The owner of Lake Harbour Massage once worked at the place on Lakeland. Lady leaves to start her own business. Former boss is pissed. Files complaint with Message Therapy Board. ECCIE apparently allows anonymous reviews (like this website does). Anyone can leave a review and the owner of the establishment can't do a thing about it. Question: why does the board go after a legitimate storefront? There are at least two well documented places offering "massages" on backpage. I'll bet there are no LMTs at those places.

This 'Message Therapy Board' addressed by 8:52; just what sort of messages are posted there and to what end?

While posting on a blog site can indeed be therapeutic, it's news to me that the same benefit can be had with those who use message boards.

Anon. 6:44, the gentleman in question could prounounce the L in "blow" rather than pronouncing in stereotypical Chinese accent "bro".

All men pay for sex in one way or the other.

Long story short about a guy I met once.
He read on Eccie where Lake Harbor was good for a BJ with massage. Said friend went hoping for the same. At the appropriate time said lady cried and told him those naughty reviews were sent in on behalf of her former employer specifically to drive her out of business. She said she sunk all her money in building out the place and was not going to risk it. I suspect this is true and wish she would quietly be left in peace. I heard she was actually a kind lady.

@8:12am So is this a guy you met once, or a friend?

If it's a guy you met once, he's awfully forthcoming with his illicit and illegal behavior to a fellow he just met and barely knows.

If it's a friend, maybe you need to get some new buddies, unless you and your pals enjoy regaling each other with tales of whoring (which speaks volumes about your levels of morality and maturity).

However, I have a feeling this is one of those things like when a teenage girl tells her guidance counselor, "I have this friend, and she thinks she might be pregnant..."

8:36, on which pew do you sit at First Pres?

makes me think of the scene from" Full Metal Jacket"