Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Looking for something to do this weekend?

Looking for something to do this weekend and don't want to be in Jackson? Geaux to New Orleans as two of my favorite events will be taking place: Greekfest and the Wine & Food Experience. The WFE is at the Superdome and features some of the leading wineries and local restaurants. Like wine? Check out some of these wineries: Alexander Valley, Chateau St. Michelle, Francis Ford Coppola, Rodney Strong, Silver Oak, and a whole bunch you probably didn't even know existed. List of wineries. As for the restaurants, just read it and drool: Antoine's, Arnaud's, Brennan's, Bourbon House, Zea's, Commander's Palace, Dickie Brennan's Steakhouse, Galatoire's, Palace Cafe, Ruffino's, Ruth's Chris, Superior Grill, and many others. List of restaurants.

Greekfest is a wonderful New Orleans tradition held every Memorial Day weekend at the Orthodox Church on Robert E. Lee. Greek dancing, Ouzzo, Greek cuisine, beautiful Greek women (and men for Stiletto and DWF), Greek music, and more. Nothing like the festivals here in Jackson, its a party for everyone. Yes, it is kid friendly (assuming your kid doesn't freak out if he sees an actual beer) and there is quite a bit of stuff for children. So if you are bored this weekend, head down to New Orleans.


KaptKangaroo said...

I got an idea. Lets all get together on a bus and ride down together. We can take turns throwing epithets and rude comments at eachother, culminating in a celebration of wine and food in NOLA. After my ass kicking this morning, I'm up for it! Bring it!

Kingfish said...

Now you're talking. Might not be a bad idea to do next year. Get a JJ group and rent a nice van or short bus.

Anonymous said...

what's not to like about a party in NO or beautiful women and good food. I say party on!!!

DWF said...

Beautiful men? Haven't seen one of THOSE in quite a while......

Kingfish said...

Sure ya did. Last week.

KaptKangaroo said...

You mean a handsome man like me?

Anonymous said...

New Orleans needs to address their crime problem before trying to host festivals and parties for people to enjoy. Everyone around here knows you have to eliminate crime before anything fun or productive can occur.

stilettoGOP said...

KF, you're so not good looking. In fact, you might be one of the least attractive men I've ever seen. Horrible body.

KK, let's do this thing. Long time readers only. Have to pass a JJ trivia quiz to come along. Some of the newbies we inherited during Irby week can stay behind and wash our cars. This field trip's for the kewl kids.

KaptKangaroo said...

I'd definitely be in! I would, of course, check my sarcasm at the door. Like the idea of a quiz, or at a minimum, have proof of your rabies vaccination. Personally, I'm partial to the idea of a supper club type mentality. Secret of course. The idea being, no mention of site (has to be a really cool place) until the day of event. Menu can be presented in advance. Or, we could take the train and show up "Fear & Loathing in LV" style. So many ideas, so little time.

Oh yeah, we must have T-Shirts.

DWF said...

KF - Yes, I did see a beautiful man last week and I saw you, too!

DWF said...

Just kidding KF - You know I love you!

fancy nancy said...

I'll be there! We're going Friday through Sunday for an early birthday for me! Happy Birthday to me, nanananana, its yo birthday!!! We'll stay in the busy part of NOLA and won't go down any empty alleys...

Anonymous said...

11:32, you are right. Any city should put a moratorium on fun until the last smidgen of crime is eliminated. NO is totally going to do that.

Wine is overrated. I demand cocktails. Geek, oops, Greek men are so....hairy and fun loving!

Anonymous said...

miss stellito, thank goodness i'm allowed to go whereever i like without your permission irby fan or not

KaptKangaroo said...

OH GAWD! The Irby fanatics have found this!

And yes, Stiletto, they can wash cars.

stilettoGOP said...

What's a stellito?

Is that anything like the place called "whereever"?

Anonymous said...

go ahead,smooth one

Anonymous said...

stellito/stiletto, WHATEVER, you got the message. ARE you short ?

Anonymous said...

It would appear from the poor grammar and the poor spelling that Louida is back, posting anonymously of course.

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