Monday, February 15, 2010

Read 'em and weep

Thursday's actions in the Mississippi Legislature:

HB #1611: Introduced & referred to House Ways & Means. Allows Jackson to issue bonds to finance upgrade of its water/sewer system. Bill status

HB #49: Motion to reconsider tabled. Already passed the House. Bars employers from firing employees who file worker's comp claim in good faith. Bill status

HB #155: Passed. Requires Parole Board to submit a recommendation to Governor on applications for pardons. Bill status

HB #298: Motion to reconsider tabled. Passed House last week. Allows family of officer killed in line of duty to keep his service weapon. Bill status

HB #536: Motion to reconsider entered. Passed House last week. Requires nursing homes to carry liability insurance. Bill status

HB #588: Passed. Allow Mississippi Industries for the Blind to establish a non-profit corporation. Bill status

HB #637: Passed. Allow State to sell the "old" Mississippi School for the Blind Property. Bill status

HB #853: Passed. Creates early voting. Bill status

HB #922: Passed. Revises Certificate of Need law. Good luck making sense of it. Bill status

HB #997: Passed. Requires school districts to adopt policies regarding practices in outdoor high temperatures. Bill status

HB #1222: Passed. Authorize counties and municipalities to trap "fur-bearing" animals within 100 yards of any street. Bill status

HB #1309: Passed as amended. Revises the stalking laws. Bill status

HB #1345: Passed as amended. Allows counties to donate to non-profits with guidelines. Bill status

HB #1359: Passed. Workplace Violence Act. Allows employer to seek civil penalties. Bill status

HB #273: Died on calendar. Would create charge of attempted murder. Bill status

HB #300: Died on calendar. Child custody- created rebuttable presumption of shared custody. Thank goodness. Bill status

HB #973: Died in committee. Ban using cellphone without handsfree device while driving. Bill status

HB #1265: Died. Would allow private wholesalers to sell wine to retailers in the state. Bill status.

SB #3120: Introduced in Senate, referred to Finance Committee. Allows bonds for Farish Stree development to be increased from six million to twelve million dollars.

SB #2026: Passed as amended. Gives medical claims priority over other bills. http://billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/2010/pdf/history/SB/SB2026.xml">Bill status

SB #2065: Passed. Requires verification of lawful presence in US of anyone applying for public benefits. Bill status

SB #2285: Passed. Allows for waiver of out of state tuition in certain circumstances. Bill status

SB #2293: Motion to reconsider tabled. Authorizes charter schools. Bill status

SB #2432: Passed. Require proof of auto liability insurance to get tag. Bill status

SB #2595: Passed. Bans texting while driving, use of cellphone while driving by those under age of eighteen. Bill status

SB #2726: Passed. Allows ER doctors and nurses to use blinking or rotating red lights when responding to an emergency. Bill status

SB #2923: Passed. Revises domestic violence laws. Bill status

SB #2999: Passed. Revises laws allowing cities to clean up properties. Bill status

SB #3059: Passed. The Stop Jim Hood Act. Bill status

SB #3085: Passed. Animal Cruelty Act. Bill status

Died in Senate:
SB #2339. Make psuedoephedrine a Schedule III drug. Bill status
SB #2549. Make 18 the age of majority. Bill status
SB #2663: Require fingerprints and background checks for RN's and LPN's. Bill status
SB #2981: Revise LLC laws Bill status

32 comments:

Paul Mitchell said...

On HB#997 I do hope that every single policy would be "It's Mississippi, go play outside."

KaptKangaroo said...

I really enjoyed the part of the post that highlights the bills coming to a quiet ending in the Senate.

Kingfish said...

Never seen heatstroke, have you? If they adopt some military guidelines or something similar, that would be good. Main thing is to make them drink so much water every hour.

Paul Mitchell said...

When I was about eight or nine, I was in the hospital for four days from heatstroke. On Independence Day, too!

Still, regulations never actually do anything, Kingfish. Kids should be taught these things in Health class. Oh, that's right, we no longer teach Health.

Anonymous said...

Looks to me like the Stupid Law Haters that post here will NOT appreciate HB#997. Shouldn't we have enough sense already not to overheat outside? One more law on the books telling schools what to do. If you overheat outside, child or not, you shoulda had better sense, and you don't need another law to know that!

Man, government messing with my toy lighter collection, the whole kids on atv's thing (big deal), plus cutting into my sexy times at the prison, and now this!!! This is BS, man!!!

Paul Mitchell said...

The fact that someone has to make a law to prohibit or govern the sale of toy lighters makes me laugh.

Stupid should hurt.

Anonymous said...

2726 is for ER docs only, not nurses in the version passed.

Anonymous said...

4:03 - You must not have a child that plays football for middle / jr high or high school. Try telling some of these coaches your kid needs a water break. Good luck with that.

WSJ: In recent years, there have been about four or five heat-related deaths a year among U.S. high-school football players, according to the National Center for Catastrophic Injury Research at the University of North Carolina. Coaches want to "separate the men from the boys" - "kids won't speak up because they want to impress the coaches...."
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204376604574280761954597096.html

Paul Mitchell said...

Anon 9:17, the end result of this type of legislation is everyone living in a protective bubble and having no freedoms. Again, personal responsibility is everything here and you are advocating eradicating it.

Anonymous said...

PM: if it means my child doesn't die of heatstroke because of an overzealous coach, absolutely.

Paul Mitchell said...

I just cannot understand the desire to surrender your freedoms. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

9:17, 4:03 was being completely factitious. She/he were ridiculing posters on here who do make posts like that and are serious about it.

Jackson Frugal Gal said...

Paul, trying to figure out how guidelines = surrendering my freedom. Unless I am a nutso coach who insists on water-free two-a-days in August, I fail to see what I am losing.

You know the cliche "Your freedom ends where my rights begin?" My child's freedom to live and be healthy is more important than some 1-A coach's "freedom" to run a 21st-century Junction Boy camp.

Law has always existed to protect -- the Ten Commandments were handed down because the people of Israel couldn't be trusted use their "personal responsibility" to live correctly. Our laws are meant to protect.

When another person's idiocy puts a child I love at risk, yeah, I want a law. So do other pragmatic, sensible adults. And the more people pull out the old, tired "we have too many laws" argument against appropriately protective legislation, the less seriously I take that whole philosophy.

Paul Mitchell said...

JFG, your right is to keep your kids out of taxpayer funded sports.

Ironghost said...

I'm supposing Paul's out of kids he can sacrifice to HS football. Me? If idiot coaches still subscribe to that water-free nonsense, I retain my right as a parent to do all I can to keep my kids out of their murderous path.

Paul Mitchell said...

Yeah, my kid leaves for boot camp tomorrow. I hope he doesn't get heat stroke in Great Lakes in February.

Anonymous said...

"JFG, your right is to keep your kids out of taxpayer funded sports."

What an idiotic statement. My kids are in taxpayer funded sports (with a few hundred more thrown in from each parent). Why would an idiotic coach have the right to harm my children under the guise of "sports"?

There are rules for everything in life. Most are unwritten, common sense, but since SOME coaches seem to care more about what THEY think is right, these parameters are needed.

Paul Mitchell said...

Sorry for being an idiot, Anon 1:47. I am responsible for my own kid. I guess that the Mississippi legislature is responsible for yours. They must know better than you how to raise your children.

Anonymous said...

"Sorry for being an idiot, Anon 1:47. I am responsible for my own kid. I guess that the Mississippi legislature is responsible for yours. They must know better than you how to raise your children."

This is 1:47. What coach will even allow a kid to get a drink of water at practice if the kid needed it? My son asked for water last year at a practice just before football season and was told to "suck it up". He collapsed after practice and it took the trainer 30 minutes to get him back to normal.

So what the hell are the kids supposed to do? Just quit? Aren't they allowed to play sports without the risk of harm?

Paul Mitchell said...

Anon, I have no clue where your kids are going to school, but when my son was in sports it seemed that all they did was drink water and play grab-ass, instead of practice.

The direction that I would go if I thought the coach was running the children in the ground would be to say something to the principal of the school. They are too afraid of getting sued to do anything stupid. Making another law giving schools more control over your kids is really not my idea of good legislation. We are just on opposing sides.

Anonymous said...

Paul, that's just a snarky remark a bully would make. You've gone through your original argument too quickly (that's because it's weak and more a matter of viewpoint), and now you are reduced to ridiculing the opposing view personally.

"I am responsible for my own kid. I guess that the Mississippi legislature is responsible for yours. They must know better than you how to raise your children."

Childish, and poorly played.

Paul Mitchell said...

Again, Anon, YOU called ME an idiot, then asked for parenting tips. I gave them to you, and now you say that MY debating lacks logic and I am calling names? Then you have the temerity to call ME childish for responding to your question?

Okay. You win, Super Smart Person That Doesn't Resort to Childish Behavior. This debate has all the FACTS! as AGW, everything proves your point. Good job, I am bested.

Anonymous said...

My son asked for water last year at a practice just before football season and was told to "suck it up". He collapsed after practice and it took the trainer 30 minutes to get him back to normal.

So what did you do about it?

KaptKangaroo said...

I bet he called his Dad...ooo wait, strike that, reverse it,I mean...his Representative and urged him to pass a law to punish the coach in the future.

You can never be too safe with the raising of your children, heaven forbid you actually took your child out of the game and sought immediate medical attention; then, you met with the principle, the PTA, other parents, THE COACH from the school to outline your concerns and bring about change YOURSELF.

But instead, you relinquished your personal responsibility to someone else: the public. Thanks. No lighters for you!

Jackson Frugal Gal said...

"They are too afraid of getting sued to do anything stupid."

They can't get sued if there are no guidelines or laws in place to indicate that certain behaviors or actions are inappropriate. If your kid had a heat stroke because of the careless actions of a coach and there were NO LAWS indicating that the school and school personnel have some responsibility for your child's safety, you would have no basis for a suit.

"Making another law giving schools more control over your kids is really not my idea of good legislation."

Where is this law about controlling kids? It's about requiring school systems to set guidelines that STAFF must follow. No different from requiring schools to do background checks on potential employees to make sure they aren't sex offenders.

And by the way -- political philosophy alone, when it comes down to is, is a VERY poor bit of ground to stand on when trying to claim moral high ground. Especially when you are arguing against those who would prefer that their kids not get killed by overzealous coaches. That's a battle you will never win, and it will actually work against you.

But, as I have stated elsewhere, pragmatism continues to be in alarmingly short supply these days.

Paul Mitchell said...

JFG, you won, now you are just piling on. That hurts.

Anonymous said...

Seeing the recent new cuts in MS, it is reassuring to see we are passing more laws we can't enforce or police.

Anonymous said...

Oh well, I guess those who want more regulations are willing to pay for it with more taxes, so nevermind, we can spend our way into further depletion of personal liberties. Its the logical thing to do right?

mcp said...

7:37 - if you are a convicted pedophile and have to register as a sex offender - is this a depletion of personal liberties?

Anonymous said...

"My son asked for water last year at a practice just before football season and was told to "suck it up". He collapsed after practice and it took the trainer 30 minutes to get him back to normal.

So what did you do about it?"

I called the school district office and ranted and raved. Got an apology, then the boys had a row of water set up from then on.

Anonymous said...

11:04 PM - If you are a stupid person, should stupid hurt? Yes. It appears to work for you.

I'm going to sensationalize a rational argument by making an outlandish statement. Stupid. Showing your HS dropout edjumication.

And to 6:12 AM - RIGHT ON! My lord, it certainly looks to me like personal responsibility was the correct thing to do, and you did it, unfortunately, we still have folks like 11:04 PM and we should pass the legislation to protect them from stupid, um, themselves. They are a menace to themselves and everyone they interact with. Kuddos to you sir!

Anonymous said...

11:04, man, you one cru-el dude. whats up with the vitriolic spewing?



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