Wednesday, March 3, 2021

Robert St. John: Toasting Every Day Away

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If someone were to put a contract hit out on me, it might be the easiest termination in hitman history. I’m not that hard to track down. Every morning I am in town I can be found at our breakfast joint sitting in the same seat, at the same table, at the same time, eating almost the same thing. I am a creature of habit when it comes to mornings and breakfast routines. Every once in a while, I’ll order pancakes or French toast, but usually it’s eggs, bacon, hash browns, and wheat toast. Occasionally, I’ll substitute the toast for a biscuit because I believe we make the best biscuits in town.

But toast is where it’s at for me these days. Actually, I’ve had an almost six-decades-long relationship with toast. My mom didn’t make biscuits very often when I was a kid. We were a toast family.

It doesn’t get any simpler in the food world— bread, butter, and heat. I love toast. I am a devout 59-year, dyed-in-the-grain, toast-with-butter-and-jelly-or-honey lover. I like buttered toast for breakfast, any time during the day, and for a late-night snack using the honey from my hives.

But it has to be toasted. There has to be some carbon there. Otherwise, it’s just warm bread. I don’t like it burned, but there’s got to be some color there. Oldtimers tout the health benefits of burned bread. I found articles on the Internet claiming that the carbon in burnt toast is good for you, and others that debunked that statement.

I never use margarine or any butter substitute that squeezes from a bottle or comes in a giant tub that takes up half of a shelf in the refrigerator. I am a simple man when it comes to toast— whole wheat bread, salted butter, and honey or pure fruit preserves. That’s it. Nothing more, nothing less.

I never, ever, ever use pop-up toasters. They just don’t work for my kind of toasting. I am not a spread-the-butter-on-already-toasted-bread kind of guy. That never works either. It tears the toast and the butter never melts. I want the bread to be toasted on both sides, but I want the butter to be melted on the bread while it is toasting. That may seem a little picky and over-the-top to some. After all, it’s just browned bread, but that should let you know how much I like toast.

The older I get the less enamored I am with inanimate objects.

As a kid, I loved “stuff.” I could spend 30 minutes on the 15-foot-long toy shelf at the neighborhood Ben Franklin store. The “stuff” obsession didn’t end in childhood. As an adult I went through several phases— a compact disc phase, a clothing phase, an electronic gadgets phase, and many more. The results of all of those phases are 12,000 compact discs sitting in boxes above my garage, tons of clothes that no longer fit or are out of style, and boxes of electronic gadgets that are obsolete. All but the compact discs have been given away to charities.

My life, today, is way less complicated than it ever has been. The beauty of simplifying life is that the “small things” become more important. Enter the newest prized possession— my new toaster.

I love my toaster as much as any inanimate object in my life (and that includes my truck). I own a lot of appliances and cooking gadgets for indoors and outside, but none have given me as much satisfaction as my Breville Toaster Oven model BOV845. 


For years I made my toast in the oven using the broil feature. I would toast one side and then remove the baking sheet from the oven, gently place four thinly sliced butter pats on each piece of bread, and then pop the bread back into the oven to broil the other side. That took a long time just for the broiler to preheat. Now I just fire up the countertop ol’ Breville Toaster Oven model BOV845 and get exactly what I need. Again, these days, the simplest things make me the happiest.

The toaster has a lot of features and settings. I can turn a knob to “cookies” or “pizza” but I cook both of those in the oven. It also has settings for bagels, baking, reheating, broiling, and roasting. None of those settings matter to me, I keep it set to “toast.” This thing makes perfectly toasted toast.

Have I mentioned that I love toast?

Some of the most distinct memories of my grandmother are of her sitting in her breakfast room in the morning, looking out into the backyard where something was always in bloom. Beside the table— just by where she sat— was a cart that had a small toaster oven on it. She made toast every morning and ate it with several homemade jams and jellies she kept in her pantry. My love for toast probably came from that small breakfast room.

Author’s Note: This column may have set the record for the number of times the word— or the root of the word— “toast” was mentioned (32) in 875 words or less, and it is not a paid endorsement for any product, especially the Breville Toaster Oven model BOV845. 

 

Bananas Foster French Toast

Batter

6                      Eggs

2 cups              Half and half

1 /2 cup           Sugar

2 tsp                Cinnamon

2 tsp                Orange zest, fresh

1 tsp                Vanilla

1 stick             Butter

1 large loaf      French bread, sliced on a diagonal into 1 1 /2 inch thick pieces

Bananas Foster Sauce

1 stick             Butter

4 cups              Bananas, sliced

3 /4 cup           Pecan pieces

2 Tbl.              Dark rum

1 1 /2 cups       Butter pecan or maple syrup

Preheat oven to 200 degrees.

Combine all of the ingredients for batter and stir well. Soak French bread slices in batter for five minutes. Heat butter over a medium heat in a large skillet. Brown the soaked bread on each side and place in a baking dish. Keep French toast in the oven to keep warm until all slices have been cooked.

To make the sauce; add butter and bananas to the same pan. Cook for four to five minutes and add the rum. Allow alcohol to burn off. Stir in the pecans and syrup. Remove French toast from oven and top with Bananas Foster sauce. Serve immediately. Yield: six to eight servings

 

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does this count as a paid commercial?

Anonymous said...

"Every week, I write 'Every morning I am in town I can be found at our breakfast joint sitting in the same seat, at the same table, at the same time, eating almost the same thing."

Hauteism. A incurable, progressive disorder first manifested in believing Hicke Cuisine, however copycatted, is superior, leading to end stages where the patient repeats stories worse than Granpa in the nursing home cafeteria. Also known as the Groundhog Diet.

Unknown said...

@10:25 for toast

Anonymous said...

Add some allspice and nutmeg to that dip recipe and you now have exquisite French toast

Fix the Pipes and Fill the Potholes said...

Personally, I have enjoyed the RSJ op-eds. They are a refreshing break from the routine jackassery. Just move along if you aren't interested...

Anonymous said...

Wow--$279 for a toaster oven. I got my Hamilton Beach for $30 on sale at Kroger. It makes nice toast.

Anonymous said...

Add some allspice and nutmeg
I had no idea that YouTuber J.Townsend reads Jackson Jambalaya!

Anonymous said...

Clearly it was not an ad for the toaster oven. Otherwise, he would have touted its ability to cook everything from a whole hog to twelve chickens at one time. He simply said that it was his go-to for toast (implying that he doesn't use it for anything else). If you don't like it, go read Sid Salter so you can take a nap.

Anonymous said...

Mister St. John,
Have you ever seen the Jack Black film Nacho Libre?

There is a very funny scene. where Father Ignacio, Played by Jack Black, asks the beautiful Sister Encarnación if she would like to meet with him that evening evening for some toast. She is hesitant, due to the fact that they have taken holy vows. Undeterred, Father Ignacio does visit her that evening with two fine slices of toast.

Nacho Libre Toast Date
Bonus: Jack Black sings “Encarnación”

Anonymous said...

I put Old Spice and nutsmeg on my toast as suggested and it really was gross tasting.

Anonymous said...

12:10 -

I owned one of those $30 Walmart deals, and it was great for reheating pizza. But the Breville - not this model, but the big one - will take a quarter-sheet (13x9) pan, and it cooks just like a real oven.

It doesn't heat up your kitchen much in the process. And it's usually finished cooking before the big oven would even have gotten up to temperature.

It's not cheap, and you can't cook a turkey or a whole beef Wellington in it, but it's a wonderful piece of kitchen equipment. I usually turn the big ovens on four times a year: twice to run the self-clean cycle, once each for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Otherwise, you just don't need them.

Mister Popeil said...

I can sleep well tonight, knowing I'm up to date on toaster-ovens.

Redneck Chef said...

That recipe sounds delicious !

But my Grandmother's French Toast was the best.

Simple and inexpensive as well.
She never wrote anything on notes, but it didn't matter.
I watched her cook this 100's of times.

"Simple French Toast"

One cast iron skillet.
A little butter.
About four slices of generic white bread.
A cup of milk.
Two eggs.
And a lot of powdered sugar.

________


Mix milk and eggs.

Soak breakd in milk & egg mixture about two minutes.

Heat skillet to medium high and add a small amount of butter. Place soaked bread slices in cast iron skillet for about 45 seconds per side.

Remove bread to plate and add as much powdered sugar as you like.

Prep time: 5 minutes.
Cook time: 3 minutes.

Cost of ingredients used: about three bucks.

Yield: one or two servings.












Anonymous said...

I read Robert St. John and Daniel Gardner because they have good writing skills. I may not care for everything they say but the columns are well written.

Sid and Crawford? Not so much. Therefore I don't read them anymore. If you don't like a columnist, skip it. Quit being a Karen and freaking out if someone utters a word that you don't like.

Anonymous said...

I'm curious why a chef keeps all of his butter in the refrigerator.

I'm also curious why a guy supposedly facing the loss of his house, business, and the life to which he has become accustomed is hawking an expensive, well, anything. Maybe that's what the stimulus is for - kitchen appliances. For those not so fortunate to have toaster selection dilemmas, along with the equal horror of bread spread quandaries, just use your iPhone (while you can still afford to) to iSearch campfire construction, heat up a can of cat food, and be grateful that you live in a state that doesn't have a mask mandate.

PS - if you don't need or want an expensive toaster, maybe get something to go from one or more small, one-off cafes owned and staffed by folks who have bigger problems than toast toppings. And tip extra if you can manage it. That'll matter a whole hell of a lot more than what fucking flavor of preserves you use on your just-perfect toast untorn by refrigerated butter.

Anonymous said...

I'm happy to learn from RSJ that I am not alone in my requirements for toast - not done in a toaster, but bread toasted on both sides with butter then melted and spread while toasting.

Appreciate his weekly columns, but this one hit home and confirmed my enjoyment of a good thing. Now, going to try his receipe for French Toast with Banana Foster sauce (without the Old Spice, thank you)

Anonymous said...

Someone said "But my Grandmother's French Toast was the best. "

But you aren't a real chef if you don't use zest of some sort and slice on the diagonal.

My mom made your granny's recipe also. It was the best ever.



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