Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Close but no Cigar for (Alleged) Drunk Driver

The Goon Squad apparently casts a long shadow, even out to the Rez.  A federal employee tried to use the Goon Squad's notoriety to get out of a DUI.  The key word is "tried."   This post almost classified for "Idiot of the Day."  

Michael Hollis was involved in a wreck on Spann Drive (Near Polk's Drugs) at 4 PM on October 19 by the Ross Barnett Reservoir on the Rankin County side.  The police report states: 



What is interesting is what took place before the Reservoir police arrived at the scene.  Rankin County deputies responded to the accident.  Law enforcement sources said the suspect claimed he worked for the Justice Department.  The deputies obviously did not want to arrest such an individual. After determining the accident fell within the jurisdiction of the Reservoir Patrol, the deputies called Reservoir Patrol and transferred the case.   However, Hollis does not work for the Justice Department but is employed at the EEOC.   Nice try.  




11 comments:

Anonymous said...

If he works for the EEOC I know two things, one of which I will mention--- he is an anti-capitalist.

Anonymous said...

The EEOC is an independent agency. However, it is joined at the hip with The Justice Department and The Labor Department.

EEOC answers administratively to an appointed commission, like the National Labor Relations Board does. However, boards and commissions are rarely involved in technical and procedural oversight and are more less ceremonial, at the behest of the sitting president who appoints them, during rotation.

Most EEOC cases either involve the Justice Department regulations or the Labor Department regulations.

So, I'm not sure he lied.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter much his job category. It does look like he may be an unarmed investigator for EEOC. He could be armed, not relevant. What is relevant is that MAYbe he impersonated a Fed Crim Investigator to avoid arrest for a dangerous DUI incident, which is probably obstruction of justice AND impersonation. Or even if he is an investigator, who appears to lecture on status of Felons for EEOC/Woke employment policy now, he knows very well that it is obstruction of justice and a major professional responsibility issue, beyond even DUI.

If he refused medical treatment possibly to go to another medical facility to avoid blood draws for DUI, then that is somewhat furtive behavior that might not help his case.

Either way, the Office of Inspector General or the Office of Professional Responsibility will have interest I think. And then there's Giglio as far as his position and future testimony, which affects meeting conditions of employment. Maybe.

Advice: don't BS the cops, don't deceive them, bail out, then get to AA and Employee Assistance ASAP, and get a good lawyer. And don't get on a organ donor vehicle drunk in the first place. Good for RezPo. He might lose his job, but he didn't lose his life. Or, take a life. At least yet. Booze again. But, geez, booze and biking??? Uber!!!

Anonymous said...

Anti-Employer for sure. From the very get-go of any complaint, it becomes the employer's obligation to prove innocence.

Anonymous said...

Does sneaking out of the hospital count as escaping custody?

The Goon Squad does indeed cast a long shadow.

Anonymous said...

Boozed up at 4PM... ??

Anonymous said...

@11:25 - Saturday during college football season. He started at 11:00am.

Anonymous said...

0.14 BAC at 4:00 in the afternoon. This guy thinks he knows how to party.

anonymous said...

rankin co sheriffs office has concurrent jurisdiction over all lands of the PRVWSD. those 2 little teeny bopper reservoir cops couldn't make a case if it happen right in front of them. there is a lot more to this story. people need to understand that the PRVWSD is not a city, .......it is not a county.....its a stinking administrative agency , created by the horse and buggy ms legislature, and is run by political appointees who do not answer to the voters. its the worst thing the ms legislature ever did.............and that is really saying something.

Anonymous said...

Boy, 10:01 - You do carry on don't you. I counted seven times you changed subjects in that rant. You really need to see a psych professional about that.

By the way, who said he tried to impersonate anybody?

Anonymous said...

Funny no one wants to hear the real story. I saw the accident at Polks. He never said he was DOJ some fat white guy kept saying he was FBI. The cycle rider said no I’m not I’m a Federal Investigator but I’m not FBI. This fat guy said you should know better motorcycle guy said yes sir. Total BS article.


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