Sunday, October 2, 2016

Ouch!

Drunk shirtless Tennessee frat boy takes on bouncer who just so happens to be an MMA fighter:



16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bless the lil' rocky top's heart.
I bet he's hurt'n today.

BTW, I'm hearing a lot stuff about an Ole Miss kid getting arrested for having a state flag in the stadium yesterday . . . ( the flag wasn't attached to a stick . . . so they say)

Is that true or is that just facebook ?

Take Me In Occifer.. said...

Let's go to court over this 1st Amendment Issue!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLCeio3jTDz/

Anonymous said...

Which proud school and frat can claim this one?

Anonymous said...

At 11:07: It is my understanding the the OLE MISS fan was told to surrender his state flag or be arrested and aafter threat of arrest he eventually surrendered his MS state flag.

Anonymous said...

Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

Game day on Saturday, huntin' on Sunday, and pickin' up trash on the side of the road the rest of the week.

That being said (and I'm not a Bulldog fan), I felt incredibly sorry for Georgia fans this weekend. That loss was a complete kick to the stomach.

Also, watching the televised Ole Miss game, I saw someone with a state flag behind one of the goal posts during a FG/PAT. They were holding it up by the corners. It didn't appear to be on a stick. I know nothing about any arrests, though.

Anonymous said...

They'll be burning books at TSUN before too much longer.

Anonymous said...

Them Rocky Toppers get a solid win under their belt and they think they are superman.

In other news, Ole Miss beat long time rival Memphis.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if Dan Mullens and Nick Mullens are related? If they are, why didn't we sign Nick?

Anonymous said...

There's videos all over social media of the incident at ole miss. The flag was within the required measurements. And no stick was attached. Yet still, the cop slammed the student onto the concrete, causing physical harm to the student. I hope he sues the nazi university for every penny they have. It's time people start standing up for themselves, and fight the cops enforcing unconstitutional rules.

Anonymous said...

he'll never live that down the frat house!

Anonymous said...

8:13 / 9:54, better find a better source for your information regarding this arrest than some idiot legislator's FB posts. And get a better understanding of the facts that occur before and after short videos on Utube.

And - next time, why don't you put your comments on the appropriate post; this one is about a drunk UT student. OM black bears and their flag concerns are down a couple.

Anonymous said...

Damn 9:53. Sorry you are so out of the loop. NO Dan MulleN is not related to Nick MullenS. Geez. I hope you are a Big 10 clueless Yankee, asking a question like that.....

Boyd Crowder said...

I get so amused listening to State fans who don't even know their own coach's last name. They know how to say Dak, though. Maybe because it's only one syllable.

Anonymous said...

So, what's the hooker in the black dress doing? Is she going for the kid's wallet, while they have him down? Is the guy in the red tee shirt her pimp?

And are you SURE that's a fratrat? He looks like plain-ol White Trash, to me. I know the frats let in pretty-much anything, these days. But still..

Anonymous said...

The bouncer was simply demonstrating for the hipsters the quickest and most effective way to create your on safe space.

Anonymous said...

hell state! we gonna run them auburn war eagles out of our beautiful town.



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