Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Keeping it classy

Do Florida, alcohol,  and Chuck E. Cheese mix?

This Miami news story provides the details.


Anonymous said...

This is not the way civilized people behave, especially around children.

These people are thugs and should be treated as such.

Anonymous said...

Tattoos, Cargo shirts, Flat bills, and Jorts. It's not considered profiling if it's the truth.

Anonymous said...

Boy do I miss those Chuck E. Cheese's birthday parties. An hour and half of mind numbing arcade sounds, the children's fear when Chuck E. makes his appearance, followed by another half hour standing at the glass case with your over-stimulated child explaining over and over that he/she does not have enough tickets for the giant stuffed animals, stop looking at the big stuff up on the shelf, only look down into this part of the case, and please choose either the eraser or the spider ring. Too much fun!

Anonymous said...

Where a thug can be a thug.

Anonymous said...

Stop race baiting KF.

Anonymous said...

Once was in the CEC in Jackson, by Cowboy's, with quite a few lawyer parents. A "distinguished senior jurist" of Mississippi was there with grandchild. One attorney muttered, to much laughter, "I guess he didn't realize they don't serve beer here anymore." However, to his credit, the distinguished gent did peacefully and lawfully play Skee Ball for the duration and exit CEC without incident.

Here's the Kendall FL CEC menu items at fault:

Large Beer
(Cal. 245)
Regular Beer
(Cal. 145)
Add $1 for premium beer, check availability
Copa Di Vino
(Cal. 155)

Anony Mouse said...

The newspaper article (see link above) is worth a read. Kendall FL, suburb SW of Miami. I would have guessed this was somewhere in the panhandle or even Jacksonville, the redneck capitol of FL, at least according to a native.

Anonymous said...

Americans have sunken to another new low. Who raised these people? Trailer trash, put their kids in state custody and sterilize them all.

Anonymous said...

So you are trash if you live in a trailer? Or trash belongs in a trailer? Someone needs to tell that to the "trash" living at lake caroline (they have no business there - they belong in a trailer!)

Burke said...

I blame Trump.

Anonymous said...

Guess they ran out of spider rings.

Anonymous said...

I have to visit family in Florida on occasion. Most people think of Disney, Universal, beaches and vacations. This video shows what living in Florida is like. If it weren't for the theme parks....wasteland of trashy people..

Messick said...


Anonymous said...

The skee ball pays out in oxycontin? Cool!

Anonymous said...

The biggest difference between a fight there and a fight at a CEC in Jackson is that, down there, there wasn't any gunfire......pitiful to see adults fight anywhere, but at least none of them got shot or cut

Anonymous said...

It's Florida. Mic drop.

Anonymous said...

"Chuck E Cheese lives matter" I especially like the woman slinging a kid while hitting others.....I say let them beat the shit out of each other. Just imagine the kids growing up with even less "I don't Give-a-Shit" attitudes, oh wait, it's started all ready????

Anonymous said...

It should be "Klassy" with a "K"

Anonymous said...

The truth???? The truth is a disingenuous policy, ever shifting, which violates the rights of state residents to display their own state flag. Insanity. Good luck with this case, OM. Fruit of a poisoned tree. Or, maybe, Fruit of the PC Tree.

Let's review that description of the arrest: "The student, Dylan Wood, was initially contacted by stadium security because he was displaying a flag in the stands in violation of longstanding stadium policy that prohibits flags, banners, signs, umbrellas or other objects that may obstruct the view of other fans. Consistent with stadium policy, security officers instructed Wood to leave the stadium or to relinquish the flag."

So, a flag, legally required to be flown at public schools, at a state college, is grounds for ejection? No. It's not.

The basis for "reasonable limitation" of this free speech was articulated (over a Rebel Flag, not their own state flag), as being a size of 12" x 14" in the 1997 case, Barrett v. Khayat. The case addressed the disingenuous (actually ludicrous) "stick rule" which is N/A here. And that flag is not "too large."

So, the initial contact is fruit of a poison tree in that the only reason is to remove that officer's own state flag, at a state college, in violation of your own awkward policy. Other cloth banners or symbols were not removed of the same size, much less the one in "the rules."

And please, again, visit the NEWLY REVISED SITE (since two days ago and long after this arrest) to see that they've yet again "changed the rules" to fit the narrative. http://olemissfb.com/vaught-hemingway-stadium/stadium-information/

"Longstanding?" It had NO Size listed three days ago. The Face Book page was different than the OM Sports one. Subpoena the web admin and ask for logs of the changes.

And maybe KF can ask for those public records on "the flag policy" since 1997 and the documentation of it.

The "truth" keeps evolving at Ole Miss, every day.

They CANNOT seize symbols, content, or other means of expression which are not even inflammatory in any way.

They've clearly violated their own awkward, all over the place BS Policy (Size Matters, OM counsel, especially since you're not consistent AND have made arrests).

Great that you make an unlawful arrest, and civil rights violation, and then posit that it's because of alcohol. The student was within stadium policy to display his state flag. All the rest of this "evidence" is poisoned.

And his protest over the ejection and seizure of the symbol by the officer is evidence of this. Calmer minds should prevail at OM and this stadium. Way beyond ridiculous.

Kingfish said...

Take the flag stuff to the flag post.

Anonymous said...

I like Tallahassee. Once read that the retirees living in Florida year round are mostly those who don't get along with their children. LOL.

Anonymous said...

You can hear a Tim Wilson's "Chuck E Cheese He'll" on You-Tube. :

I got combat training from overseas

Now I'm the bouncer at the Chucky Cheese

I think I'd rather do a year in jail

Than another afternoon

In Chucky Cheese Hell

Chucky Cheese Hell


Anonymous said...

Another funny song including Chuck E. Cheese is Tim Hawkin's parody of "Imagine":

"Imagine kids not whining
no screaming fits or squeals
when they don’t get the toy they want
in their Happy Meal
Imagine all the parents
burning down Chuck E. Cheese
( God gave me this song…. really!)"


Anonymous said...

How did Lake Caroline make it into the equation? Sauce?

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