Saturday, October 22, 2016

Idiot of the day

JPD posted these messages on Twitter:

I-55/Elton Rd.: drunk driver slams into police cruiser while officers were assisting a stranded motorist. Officer injured and taken to UMMC.

2 year Officer Eugene Alvarez sustained minor injuries, stable condition. Arrested: Shane Acy, 41. Accident under investigation.

Glad Officer Alvarez is ok. Here are the photos:

And here is a pic of our suspect that was found on Facebook:


Derrell Ray said...

Red neck blues

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Steve Earle was in town.

Anonymous said...

They closed down the entire interstate this morning. Just for some thug cop.

Anonymous said...

One mo' junk car to add to the scores of wrecked JPD cruisers at the City Maintenance Facility at Michael Avalon Drive. I invite all taxpayers in Jackson to take a drive there and see how many trucks and cars owned by the city are wrecked or junked.

Anonymous said...

Look him up on Facebook in all of his Ole Miss attire.

Anonymous said...

@10:19 My guess is that this guy or his insurance is going to be writing a check to repair or replace the cruiser on this one.

Ole Miss' Finest said...

Quite a Facebook personality. Borderline child endangerment with the kid in the khayak.

Anonymous said...

Well... even redencks can like college football. Hate it's one in our state. But I don't think he would enjoy. JSU!, all corn, Valley, or any other black university

Anonymous said...

Why is it virtually every redneck non college graduate wears either Ole Miss or Alabama clothing?

Anonymous said...


Ole miss used to mean 'classy' back in the day. If you graduated from ole miss, you were most likely from a wealthy, upscale family. So all of the white trash flocked to be ole miss fans. In an attempt to not be labeled as trash. So, even today, when people who are big ole miss fans, but have no real connection to the university, it's safe to assume they come from a white trash background.

Anonymous said...

@9:37PM Let me guess, that is if you are a college graduate you are that white dude that had your white girlfriend taken by that black dude in college and now when you think of Jackson you think of black and when you think of police in Jackson you think he has to be a thug cop...wish I could meet your female friend in your life now in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Is that some sort of handicap scooter he is sitting on? And what's with the military cap? Is he a wounded vet? Or just a drunk frat boy who never grew up?

Anonymous said...

Cut him some slack. He's a good ol' boy. Don't mean to do nobody no harm.

Anonymous said...

Why would you post that picture of yourself on Facebook? Possibly seeking some sort of symphony.

Anonymous said...

That Facebook pic looks like it was taken in the grove.

Anonymous said...

10:37, not sure that he would enjoy the music at the symphony

Kingfish said...


PittPanther said...

9:20am says "Why is it virtually every redneck non college graduate wears either Ole Miss or Alabama clothing?"

What a softball question.

Racist rednecks pick Ole Miss because of the obsession over the Confederate flag. Other rednecks pick Bama because they want to associate with a team with a winning tradition. If you're going to pick a team to root for, you certainly aren't going to select Vanderbilt!

Anonymous said...

It's all fun and games until you run into a cop while you are shitfaced

noel said...

it'a an epidemic

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