And there arose to the north of Eden a tribe called the Hotty-Toddys, who were also called metros. And the Hotty-Toddys were very displeasing; they didst place centerpieces on their banquet tables, and didst exalt themselves much. And they didst glorify the southern kingdom of the past.
And for a brief time they didst enjoy success on the battlefield. But in the second year of the reign of John son of Joseph, a man named James, of the house of Meredith, of the nation of Cush, didst attempt to enter the seminary at Oxford. But the Hotty-Toddys despised and oppressed the Cush-ites, and refused him entry. But the Judges decreed that James must be allowed to enter. And the Hotty-Toddys rose up with great vengeance and furious anger, and didst burn their own city, and even slew two aliens in their midst. And the LORD saw that it was no good, and was much angered, and uttered a curse upon the Hotty-Toddys:
"THOU SHALT TASTE VICTORY ONCE MORE, THEN NEVER AGAIN SHALL THOU BE FIRST AMONG THY BRETHREN"
And after the following harvest, they didst enjoy their last great victory, then their warriors became lost in the wilderness. And a man named Elisha, who was also called Archie, didst attempt to lead them back to glory, but was wounded in the land of Eden and tasted not the fruits of victory. Then a great famine fell upon Oxford, until Eli son of Archie arrived upon a white horse. Eli led the Hotty-Toddys to many small victories, and girded his loins against an invasion by the warriors from Eden.
But Eli fell backwards*. And a great roar arose, and Johnny of the house of Vaught, the great king of the Hotty-Toddy past, didst ask "What be the meaning of this tumult?" For Johnny was a very old man, 93, and nearly blind. And the Hotty-Toddys cried in despair, "The invaders from Eden hath carried off the West championship! Our curse is still upon us, and the Heisman shall never come to the house of Manning."
And the LORD then caused a great delusion to fall upon the tribe of Hotty-Toddy, and they drove their general David from their midst, even though David had led them to victories for the first time in forty years. And they chose a recruiter of warriors from a western land, Bay Bay of the house of Yawyawyawyaw, because their delusion kept them from seeing he was a fool. And Bay Bay disdt tear his garments, and shout words none could understand. And the LORD loosed against the Hotty-Toddys bands of Cowboys, and Bulldogs, and even Commodores, who laid waste to Oxford. And the Hotty-Toddys continued to exalt Bay Bay, even as half his warriors disappeared from Oxford, and rued the days of Cutcliffe. And finally Les of Eden came to Oxford and destroyed it once and for all. 1 Samuel 4:3.
Then there arose a false prophet from the House of Nutt. Although he was cast out by swine, the faithful's hope was restored as he trampled the Tiger, vanquished the Raiders of Red, and slew the Cowboy in the House of Jerry. There was much feasting as milk and honey flowed from the rivers of the Delta to the lands of Elvis. However, more sorrow smote the tribe as the prophet's promises proved false when the curse struck him with a madness that left him speechless and confused. The prophet wandered at times on sidelines alone, quiet at times, babbling at others, while the faithful said oh no, we've been cursed yet again. However, Les of Eden was not without mercy as he was indeed a just man and knelt to end the game. 1 Samuel 4:4.
However, Les suffered the same fate as King Saul by showing mercy to the enemy. The Lord shewed his wrath and withdrew his favor from Les of Eden. Les and his Edenites came back to the land of the Hotty-Toddys, boastful of their strength. The Hotty-Toddy's drank the blood of many sacrifices to their false idols in their pagan temple called "The Grove" as they worked themselves into a frenzy. The Edenites fell into a trap as their exalted general Zachariah slept while the Hotty's caught them unawares. When Zachariah finally awoke, he slew many Hotty's but alas he fell in the end. The Hotty's made more sacrifices to their false idols as they feverishly danced naked after they vanquished Les of Eden.
However, the Hotty-Toddy's grew lazy as they lived off the fat of the land and drank much wine. They returned to the Valley of Death led by a young king named Beaux, III. He danced naked before the enemy, pointed three fingers at the heavens, ignored the counsel of his lord, and died on the plains of battle. The Hotty-Toddy's were held to much scorn as their pride went down along with their downfall.
Prediction: LSU by a touchdown. Ole Miss has a better qb but has several flaws. The running game is very weak and hurts Ole Miss when it needs to eat up some clock. The fastball offense is good for scoring points but bad for holding a lead. Ole Miss also suffers from a weak run defense. Forget Fournette. Guice just reached 1,000 yards faster than any other LSU running back and that is saying quite a bit. The exit of Les and Cam means the offense is showing more variation instead of Toss dive on first down, toss dive on second down, and long bomb on third down. Gone are the 80 play practices that took place two to three times a week during the season. Players are fresher and spend more time on film studying the other team.
Howevvvvvvver, this IS LSU-Ole Miss. The series is also a tough one from the LSU side although LSU leads the series 10-5 since 2001. Don't believe me?
2001: Ole Miss win.
2002: LSU by 1.
2003: LSU by 3
2004: LSU by 3 despite a record-setting rushing performance by Broussard.
2005: LSU blowout because Ole Miss quits on Orgeron.
2006: LSU in OT
2007: LSU comes back in fourth quarter
2008: Ole Miss ass-kicking
2009: Les Miles can't tell time.
2010: LSU wins at the end of the game.
2011: The knee game.
2012: LSU needs 4th quarter comeback to win game.
2013: Ole Miss wins by 3.
2014: LSU upsets Ole Miss 10-7.
2015: Ole Miss won 38-17
Saturday, October 22, 2016
The Fall of the Tribe of Hotty Toddy
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Ho hum. Never read this before.
Hobby Lobby!!
Chicago Transit Authority - Does anybody know what time it is....Does anybody really care?
Where was the book of Jeremiah? The wayward youth from the tribe of ducks who was banished from the tribe but was picked up by the tribe Rebels to steer him straight and give him another chance, because heppin' folks, and he was their next Heisman candidate, who also stopped short. But the tribe of Rebels made "4 Heisman" stickers like the ones prior so that he would be exalted to the candidacy, but never did he achieve.
Well said
This went over my head!
You've posted some inane, stupid crap before but this really tops it off, Kingfish. Puh-leaze.
GTHOM
You can't spell scum with UM
Where old times (like racism) are not forgotten
8:19 - You really ought to look over your posts before you click 'enter'.
What evidence do you have that the school is racist? I'm no Ole Myth fan, but your comment is pure-ass ignorant. And I checked over my post.
good going KF..
9:38 asked: "What evidence do you have that the school is racist?"
How many fraternities and/or students have been expelled and/or suspended for racist activity? Such as, noose over a statue, offensive banners, angry words about our president?
How many people have been removed from the public eye in their stadium for displaying a certain flag, playing Dixie, shouting "the south shall rise again"?
Care to reconsider your defense of the most racist university in our state?
Yes; and thank you 6:26.
'..removing people from the public eye for displaying a symbol of heritage' is not a symptom or symbol of racism. It's actually a symbol of an over-reactive, ignorant position of a liberal administration that has jumped aboard the train of misinformation and ignorance.
Next: Placing a noose over a statue was the bad act of one immature boy from another state. In no way did it represent the mindset or actions of an entire fraternity. The response (assuming you are correct) was an over-reach taken only to appease a larger group of malcontents, including yourself.
Next: You mentioned 'angry words'. What the hell? Is college not a place for open, honest, straight-forward debate and expression? Did your panties get twisted because someone expressed themselves openly about the president? Were you offended? Did you squirm off into a corner in tears and search for a safe-space. Angry? Please...you pussy.
Next: 'The South shall rise again'. Hopefully that is the truth. And it has nothing to do with race. But, you're immature and uneducated and programmed to see race and meanness in every word and action, aren't you? You must run and hide from that and seek out your safe space. Hopefully Detroit, Chicago, New Orleans, Birmingham, Jackson and, indeed, The South, shall ALL rise again. Wouldn't that be nice? But you'd lose your opportunity to proclaim yourself a victim if that were to happen.
And lastly: You mention the 'most racist university in our state'. The jury is still out on that one; but, currently the participants in that contest are Valley, Alcorn and Jackson State. Stay tuned. And hang close to your safe space.
@8:39 AM
LOVED this, KF. Had to think about some of them for a few minutes, and some of them I never did figure out, but even so, I laughed until I had tears. Truly, truly funny!!!! Made my day.
I look forward to reading this every year.
Well stated 8:39.
6:26 is one of many sniveling insecure "little people" who stay butt hurt as a way off life.
@8:39: keep chocking that chicken....and remember that when you act all astonished at how blind liberals are to the crimes of the Clintons, you are practicing the same lack of discernment regarding the scUM in Oxford....racists yearning for the old times
Where are all these hotty totty women ( hot mommas ) dancin around nekkid? That's the place I want to go! Reckon those 3 hot gals that worked for the MDOT who were caught last year buying beer in oxford or batesville or wherever and loading up the MDOT truck,will be there dancing nekkid? That's where I wanna be!!!
By the way......has anyone heard anything else out of that issue? I know this is off topic but I sure would like to know since that dept fined 3 of my trucks right after that incident.
Ole miss fraternities are integrated. States are not and will never be.
Can someone answer a question for me? How do coaches make a salary funded by the state and get alumni to donate to exhorborant amounts to supplement their salaries and not be in some form conflicted? I've always wanted to know how that works
@2:20-scUM definition of fraternal integration:
a mammy cook serves the white dudes for supper
the waiters are non-Caucasian
a token is admitted so that others can mock him during the segregated meetings
who is the moron at ESPN that continues to show the ass-whipping between Arkansas & Auburn, when Ole Miss and LSU has started?
That idiot needs to lose his job.
I HATE ESPN. Going to bed. Fuck them all.
"Whence then came the Fall of '15. In the great new House of the Hotty Toddy, led in it's fealty to the parsonage of the Freeze, in the reign of the Stocks, came but a jester from the House of Coon, of the dutchy of Petal. His golden locks and sword of Social Justice and shield of Safe Space did fell furl the hallowed colors of the Kingdom from the House of the Hotty-Toddy's. And the kingdom reacted in righteous rage towards the House of the Hotty-Toddy's.
His crusade enlisted aid of the Mannie of House Jackson, scion of the Ladd, and did fail to quell the old guard of the Hotty-Toddy's, the vociferous knight Soper, house of Tupelo. Where the fair battle rages still, as the colors of the great Kingdom of the Sippi, descendants of the Dixies and brothers to the Bamas. Find themselves in a state of turmoil asking "why hast they not returned to their brethren?"
And Coach O shouted
FOOBAW!
FOOBAW!
To say Ole Miss fraternities are "integrated" is like saying Rankin County is "diverse."
Yes....black people certainly exist amongst the powers that be....but that's about as far as it goes.
There are no black elected officials in Rankin.....there are no white girls going on dates with black boys off Louis Wilson...in public anyway.
Race relations start at home....and in Mississippi....it's still a war zone.
So don't expect their progeny to do any better when they wander to Faulkner's world.
I am not sure what is funnier: MSUcks losing to sUcK
Or scUM losing to LSWho.
So, 7:34, in your little warped mind 'integration' equals white girls dating black boys and won't exist until that's the daily norm? What a Dick!
Maybe you should hang at the Wal Mart down on 18 instead.
8:39 am You managed to exemplify racism in arguing that you aren't racist.
Yes, a university is a place for free debate, but it's also supposed to be a place where intelligent people are exchanging ideas and racism is scientifically and historically stupid.
Most of the states in the Confederacy have " risen again" if you mean economically. You say it has nothing to do with race but given your list, I can't tell what your measures are other than race. Chicago has a problem in their poorest area, but in every other way, Chicago is doing quite well. I would remind you that New York City and Washington, D.C. had crime problems that were addressed by improving the police department.
If symbols have no relevance in society, then why are folks upset about a football player kneeling or upset when Nazi symbols are displayed or find hajibs and burkas threatening? Why is ISIS trying to destroy cultural symbols?
One is also supposed to learn to be civilized and well mannered while in a university as well. Being civilized requires one not to be antagonistic but rather to be persuasive.
Attacking others does not win them over to your point of view. It puts them on the defensive . That is something else you should have learned .
At least the house of hobby lobby now has a reason to self impose that bowl ban and get a head start on sanctions.
Let's change back over to Football. I was in Baton Rouge last week and watched the Coach Zero show. He said that LSU was going to run Fournette until Ole Miss stopped him. Now I am not a multimillionaire football coach but if I can get LSU's game plan by simply watching a call-in TV/Radio show then perhaps the Ole Miss coaches could as well. But obviously they did not. Now a moment on my soapbox....for the poorest state in the union to pay coaches millions of dollars while short-changing public education and mental health is an absolute crime. Our priorities are skewed to the point of ridiculousness!
I have an opinion about the election,racism, the south rising again, etc., etc.
Can anyone tell me what that has to do with Fournette running wild on the rebels, bears, whatever you want to call them.
The Tigers rule supreme, last I checked they are 3-0 against Mississippi teams.... Hell yall can't even claim Dak..
Coaches are paid entirely too much
"One is also supposed to learn to be civilized and well mannered while in a university as well. Being civilized requires one not to be antagonistic but rather to be persuasive."
The above is from the same little weak-dick-lass who was offended because some students dared to criticize our half-black president. Anybody who speaks out against the community organizer is automatically a racist. And this is directly from the "Home School of Tom Head" who never attended an on campus course in his life.
Take this as a lesson: YOU do not get to define the makeup or mentality of a college student body. Supposedly it's a diverse group of many types of young people (and a few old ones). It is neither your task nor your option to require your definition of 'civilized' or well behaved and you can forget pushing all students into your meat-grinder of 'Little Bernies'. If you are comfortable in silk panties, fine; however, some prefer denim boxers.
I@im 8:39
If you don't know the difference between an angry protest and rampant use of a word that rhymes with rigger, you might be a student at Ole Miss
1:22 - Not sure where that comes from in this discussion. You people do love to invent shit though. If you repeat it three times and sit cross-legged for twelve minutes under an oak at Belhaven or Millsaps, it becomes the truth.
@5:43. History is not on your side. Perhaps you think denial is a river in Egypt.
It's funny because you are unable to use key word and search engines
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/racial-slurs-yelled-at-ole-miss-obama-protest/
Horrors, I say! Horrors! Someone used a 'racial slur'. And as surely as all Arkansans wear overalls, that means all OM students are racist and the campus needs foot-wash-stations and safe-spaces. And seminars with forced attendance.
Meanwhile: The Black Lives Matter Cretin Crowd shouts 'Down With White Cops!' and 'Kill The Honky Pigs' Asses!' which carefully translated surely means all black people hate all white people.
You little weenie-headed-skinny-jean-wearing limp-dicks who troll this site from the Latte Cafe really need something productive to do. Like, er'a, a job.
@5:56. When one denies the racist history of scUM, who got throttled by Coach O, one has to remember that in the context of the discussion in this thread, the defenders of "old times there are not forgotten" were simply wrong. The question is did they knowingly expose their ignorance, or was it simply a lie?
Me? If I were a parent, I would not let my child attend the scUM. Because racist fraternities, drunk coeds, drugs and alcohol, etc. not to mention it's in OxFart, a pretentious town that thinks more highly of itself than it should.
I spent years traveling there. My impressions of the town are based on observations from 1984-2011. It's a dumpy university in a dumpy town in the crumminess state in the country.
That their lawyers end up in prison and/or being disbarred is a testament to their lack of integrity.
lulz
ps: GTHOM
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