Sunday, October 23, 2016

Football fools and follies

College football games and alcohol can be like divorces or elections- it can bring out the worst in people.  First up is one fine young lad from Madison.


The Morning Advocate (BR) reported tonight that one Ole Miss fan engaged in a bit of thuggery:

East Baton Rouge sheriff's deputies arrested a 21-year-old Mississippi man for allegedly knocking out another spectator during an argument over the football game — a 38 to 21 LSU victory — in the Tiger Stadium stands, according to a Sheriff's Office report.

Bradley Price Coleman, of Madison, Mississippi, told deputies that the victim "got in his face and began cursing at him," the report says. Coleman allegedly knocked the man unconscious and sent him to the hospital with a gash to the back of the head after a single blow to the head. Coleman was booked on a count of second-degree battery.


Next up is Miss Renuka Koritala.  It took at least half a dozen deputies to carry out of Tiger Stadium after she put up a fight.  A fan managed to record most of the incident and naturally posted the video on Twitter.



The story here is Miss Koritala threw up on several LSU students as she mistook them for Dean Wermer. She tried to escape and sneak into the Greek section.  Frat dude told her no so she next punched him in the chest.  She ran from the deputies.  She kicked one deputy and knocked him down.  She managed to face-plant into the concrete as she resisted arrest. She continued to resist as they carried her out of the stadium.  She managed to get one leg free and kicked them again.  She was charged with battery of an officer, resisting arrest, and possession of weed.  Here is a pic of her in a more sober state.  Daddy must be proud. 




Then there was this Ole Miss fan who managed to pass out before the game started while sitting in an LSU section.  Some LSU paraphernalia managed to find itself attached to him.  He was later woken by the poh-lice and asked to leave. 



35 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looks fun. I just added her on Facebook, I'll let you know how it goes.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss -the pride of the South.

scUM

Clanga Langa said...

How do you punch somebody in the back of the head and leave them unconscious, with a gash? He musta been totin' a cowbell.

Anonymous said...

What are the Bears ranked now?

Anonymous said...

She will NEVER hear the last of this.

Anonymous said...

Attn 6:35 We can still qualify for a bowl game.

Anonymous said...

FWIW...The drunken, vomiting whore is an LSU student

Anonymous said...

@KF

Have you seen the picture of that classy red shirted Miss America(as they call them) sitting on the lap of the guy in the PBR shorts in the grove? She's showing us the benefits of breast feeding. Classy self proclaimed bunch up there.

Daves not here said...

Party girl.

Anonymous said...

This was another of those games where, had the earth opened up and devoured the stadium and all who were in it, the whole of humanity would have benefited.

While I thoroughly enjoyed watching the Rebel Bear Sharts get their beat-down (let's be honest, didn't we all?), your post neglected to mention that Ms. Koritala is an LSU student, that two other LSU students fought EACH OTHER on the way into the stadium which resulted in one going to the hospital and one going to jail, and a third LSU student was arrested for screaming at and... wait for it... "hat flipping" some Rebel Bear Shart fans.

Just another day in shirt-rippin' South Lousy-ana. Foo-Bahh! Yar yar yar!

Anonymous said...

Yup, 6-6 teams get into real fine bowls.

Kingfish said...

Well..... I figured since I wrote she was in the student section that it was clear she was an LSU student.

Anonymous said...

I quit going to games in BR a number of years ago because of this. An 8:L5 start was not a good thing.

Anonymous said...

And Hillary wants to open the borders to let thousands like her into this country.

Chicken fingers and Robitussin said...

Have fun setting up your crystal chandeliers at the Poulan weed whacker bowl

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed the LSU pregame tailgating and Tiger fans were extremely friendly and hospitable. The only negative we experienced in our section was the old LSU guy who kept coming across the end zone area to taunt the OM section by holding up the one finger salute in both hands every time LSU scored. Another LSU fan, a younger guy all decked out in a LSU print suit and tie finally stopped the old guy.

Anonymous said...

Don't just target the Ole Miss fan base. It was both. I'm an LSU alum and my husband is an Ole Miss alum and we go to the LSU/Ole Miss game every year together. The culprit of this game...the late kick off. EVERYONE was wasted!!!! I've never seen so many fights and belligerent drunks in one game ever. There were some drunk LSU guys that started to get in my husband's face and start putting their hands on him. He chose to exit the situation instead of getting into a fight. You pick ANY team/stadium in the SEC and give them this late kickoff and you will have more of the same. It's just drunk a-holes and those few should not be held as representatives of their respective fan bases.

Anonymous said...

The "ladies" at Ole Miss wear dresses pretty similar to this LSU girl. There's not a hill of beans difference in any of them, they're kids.

Anonymous said...

People put a little too much importance on a child's game played by grown men.

Anonymous said...

Reckon that gal would get tan lines if she laid out in the sun in a two piece? Just asking

Anonymous said...

I am a State fan and I say kudos to Bradley for knocking that coonass out.
I have had those mouth breathers in my face walking out of Tiger Stadium after a 45-3 beat down during the Croom days. Hadn't been back since.

Anonymous said...

@ 11:58, I know. This young lady is a true Cajun. She has the coloring and hair. They're crazy and irresistibly attractive (for a fun weekend, not a lifetime).

Kingfish said...

She is Indian. Look up her Facebook page.

Get Help said...

"You pick ANY team/stadium in the SEC and give them this late kickoff and you will have more of the same." [sic]
- @9:57

Yes, that's exactly what UMiss and LSU fans tell themselves time and time again, yet no other "team/stadium" in the SEC seems to have these problems to your level(s). Admit it: it's endemic to your fan base(s).

The "culprit of this game," dear @9:57, is not "the late kickoff" ("Who could expect people not to be drunk by 8:00 pm on a Saturday night?!?!? It's unavoidable!!!") but is actually yourselves.

Anonymous said...

I just can't understand why Coach Mullens didn't pull out some special uniforms for the KY game. We looked great against UMASS and we won that game.

Anonymous said...


lsu fans are really a third world soccer crowd.

A walk around that stadium is evidence that evolution is not fool proof.

PittPanther said...

Renuka is super hot! Not the typical blond bimbo that usually gets the attention on this board. Short skirt, loves to drink, and smokes weed. A guaranteed good time girl. She'll settle down in a couple years when she gets closer to joining daddy's medical practice.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit her twice, then think about #3.

Anonymous said...

Wow! I thought the lead-in line said "...can be like divorces or erections- it can bring out the worst in people."

Had to double take.

Anonymous said...

Don't get messed up with this gal. Her parents had a arranged marriage for her since she was 12. Most Indians I've met are not worth looking at.....

Anonymous said...

It's an easy fix. Don't allow alcohol on campus except at limited university events like dinners and fund raisers where the amount is limited. And, don't allow those who are clearly intoxicated into the stadium.

Anonymous said...

1:54 you seem to have a problem with UM and LSU fans. Atleast we don't have a meth problem like at MSU.

Anonymous said...

I'm a State fan. I'm 45 years old with a young son and a young daughter. I've been to games at Bama, Auburn, and Arkansas. I'm always very humble and respectful and have been treated wonderfully at those venues. I've been to one game at LSU and wasn't treated very well but admittedly I did not have the kids with me. I went to one game at Ole Miss with the kids and will never go back. My 6-year old daughter was cursed at and called a whore, my 10-year old son had things thrown at him, it was just terrible. Lesson learned, never again.

Anonymous said...

Saw it mentioned twice....What is a Shart?

Har @ 'third world soccer fans'. Troof.

Anonymous said...

For the definition of "shart," try Urban Dictionary. Given the location of the "T" and "K" on the keyboard, I assume Get Help's use of "shart" rather than "shark" was intentional. If so, well done, Get Help. Well done, indeed.

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