Sunday, October 23, 2016

Play of the Day

One Ole Miss defender decided he would try and force a head-on collision upon Leonard Fournette:







However, someone created this funny gif:

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

With the holes Fournette had last night, I have to give this guy credit he didn't let him score a TD...he should get a break in practice this week, he's probably sore..

Looks like Southern's going to be Repping Mississippi in a bowl this year.

Anonymous said...

One of Fournette's great plays - but I liked the one where he reached out and pushed the defender down while he ran past him even more. Went on and scored (again) on that play, but the simple push was what made it great.

Anonymous said...

The real play of the day will be the day LSU gives O that four-year contract extension. And runs the program into the ground.

Anonymous said...

But isn't LSU going through a debt problem? Which reiterates my point. Aren't coaches state employees? If so, how can they accept a salary from the state and subsidies from the alumni?

Anonymous said...

The LSU Athletic Department is entirely self-funded. It receives no money from the state. The coach's salary is, thus, not funded by the tax payers. LSU doesn't have a debt problem. The state has problems with its budget due to the collapse of oil prices. Not the same thing as a debt problem for LSU. Mississippi has budget problems too, if you haven't noticed. Are you saying that Freeze and Mullen's salaries should be cut?

Anonymous said...

That's exactly what I'm saying

Anonymous said...

So, are Freeze and Mullins going to have to cut the players’ salaries, too?

Anonymous said...

I swear I smell pancake batter and hotdogs in here.

Clanga Langa said...

Only uneducated dolts don't know how to spell the last name of State's coach.

And let's show a little respect up in here. It's Reverend Freeze.

Anonymous said...

We are still the best 4 loss team in the country and that will be considered when the playoff selection committee meets

Anonymous said...

That was a true freshman. I remember a few years ago a true freshman DB at OM was juked by an Alabama rb who scored. That move was a highlight. Three years later, that 5"10" db out jumped a Bama AA TE to intercept a pass in the EZ to save an OM victory over the Tide. Redemption is sweet. Glad that Freshman had the courage and made the play.

Anonymous said...

@ 7:10, If I remember correctly just earlier this year the governor of Louisiana threatened to defund the LSU football program if he wasn't allowed to raise taxes. The supporters had to cave to save their athletic program while a multi million dollar fitness center was in question, but was still being constructed anyway. So, their athletic dept does get state funding

By the way, why hasn't BLM brought up anything about the LSU mascot. It was not named after the animal. It was named after a division of civil war soldiers called the Zouaves and their nickname was the Tigers. I bet LSU won't cave and give in if BLM pushed their way around, unlike UM

Anonymous said...

Damn, these Ole Miss fans are chumps. Where's the, "good win for a superior team" comments?? Win with class; lose with class.....something Ole Miss fans are sorely lacking in. If they had won the game, there would have been "Hotty Toddy" and "give them a corndog" comments all over this blog. Well......not this year!!

So Long LSU Football Program.. said...

3:57 - If you actually think a Louisiana governor would survive if he attempted to defund LSU football (as if he could) you probably also think Twin Lakes winding down to Farish Street is a good concept. Stay with us and try to understand what I'm saying here.

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