Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Raymond Ethan Thomas was a special forces marine recon seal who took a bullet

Raymond Ethan Thomas pleaded guilty to one count of tampering with a government record in Travis County, Texas on August 31. The court sentenced him to 120 days with credit for time served of a little over two months. Mr. Thomas was arrested last year by federal marshals in the Reunion subdivision where he lives. The arrest was widely reported by local news media. Mr. Thomas previously served 13 months while in college for perjury, after he was caught planting drugs on a college student. Mr. Thomas was a police officer at the time. Earlier post


The affidavit is posted below and it is highly entertaining to read. Read this one folks, as you won't believe what you are going to read. Read on. You can't make this up.





Note: To the person who was commenting about him several weeks ago. Sorry, I couldn't accept your comments as I could not verify them although this affidavit verifies most of your story. And who can forget these comments made recently about this case on JJ:  

Get a life people. Ethan was arrested almost 2 years ago. He has still never been indited nor has anything else from this ever come up. He's been in our Sunday school class for years and our church even longer. He has a family, a son, and alot of others that love and care for him. Just give it a rest is this really "Breaking News"? Move on and gossip about something else. And since everyone elso is to ashamed to put their name with a post I'll leave ours! The Broadmoor Baptist church family!

42 comments:

KaptKangaroo said...

I wonder what he learned in "Intelligence" school.

Anonymous said...

He obviously didn't attend the Lieutenant Robert Graham School of Impersonation.

Shadowfax said...

Seals are people too. And, as such, they're subject to the same amount of stupidity and idiocy the rest of us suffer.

Anonymous said...

Seriously? 120 days with credit for time served is all this psycho got? He's running around playing Frank Abagnale, but with the potential (and a prior history) of screwing with people's lives.

Setting aside the seriousness of what he tried to do and the ridiculously light sentence, what a dumbass. He took off his shirt to try to prove he'd been shot and he was just toting his purple heart around in his backpack for meetings like this? His family needs to do everyone a favor and have him involuntarily committed.

Anonymous said...

So - whose Purple Heart(s) did he steal to show off?

Shadowfax said...

If he were black, Holder would have seen to it that he never served a day. It would have been dismissed simply as free speech and 'not among the crimes we are currently prioritizing'.

Anonymous said...

Leave poor Ethan alone! Honestly, if it weren't for people who cheated and schemed their way to prosperity, Reunion and Broadmoor would be 3/4 empty.

Anonymous said...

Your story is a bit inaccurate. The affidavit your refuting to was in connection to the original charge of impersonating that you have been writing about for 2 years. That charge was DROPPED! Theater investigation the things in that affidavit were found not to be true, credible, or factual. There was no evidence to warrent an inditement so the charge was dropped. He pled guilty to a MISDEMEANOR for signing some sign in sheet and was credited for the time he spent on the original DROPPED charge. That's why people like Holder and now Thomas are INNOCENT until Proven guilty.

Anonymous said...

5:00 he is a piece of shit. Period. Ask Pot. Asshole.

Dr. Duck said...

Big words from an anonymis poster. You sound like a piece of shit to me.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like someone drank some Hateraid. What did he do to you steal your girlfriend or kick your a**?

Kingfish said...

This is getting downright funny. First of all, someone is repeatedly posting a comment making all types of allegations against the ex-wife of Mr. Thomas. Even included her SSN and phone numbers. Blamed her for everything in this ordeal. Didn't email me of course or provide me any proof. Just the same thing over and over. Got some evidence, send it in. If none, too bad. I'm not approving the comment and you can get over it.

As for the drug planting thing. Lets revisit some history. Mr. Holder was set up. Period. He was arrested and then cleared a few days later. Lets look at the newspaper stories from back then. Mr. Thomas was charged with manufacture of several controlled substances. Period. The chief said he was charged with this because under the law he could be if the drugs were "repackaged". This included drugs found on Mr. Holder's vehicle and at Mr. Thomas's home. He was also charged with perjury.

Hmmm....he may not have been convicted of planting drugs but what was the perjury based on? How did the drugs get to Mr. Holder's car? How did the drugs get to Mr. Thomas's home? It doesn't take a genius to figure this out and your logical games don't fool anyone.

In fact, I'm willing to bet this is Mr. Thomas making the comments. While we are at it, this post did not say the affidavit was true. I merely posted the court file. Don't like it? Get over it. He was convicted of "tampering with a government record". Texas code. It is a Class A misdemeanor. We get it. He's still guilty and there is enough in that affidavit to support the conviction.

Question for you: Did he travel to Texas and meet with those officials or not?

Ethan Thomas said...

I am Ethan Thomas and I have never posted anything on your stupid website. You all hide behind annonamous tags and gossip about stuff you don't have a clue about. I personally don't care what you write about me because in the end so what. I have my family, friends, god, and health. Anyone who wastes time reading this crap doesn't have a life. If you have any questions for me my cell phone is 601-942-7787. I don't need to post anything you can call and ask me whatever you want. If you have questions for my ex wife call her.
Please remove that crap about me writing in its not true

Ethan Thomas said...

Thank You
Ethan

Anonymous said...

You are correct, KF, you can't make this stuff up.

Anonymous said...

that phone number is to the Pentagon.

Avery Wiseman said...

Oh, thanks for clearing that up. So... the sheriff's department employees made up the stuff about the shirtless bullet wound display and the purple heart. Bunch of liars. Sorry Sarge. (Or was it Private?)

Anonymous said...

So then, the deputy who filed that sworn affadavit must have gotten indicted for perjury or filing a false document, right? Reference please!

Anonymous said...

Special Forces = Army
Marine Recon = USMC
SEAL = Navy

Which is it? Bogus report.

Anonymous said...

That's the point @8:44, but it's not the report that's bogus. Have another cup of coffee.

Anonymous said...

i was told about this guy several years ago...how he had these Govt stickers on his car, running around telling people he was with the DoD or Homeland Security. I never gave the story much thought at the time, I just thought it was funny...then i read KF's stuff here about him. A certain LE agency went to his home and told him to knock it off, guess he couldnt help himself. This guy was well known in this area by LE for this nonsense....

Michael Moore said...

Hey Avery Wiseman,
What does it matter if he was a sergeant or a private he still signed up and served. My son died 2 years ago and was a private in the Army National Guard. He had been in for less than 1 year and had been in Iraq for less than a month. A soldier is a soldier no mater what his rank was or how long he served. I was in the National Gurard myself, does that count since I was never active duty. If you hold any rank wether it be private or general it means one thing, at some point some where you stood before a flag, raised your right hand, and swore to take an oath to defend this country against all enemies foreign or domestic.
What did you ever do.....

Anonymous said...

12:09 (I doubt filmmaker Michael Moore really posts here) I am sorry to hear about your loss, but you are missing the point.

The guy is a liar who has misrepresented himsself numerous times about many things. Avery Wiseman was making a sarcastic joke about his total lack of credibility regarding his rack, branch of service - hell, just about everything he has ever said should be considered a lie until proven otherwise. Personally I have neither the time nor interest in verifying whatever few truths this liar has spoken. Again, I am sorry for your loss.

Avery Wiseman said...

Mr. Moore, I appreciate your son's service and I am grateful for his sacrifice. I also sympathize with your loss.

Because of the actual commitment and sacrifice of military families like yours (and law enforcement families as well), I have no tolerance for someone like Ethan Thomas who runs around pretending to be something he was -- military and law enforcement -- but now is not because of his inherent character deficiencies and lack of moral fitness for continuing in either of those positions.

I will always appreciate those who serve our nation with honor. But I have only contempt for those, like Ethan Thomas, who dishonor the service of our true heroes by playing cheap games for their own sick amusement. His actions as stated in the affidavit are inexcusable. And criminal.

Again thank you for your son's service and sacrifice. We owe you a debt that we cannot repay.

Michael Moore said...

Thankfully I'm not the director. If I was I'd have to hang myself.
I understood the point and sarcasm, but if the earlier post by KF were true that he was a "private" and in the "guard" I don't appreciate anyone making fun of someone about that. I don't care what he's done or lied about it doesn't give anyone the right to mock whatever he did or what his rank was. Unless you served you can't say a thing and if you did serve you would never mock someone else that did.

The key term in your last post "WAS". If you never "were" don't comment on somebody who "WAS".

My son and I both served with people that lied, are in jail, or who have done worse. It doesn't take away from what they did.
Thanks for your condolences.

Shadowfax said...

I'll be the first to say this Michael Moore character is full of shit as a Christmas turkey. Those of us who have honorably served have absolutely no positive thoughts about a man who mocks the military by making up shit and pretending to be somebody he never was, private or not. He is a blemish on the honor badge of all military personnel, present and past. Suggesting he earns a pass for his brief stint is crap. He's the turd in the punchbowl of veterans everywhere and should have been drummed out in his second month.

Colonel Sanders said...

I am Col. Sanders of the Top Secret Special Forces Division and I also have never posted anything on your stupid ass website. Operative Thomas is one of our best men. He has lots of friends and chicks lined up around the block, but he loves Jesus too much for that kind of stuff. He agreed to take the fall on this operation because we could not risk disclosing our involvement. If you have any questions, you can call me on my cell phone at 1-800-SUCK-IT.

Ethan Thomas said...

LMAO! Col. Sanders that was the best one so far! I can't tell which is better, your little parody of me or the fact that your life is so exiting that at 6:00 pm you didn't have anything going on or better to do except to be thinking of me. How sad for you lol! Don't worry I'm sure things will pick up for you.

Ghost Of Xmas Past said...

I am the Ghost of Christmas Past, brother in law of Omar Bradley. You are all immediately on notice to clean up your acts or suffer a fate of no shit in your stockings this year. I have a list of all who served and the ribbons earned. I spot a few on here who are frauds.

Curt Crowley said...
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Major Woody said...

You shut your mouth Raymond Ethan Thomas. Col. Sanders has been pretending to be spec ops since before you won your first fake medal of honor. Show some respect.

Ethan Thomas said...

Come on Major that was pretty weak. You can do better than that. You've got to use words like lier, fake, pretend, a** hole, or POS! Don't hold back really let me have it. I'm devastated that the readers of Jackson Jambalaya hate me. Lol how can I ever go on :-(

Anonymous said...

I get the impression that this Ethan Thomas is enjoying even this attention (on this site). Which, when you think about it, makes perfect sense.

Anonymous said...

@ Colonel Sanders: Epic win!

@ Major Woody: Win.

@ Ethan Thomas: WTF? Stop digging . . .

Ethan Thomas said...

WTF? Are you kidding me? How funny is all this, your all a bunch of grown men that sit around typing on the Internet whatever parody you can think of then wait to see what somebody writes back like a bunch of sorority girls.I mean come on the little Bin Laden cartoon that's freaking hilarious. It's just like when you write about Claiborne Frazier, do you think he really cares what you say? He's sitting in Destin, drinking a beer, driving his speed boat, with his smokin hot girlfriend, thinking back to when he screwed your wife when he was at Ole Miss. WHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT HER ALL THAT STUFF SHE CAN DO IN THE BEDROOM! How do you not see how funny this all is? Your life consist of talking about someone else's life, some guy that you have a 15 year old grudge against. It's funny because we're getting to you and don't even know who you are. How ever you look at it we win, nobody is talking about you or even cares. All you do is think about us and all we do is laugh at you!

Pvt. Parts said...

1. That's Muhammad dumbass. You must be the world's dumbest fake secret agent.

2. Good to know Claiborne likes that area. He will be right at home when he moves a few miles up the road to Pensacola soon. His girlfriend won't be nearly as hot though.

3. You are a criminal. A sociopath destined for a tiny box. Loser.

Ethan Thomas said...

Lol now that's more like it!

Anonymous said...

@10:54 knows what he's talking about. I've known Ethan for years. I went to school with him, I've been to his house, slept with his pothead sister, etc. He is one screwed-up POS.

You know that guy who always wanted to be in the spotlight but was never good enough at anything to earn it? That's Ethan. He's been an attention whore most of his life, but the only thing he can do to make people pay attention anymore is all this psycho fake cop/fake soldier stuff.

It's almost sad because the rest of us have grown up and he's still got the mentality of a junior high-schooler. It must suck to have peaked in life at 12, but if anyone deserves it, it's him.

This will be my only post on this topic because I know he's getting wood reading all these comments about himself and I'm not going to feed that ego any more than I just did. I hope he's back in jail soon.

Private Joker said...

So how was the sister?

Ethan Thomas said...

Ouch that one hurt a little. Lol what I said still stands, how exciting is your life that the highlight of your weekend was writing on a blog Saturday about me. Your still thinking about me and talking about me, and nobody cares anything about you.
I might be alot of things, but at least I have the balls to say my name and give you my number on here. You hide behind the "anonymous" tag, not because you don't want me to know, but because you don't want everyone else to know this is all you have to do on Saturday. And I'm the loser lol.
Your going to have to do better than that to get under my skin. It still makes me laugh that this is all you have on a Saturday. �� You know me and hate me, but if I ran into you I probably wouldn't even remember your name. That's how important you were to me lol...
And I peaked at 13 not 12!

Anonymous said...

This guy is a psycho

Anonymous said...

Another National Guard dude. Active duty and Reserve weed these nuts out within a few days in basic.


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