Sunday, September 3, 2023

"There's a Pen in Every Durn Locker"

Coach Prime had a few things to say at halftime yesterday. Unfortunately, there was no profanity nor was anything thrown.  Just talking to his troops in Prime's own special way.  Start at 1:00 in the video below. 

  

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately? What kind of person wishes for profanity and violence?

Anonymous said...

Great win for Deion and the Buffs, gutting it out against a ranked opponent to start the season. Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

Coach Prime deserves so much for his example to young men, and he brings people together regardless of race.

Unfortunately, I'll betcha dollars to donuts that in time the left will cancel him for his expectations of hard work, integrity, and faith in God. Right now, Prime walks the fence between thug and role model, but if you don't stay "black enough" the national narrative is shattered and "he's too white". Prove me wrong.

Anonymous said...

I'm not that fascinated or fixated on the guy, so I'll pass on the vid. But thanks.

Anonymous said...

In Colorado, he has safe water to drink, and enough water to flush
his toilet.

He never had such luxuries during his time in
Jackson, Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

I'm not that fascinated or fixated on the guy, so I'll pass on the vid.

But apparently motivated enough to drop some self-serving snark.

Anonymous said...

1:38 You are wrong-headed. Sanders is not the first black coach to expect and demand hard work, integrity, and faith in God. In fact he has kept a tradition embodied in men like Eddie Robinson, Jake Gaither, Ace Mumphord, Marino Casem, W.C. Gorden and many others who may not have had the opportunity to coach in the limelight of power-five football, but had a positive impact on hundreds of young men.

Anonymous said...

Deion has something going for him that all those other coaches never had going for them. He has the attention of the white man and the white media. Deion needs to be careful of all the admiration he's getting now and handle it accordingly. Don't get set up. Deion is too good of a coach to let his team have a letdown against Nebraska but the jury is still out on TCU. Also, don't be surprised if the people that cut Deion's throat are people that helped Deion.

Anonymous said...

6:17 for the win!

Anonymous said...

Add Tony Dungy to that list.

Anonymous said...

I hear LSU is planning on buying his contract out and moving him to Red Stick. He better get Jimmy Sexton on the phone ASAP.

Anonymous said...

Lost in the noise is the fact that this was a victory for a school, a team, a group of young men...why make it out to be a victory for Sanders and blacks with mention of 'the white man and the white media' crap and listing black coaches who have made a difference in lives?

Anonymous said...

I was pulling for him until he pulled the race card with his post game comments.

Anonymous said...

1:38 pm I'll take that bet!
You must be nuts! Colorado is not exactly Liberty University. Colorado has him because they are liberal.
You seem to think traditional mainsteam religions don't focus of faith. We just haven't forgotten to treat all other humans as we would want to be treated. It's called tolerance and giving people who don't do everything the way you do, a chance.
Once upon a time humans were willing to learn from others just in case they should know something we don't.
Some of you would still have us fighting small pox.

Anonymous said...

Prime don’t give a durn about nobody but Prime. Just ask JSU.

Anonymous said...

Hold on now, 1:13 - Neon is totally dedicated to ensuring that his son becomes Prime II.

Anonymous said...

I cannot cheer for a man that uses race as leverage in every situation. The guy is a Gridiron Sharpton. F him.

Anonymous said...

"I'm not that fascinated or fixated on the guy, so I'll pass on the vid."

But apparently motivated enough to drop some self-serving snark.

Hey, 3:38: What's 'self serving' about my saying I won't watch the video?

Anonymous said...

@ 7:05 AM - Because no one cares but you.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 8:23pm. You posted too early. 7:49am and 8:42pm on Sep 4 have knocked you down to 3rd place.


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