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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
25 comments:
Wonder how long this will last? Lumumba will shoot this down as soon as the phone starts ringing.
The collective isn't going to like this.
Civilization has a win! Hopefully it can keep the lead.
"Today, less than 6 out of 10 customers pay their bills." That is 6 of 10 who receive a bill. That doesn't those who simply don't receive a bill but have water running through a meter to their home or those who are receiving water via straight pipe and bypassing the meter altogether. So, it will be interesting to see if they are able to get a handle on all who should be paying for their service but are not.
I'm sure there will be at least one lawyer that will try to bring a lawsuit based on estimating a bill without a meter.
Jackson Water has always "pencil-whipped" the water bill.
I can't tell you how many times I've compared the bill I received to my actual water meter on a monthly basis. It was never close and always "over estimated" by the Jxn pencil-whippers in the Metro Center office. Good luck trying to find any competency in that office full of government liferes!
Chowke will soon remove those meters for not being inclusive and radical.
The response from Mayor and Council will be entertaining and predictable. Popcorn time
Henifin is enforcing a simple straightforward policy wherein those who receive an essential service (water and sewer) may have to forego a discretionary service (smart phone) to pay fairly to live responsibly. Thank you Mr. Henifin, I don't miss Lil Choke's weird water letters of obfuscation and blame avoidance.
Note that this letter contains no bragging for Henifin's many accomplishments, no boil water notice and no excuses, nor any marxist terms like "water equity" or "free the water".
Socrates Straight Pipe LLC fixed me up months ago.
10:20 - It's been turned over to the receiver to manage. The mayor has no power over this in any way...
... anymore.
Imagine how much more could've been collected for water, sewer and trash services up to this point if the City of Jackson had taken this approach years ago instead of broadcasting and bragging about NOT shutting off customers for nonpayment. I understand the previous meters were/are unreliable, but the City could have at least insisted on those with disputes paying at least a minimum of $XX for trash and the fixed portion of the water charges if they were unable to come up with reasonable estimates to bill.
Now many Jackson citizens have gotten so used to their "free" water, sewer and trash services that they will be outraged that JXN Water has the audacity to request payment. Thanks, Mayor Lumumba, for encouraging that mindset through your previous (in)actions.
Jackson natives will revolt over this-
A system is no better than the people running it. Nothing new hear other than lip service.
I don't like how little I care about this anymore.
I still read and I am commenting so...there's that.
But I hate how little hope or faith I have that doing the right thing, like something as simple as paying your water bill, will ever be accepted again in democratic controlled cities.
It really feels like society is too far gone.
Multiple Choice:
Who wrote the book titled "Dreams from my father" in which the writer sort of vicariously accomplished his father's dreams?
a) Bill Clinton
b) Barack Obama
c) Donald Trump
d) Chocwe Lumumba
Bonus Question: Which of the above did not write the book but did struggle to accomplish his father's dream?
What do you mean I gots to pay a water bill? Chowke promised "free the water!"
I'll believe it when I see it. If the contractor turns the water off, these folks will just turn the meter back on, better pull the meter.
"It's been turned over to the receiver to manage. The mayor has no power over this in any way..." One way or another it will be back in the Mayors drawer.
Just established my online account at jxnwater.com. Well designed site, but when I clicked on link to see terms and conditions it took me to oracle.com... strange. But, I was able to download all bills and payments since 2020. I called the number posted on the letter above and got a very polite and knowledgable young lady who was very helpful. She pointed out that we had had a leak behind the meter and scheduled a supervisor to call me to adjust my bill. Note that the call center is in the eastern time zone... that explains a lot.
And now Sista Rukia and her cronies have filed to intervene in the federal case.
Coincidental timing? Maybe, but I doubt it.
Since garbage collection is included on water bills, does that mean only 6 of 10 pay for garbage services as well. Getting citizens to pays for these services can go a long way is resolving two major issues in Jackson.
5:58 - Calls appearing to be in Eastern Time Zone can be anywhere between Boston and Bangladesh...Or between Baltimore and Bangkok. Did I leave out Budapest?
Per WLBT, one of our nebulous “community organizations” has filed another complaint in federal court for TRANSPARENCY. Allegations include (1) Judge Wingate was dismissive of them and blew them off and (2) their water is brown and foul-smelling. I’m sure Judge W is going to be delighted. I guess their next angle will be to accuse him of bias and request that he recuse himself. Fat fucking chance.
I saw that on the news too. First, why didn't anybody jump up and care BEFORE all the federal money came in? Second, Wingate has already addressed this. Third, if anyone has brown or foul smelling water coming out of their faucets, call the NEW number for Jackson Water. They are incredible. Answer the phone quickly, fast response. I've reported twice (fire hydrant running and water running in the street). Blink an eye, fixed. I even called back to thank them.
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