Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Idiot of the Day

 The Desoto County Sheriff's Office posted the following message on Facebook. 



17 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looked good and very happy in her mugshot provided by WLBT.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she’s dumb.

Anonymous said...

That reefer will make you paranoid. I've seen me do it.

Anonymous said...

Perfect

Anonymous said...

I understand the tag and no insurance, but it's a goddamned shame about a cannabis charge...

Anonymous said...

So, her next stop was the "fair"?

Anonymous said...

How do you "observe the smell of marijuana?"

Anonymous said...

3:09, it's Science.

If you watch the leading documentary on the paranormal, Cazafantasmas, you'll observe Dr. Raymond Stantz, PhD, cry out, in the library: " Listen... you smell something?"

Well known science, Synesthesia, my man.

And these Deputies are well educated and trained, in addition. Nothing escapes their grasp!

That's my observation, anyway, Bud.

Anonymous said...

Charges are probably going to get dropped since you need a serious genetic lab to test if the “plant material” is legal hemp product or illegal cannabis. Because once the legal hemp flower has been fortified with the legal hemp derived THC concentrate, it will give the same results to the type of “instant” substance tests that police carry in their cruisers. And since hemp flower fortified with hemp derived THC is 100% legal, it makes marijuana de facto legal.

The state of Mississippi can’t process the backlog of rape DNA kits in a timely matter. Does anyone think they can process THC DNA kits? Hell no!

Anonymous said...

Hey, 2:37, just because you're paranoid, that doesn't mean that they are not out to get you.

Anonymous said...

Lyft driver with no insurance?

Anonymous said...

I guess we won't be seeing this one on the LackLuster channel on YouTube.

Anonymous said...

Aside from the guy in the tie-dyed shirt at 3:59, a 'DUI-Drugs' charge will never stand without chemical analysis evidence.

I'm not sure that Mississippi's 'implied consent' law applies to suspicion of cannabis use. Regardless, unless a sample was obtained for professional analysis, the cops are pissing in the wind with that charge.

Anonymous said...

3:59 - You sounded almost intelligent until you got to the point where you suggested a urinalysis requesting a panel that searches for Cannabis IS SOME SORT OF DNA TEST. It is NOT.

No urinalysis or 'hair test' or even blood test runs any sort of DNA inquiry.

Anonymous said...

Could be there's an entirely reasonable and law abiding explanation for this.

Anonymous said...

2:37, I'm right the with you, Brother. Paranoid is Paranoid no matter how you get there or how you slice it.

Anonymous said...

"Fare".

Being as (A) the driver readily admitted to driving while under the influence of marijuana and (B) possession isn't listed as one of the charges involved here the ability or lack of same for genetically testing anything wouldn't seem to be at play here.

Legalization of recreational marijuana drives up auto insurance rates an average of 6-7% in states that enact it, due to the increase in auto accidents linked to driving while under the influence. Those actuaries don't miss a thing! But even worse (and potheads don't seem to see it, but those of us who don't indulge can't miss it), that shit just makes you stupid.


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