Thursday, April 20, 2017

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Auburn finally did something right.  Some Antifa protestors showed up to go all Berkely at a Richard Spencer speech. Some of them apparently forget that the anti-Klan laws applied to them while they protested the Klan.  Irony.  Watch for yourself.  These cops didn't play- unlike those in Berkeley who played while protestors were beaten.


Anonymous said...

These Antifa types are the new Klan. They wear hoods and masks, use violence and intimidation to get their way, and revel in the fact that they are stopping people with whom they disagree from speaking and/or exercising their rights. The big difference is that these jerks are mostly well-to-do kids who are half-informed and are simply playing radical. They know that if they push it too far, mommy and daddy are just a phone call away. Just ask Moldylocks.

They're kissing cousins to the gutter punks, who are playing hobo to avoid having to get an actual job, and who know that a quick text to the 'rents will bring an airline ticket and an Uber ride to a safe suburban home.

Anonymous said...

Damn!! I was hoping to see some tear gas and tasers.

Anonymous said...

@1:04. It turns out moldylocks is a hairy fetish porno star. Who, btw, was armed with a bottle when she was smacked.

/gotta love how the internet outs you when you say you want 100 nazi scalps

Anonymous said...

Anybody remember when Brother Jim used to come to Ole Miss' campus?

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

1:04 Until they start lynching people and bombing churches I'll hold off on comparing them to the Klan.

Anonymous said...

These aren't protesters, they are misguided and mal-informed agitators, rioters and domestic terrorists. If you're so proud of what you have to say, why do you need to cover your face??

Anonymous said...

2:14 Fair enough. They haven't gone quite that far yet, but their intimidation tactics are certainly similar. Maybe more like a baby Klan.

Be aware, however, that some of these people and their allies have been caught plotting to bomb bridges and burning churches and planning other terrorist type acts, so they're just a healthy nudge from murder and arson, in the name of anti-Fascism, of course!

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget they are paid by this Soros guy to perform like a puppet.

Messick said...

Some were dressed like they were auditioning for a low-rent version of Game of Thrones.

Cash Me Ousside How Bou Dah said...

I wonder if that pipsqueak wearing the shoulda-ma-pads and batting helmet looked in the mirror before he left his Soros-funded hotel room. He looked like and asshole who's looking for trouble. These paid agitators from up North obviously don't understand how law enforcement down here deals with this kind of bullshit. Remember when Westboro Baptist Church came to Pearl??

Anonymous said...

All I saw was a fat, bald cop trying to take a flag away from a woman. And he didn't even succeed at that. Otherwise, the Starbucks crowd is at least working off some pounds.

Anonymous said...

Westboro Baptist church never came to Pearl and it was a failed rumor that they showed up in Brandon.

Anonymous said...

These clowns need a good ole fashion Roy D. Mercer country ass whippin.

Anonymous said...

So you agree with Spencer??

Anonymous said...

I agree with Spencer's right to speak and the right of those who want to hear him being allowed to without harassment.

I, frankly, find these agitators who are eager to fight and enact violence upon people simply because they don't like the speaker to be a bigger threat. And they've pulled that shit on speakers who aren't nearly as radical as Spencer.

But for the record (since you're playing that juvenile game), no, I don't agree with much of Spencer's position.

Anonymous said...

6:32 PM, what was holding you back other than morbid obesity and lack of travel funds? I have no problem with somebody, anybody, cracking a self-admitted Nazi's head.These alt-right freaks are scum.

Anonymous said...

The intolerance of these groups on college campus just goes to show how fragile our experiment in educational freedom really is. The new radical left preaching anti-facism and "tolerance" looks remarkably like the old radical right advocating facism and anti-tolerance. Both want to curtail the free exchange of ideas and philosophies which is the cornerstone of higher education. There is a point when peaceful protest becomes intimidation and that is when campus security/authority must step in. The leadership of these universities MUST make it clear that those who would HINDER the free exchange of ideas on a university campus are the real enemy and will not be tolerated no matter which philosophy they claim to advocate. I don't agree with Spencer but I think college students have a right to question and examine his ideology in an academic setting and make their own decisions. Otherwise, it's all a bad joke.

Anonymous said...

Hank wonders?

Did anyone notice the sound of the, I guess flagpoles as they dropped to the ground or struck the ground? Most people carrying a flag would want a nice light aluminum pole but this sounded like steel pipe or re-bar as it came in contact with the ground, wonder why?

Anonymous said...

"Auburn finally did something right."

Hey KF: you're a moron.

In the most recent survey on the subject, Auburn has THE most conservative student body in America. Ahead of the service academies. Ahead of Hillsdale. Texas A&M was behind Auburn, but not by far.

LSU? Let me guess: highest percentage of alcoholics?


Tolerance Through Intolerance! said...

I have no problem with somebody, anybody, cracking a self-admitted Nazi's head.These alt-right freaks are scum.

Oh, my! I just love people who advocate violence against "those people". Attack them! They're scum anyway, so crack their heads!

Sounds remarkably like the warped logic used by those protecting white society a half century ago.

No, but it's different when I say it, because those people are bad and we're correct! The first amendment doesn't apply to them, only to those we say it does! Vigilante violence is just fine and dandy against those people!

Do you morons even hear what idiocy you're spewing between selfies and snapchats? I weep for the future.

Anonymous said...

@1:19...someone sent me an uncensored photo of Moldylocks in all her hairy fetish porno glory. Ugh. There are some things you can't unsee. I would encourage the curious to turn around now. Funny how someone who hates the "patriarchy" is all too happy to make a buck showing her lady parts to members of said patriarchy.

She's been doxxed and it turns out she comes from money and privilege. BF Surprise. Also, she was caught on camera throwing bottles at people before she was hit, and the guy didn't sucker punch her. She saw it coming and attempted to defend herself. That's not a sucker punch, which is what every last leftist outfit called it.

It's also funny how people who claim that the patriarchy is unfair to women by treating them as delicate and brittle are the first to call foul when someone "hits a woman", even when that woman was dressed for battle and was throwing bottles at people, AND bragged she was hoping to take 100 scalps that day. She thought she was tough, but one punch and she ran crying into the arms of her sad little boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

Covering your face is the same as being an anonymous poster on this silly blog.

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