Monday, April 17, 2017

Alcorn State has a Fight Club

The first rule about Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club so these Youtube videos will merely show the Fight Club that met at Alcorn State recently.

The first video deserves high praise for shooting from a horizontal position.


Anonymous said...

Why is there a cow mooing in that cafeteria video?

Anonymous said...

Is there any explanation as to what started these fights or why they were allowed to go on so long? There was a security guard just wandering around in that parking lot video, making no effort to intervene. What the hell are we paying him for?

Maybe LaQuanza Raymond can chime in here and give us some background on these videos.

Anonymous said...

Who is the useless police officer that might as well have been any other spectator?

Anonymous said...

The security guard was probably holding the money for that fight and watching for the police.

Anonymous said...

That officer needed Highway Patrol backup for a mob like that.

Moooooo! said...

Sounds sounds like it, doesn't it, 11:38?? I wondered the same thing.

Anonymous said...

I hope members of the Mississippi Legislature and the IHL board see this.

Anonymous said...

What is the second rule of Fight Club?

Anonymous said...

This is an easy choice for incoming students, that Alcorn is not the best choice. The Campus Police are a FREAKING joke!!! They have no balls! What a lack of Security!!! If this shigity happened in broad daylight, ain't no telling, what happens at sundown. The OK Freaking Corral!
Yes I'm PISSED!!!

Anonymous said...

and we wonder why 1/2 of mississippi's state universities are utter academic crap..

Anonymous said...

If I'm a prospective student and I see this with a cop standing around with his thumb up his ass, I move on.

If I'm a parent of a prospective and I see the video and the thumb up his ass cop, I say HELL NO! No way am I sending my kid there.

If I'm an administrator at Alcorn, I'm calling the chief of security and scream WHY THE F**K WAS YOUR MAN SITTING THERE WITH HIS THUMB UP HIS ASS?

Anonymous said...

Out here in Madison we have love clubs.

Anonymous said...

What does Rachel James-Terry think about whats going on down at Lorman? Maybe she will opine in her next dissertation.

Anonymous said...

@12:35 I seriously hope you are being sarcastic. What is a meter maid going to do write a ticket to the fastest puncher.

On Muldoon's Watch.. said...

Relax, bar patrons. With all the attention Kingfish has recently given the Department of Corrections contraband busts, he simply let this video of the Cafeteria Commons at Parchman get misindentified as a matriculation site for some of our resident scholars. A correction is probably forthcoming.

Anonymous said...

What is one security guard going to do in this situation?
Get his ass kicked if he intervenes. He did the right thing. Wait for the Calvary. These assholes don't know how to fight fair. It's 10 on 1

Anonymous said...

I foresee a vast array of professional recruiters awaiting the graduation of these scholars to bring them into corporate America.

Anonymous said...

Identify everyone involved from the videos, press them for names of anyone involved, kick them out of the school and sue them to repay all student loans, grants, tuition, etc and ban them from all college campuses in MS....

Anonymous said...

8:03 PM - FYI : One cannot wait on the CALVARY. Calvary is a geographical location. It is where Christ died.
C A V A L R Y is a group of soldiers. 2 different words - one begins with C A V; the other begins with C A L.

A lot of people confuse prostRate and prostate too. ProstRate means to lie flat on the ground on your stomach. ProSTATE is a gland in the male reproductive system. People slay me when they say that someone has prostRate cancer.

Anonymous said...

And, we wonder why there is student loan crisis? Most of those idiots fighting won't ever earn a degree and will be 30k deep in student loan debt. This push for everyone to get a college degree will be the bankrupting of this country.

Anonymous said...

The prevailing mentality among most of these kids is lack of respect for themselves or anyone else. Most come from "homes" where there is no real authority figure and they can run buck wild. And most won't change until they are thirty years old or more. Authority figures must ignore the bullshit politicians making excuses and recognize the situation and be more aggressive and ever vigilant or these incidents will become even more commonplace. If not, innocent young people actually seeking an education will be hurt by this mob on the rise. Too often the campus security feels overwhelmed and just hope not to be injured in the melee. JPS is no different.

Anonymous said...

@9:02 Thank you for the English lesson in grammar, pronunciation and spelling. However, with my medical background, I prefer to use prone or supine.

Anonymous said...

Shame on me for F-ing up that "cavalry".
I apologize.

Anonymous said...

Eleven Alcorn State students were arrested Wednesday in connection to fights on campus that took place last week. Some of the 11 are football players, the exact number is unknown at this time. According to the Claiborne County Sheriff's Department, all 11 students were charged with simple assault and malicious mischief. They will appear in Claiborne County Justice Court on Friday, April 28th in Port Gibson.
Alcorn State has cooperated with law enforcement on the case. They released the following statement:
"Alcorn State University is aware of an incident involving students Monday, April 10. Maintaining a safe and secure campus community is the institution’s top priority. Campus Police investigates all instances of student misconduct thoroughly and appropriate disciplinary actions are implemented in accordance with Alcorn’s Student Code of Conduct."
The fights on campus occurred April 10th and were spread on social media. Sheriff Frank Davis tells us that 10 more warrants will be served in this case.

Anonymous said...

This is good news. Round 'em up.

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