Friday, April 28, 2017

Chokwe files

Chokwe Lumumba, Jr. filed his campaign finance report last night.  Read it and weep.


Anonymous said...

Just looking at it, "Nubia's place café and catering cooperative" comes back to the website that is very....ummm...well you read it.

Anonymous said...

Conveniently missing data and a free pass from the toothless zealot running the Jackson Fake Press.

Anonymous said...

Baker Donelson --- seriously.

Anonymous said...

Why are the following questions on EVERY form not answered?
Name of Employee (Required)
Occupation (Required)

Anonymous said...

A few funny ones:

1) Andrew Jenkins, haha, after Yarber's treatment, I don't blame him.
2) Baker Donelson, nuff said
3) Beasley Road Package Store LLC, nuff said
4) Carson Law Group, nuff said...
5) John England, real estate owner that has a property on Ridgewood Rd. across the street from a complete eyesore...Yarber Admin. has refused to do anything about it ever! He's fed up, too.
6) M3A Architecture PLLC, dayummm, this is the family that Yarber has blessed with contracts and board appointments.
7) Neel-Schaffer, nuff said
8) Southern Consultants...wha???
9) Hibbet Neel

Anonymous said...

Honest question: WTF is a "mutable person?"

Anonymous said...

Raw sewage flows in the drainage right outside, literally, Dorsey's front door. He should have kicked in at least $5000.

Anonymous said...

Why aren't the addresses required? Who is Winston Thompson III? Who is Harvey Feelon? Why does WAPT give this candidate 15K? Why does WKXI give this candidate 16K Why should our Comcast bills pay this campaign $3K? Who is "Space Age Marketing, contributing $15K?

Anonymous said...

What are "mutable people?"

Anonymous said...

Just want to point out page 1 of the receipts. 3rd entry. $1242

"mutable people"

There are a lot of things I want to say but I'll just let it speak for itself.

Anonymous said...

JFP getting more than the Advocate? Guess Socrates don't care, he's going to get half of every 'minority' contract let in this administration.

Anonymous said...

We need more Jackson Trumps that give to and get along with everybody.

Kingfish said...

You do know the difference between a receipt and disbursement, right?

Anonymous said...

Looks like Brer Chokwe done found his laffin' place.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell is Pookrum?

Anonymous said...

Mutable people means they will remain "mute" and use the term Shultz used on Hogan's Heroes "I know nothing"

Anonymous said...

What is the Statement of Economic Interest?
The Statement of Economic Interest is a financial disclosure form filed annually by certain elected and appointed officials in state and local government.

Who must file the Statement of Economic Interest?
1. All elected officials (except federal) whether it be statewide, district, county, municipal or any other political subdivision (except members of boards of levee commissioners and election commissioners) 2. All school board members, whether elected or appointed 3. Candidates for elected office.

What are the penalties for failing to file or disclose required information?
Anyone who fails to file within one year of the applicable deadline or who knowingly fails to disclose required information is guilty of a crime and can be fined up to $10,000.

Of the top 4 candidates for Mayor, only 2 have filed the statement of economic interest. There are:
Ronnie Crudup & Robert Graham

The other 2 that have not filed for 2016 are Antar Lumumba (NEVER FILED) and John Horhn (filed for 2015, but not 2016)

Yarber has not filed for 2015 or 2016.

The remainder candidates and their filing status are:
Jackyn Mask - filed for 2016
Brian Reynolds - filed for 2016
Corinthian Sanders - filed for 2016
Walter Sloan - filed for 2016

Gwen Chapman - never filed
Sidney Gladney - never filed
Monroe Jackson - never filed
Jessie Jones - never filed
Jason Wells - filed in 2010 when he ran for constable.

We need to elect a person that will follow the laws of the state of Mississippi as well as the laws of Jackson. Looks like we have only 2 candidates that fall under that statement. We need to look at each one and see what they have done for the city of Jackson!

Come on Kingfish and put this up as a topic for all to see. I bet the Clarion Ledger and Free Press won't do anything with it!

Anonymous said...

$5373.91 in contributions dated 00/00/17.

$8000 from the Communications Workers of America Union.

The report was late by design.

The upstanding transparent public servant attorney Lumumba doing everything to appear exactly like a deceptive politician evading scrutiny with deceit, fabrication and half-truths.

Anonymous said...

Welp, pretty clear who the money people think is going to win. :(

Anonymous said...

Lumumba family seems to be profiting from the campaign

And PayPal????? Guess the campaign bought something from Amazon ?

Anonymous said...

Real drag when comment that did not in any way or form violate your rules and standards inexplicably gets lost in the JJ bit bucket.

Anonymous said...

[myoo-tuh-buh l]

Word Origin

See more synonyms on
liable or subject to change or alteration.
given to changing; constantly changing; fickle or inconstant:
the mutable ways of fortune.

Anonymous said...

NO 4:37

This is 100% how the person who filled out this report thought "multiple" was spelled. Any reports or suggestions otherwise are incorrect.

I wish this post (not comment but post) would make it back to the top of JJ so more people could see how uneducated Chokwe's posse is.

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