Monday, April 10, 2017

Sheriff + Hezbollah = ______.

You simply can not make this up and yes, the Kingfish opposes this stupid crap. 





Of course, this is in Florida. 

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

The line between the world of Netflix and reality is officially blurred. The only thing missing from that ridiculous stunt was a shot of their surplus MRAP and ordnance exploding robot.

Anonymous said...

This is like a bad local wrestling circuit promo. But when the goofy sheriffs from Tchula and the Louisiana guy did the same thing, they were lauded here. Odd.

Anonymous said...

This is disgusting. Police are public servants and an important part of the community. The militarization of our police, encouraged by the tactics of the drug war, is dangerous and it promotes a distrust between police and the citizens. There are some law enforcement out there doing great work with community policing, and they should be congratulated as tactics like this are denounced.

Anonymous said...

This is scary, it could be subtitled in another language & who knows what someone could portray that sheriff as saying.

@12:39 Did I miss something? There's not a sheriff in Tchula, but there is a Police Chief

Anonymous said...

Egh. DeSoto County is No.1 in Heroin related overdoses in the nation. Pretty bad stuff. I think this is a good step in telling people to find a new addiction.

Damned Right Got Balls! said...

What's the problem. Send a damned message. Just as our president (with balls did over the weekend). We expect our law enforcement to protect us and enforce the law. Most of you scoundrels only want the police to keep your wife safe in a grocery store parking lot or come to your aid when you have a fender bender. And, by the way, it's entirely proper for them to disguise their agents and specialists. Otherwise the drug runners have their photos posted everywhere.

Find something else to bitch about you Millsaps/Belhaven grads and Fondren slugs.

Anonymous said...

not smart to brag about undercover buys and pending arrest warrants...

PittPanther said...

Good luck with trying to arrest your way out of a drug problem. Keep building prisons and militarizing your cops, while your roads fall apart and schools stop educating.

Anonymous said...

1:28

Trump didn't hit anything.

Runways not touched.

Trump is a bad example for "action."

Get back to your trailer now.

Anonymous said...

Uhh, 1:18, I guarantee Desoto county isn't #1 in the nation. They may be #1 in the state of Mississippi, but there's no way they're the overdose capital of the U.S. If I'm wrong, I'll gladly eat crow, but that just doesn't sound right to me.

Regardless, it's a serious issue that should call for more rehabilitation/treatment programs, instead of demonizing addicts and militarizing the police.

Anonymous said...

Sheriff Grinnell missed his calling in history. 1930's and 40's Germany would have fit him perfectly.

Anonymous said...

You naysayers would say nothing negative about this ad if your child, family member or friends were poisoned by this shit! Good job Sheriff! If you think, you have a better or innovative way to send a message to these dope dealers, feel free to contact you local law enforcement agency.

First sign of trouble, you negative shitheads want to dial 911! Support our Law Officers.

Anonymous said...

I'm missing the 'militarization' part. Masking their ID is not that. Wearing guns is not that. Telling criminals the gig is up is not that. Threatening to protect the community is not that. Oh...wait...We will bust down your door when you least expect it. Oh....quiver, you weenies.

Arpaio started this man-up or was it Eastwood? Buford Pusser? The high-law in Tchula. Frank Melton rode around in an armored Lay's Potato Chip Truck with a vest on and Obama drew six lines in the sand. Neither had balls, literally.

Trump's mission was not to kill and butcher, Goober. He sent a message. Now, 2:21, get back to your reserved stool at the gay bar.

Anonymous said...

1:28 PM, but you have no, "balls".You have confused that massive swinging pasty,mushy gut hanging over your belt for "balls".

Anonymous said...

5:15, I just adore how anyone's personal tragedy is supposed to justify fascist behavior by public servants who see themselves as public thugs.

If, god forbid, such a thing had happened in my family, I'd be mad as hell about the misuse of resources and the lack of wisdom that go into this ad & the mindset behind it.

Anonymous said...

Reading some of the comments it's obvious the sheep don't want to know what the sheepdog has to do to keep the wolves at bay. Sheriff, just go out and keep doing what you are doing. Put the results on tv and pay no attention to some of the sheep. The silent majority is what elects you anyway.

Anonymous said...

I kinda like it. Either you are with em or again em

A. Formosan said...

Damn! Had me scared there for a minute. I thought it might be a Rankin County outfit coming to get us Termites!

Anonymous said...

White hoods are more suited for the climate of the South.

Anonymous said...

In their next video, these officers will implore viewers to join the caliphate and behead moderate officers.

Opposing viewpoints trigger you, 7:13? Maybe these officers can come change your diaper.

Anonymous said...

It's all good.

Chris Hansen said...

With a dip in his mouth. Stay classy Florida.

Anonymous said...

To 8:58. Typical liberal. I'm not the one crying here. You are.
The diaper belongs on you not me.

Kum Ba Yah said...

Some of you sissy knuckleheads actually think the constabulary ought to be turned over to the door-man at Bobalu and the Ultra-Security team at St. Dominic. Nothing else is needed in a peaceful city where all gather and chant and sing.

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