Jackson Jambalaya

Riiight. He looks so guilty.

Looks like every other fratdaddy in that town

Where would he have had the gun in his person?? In his pocket?? What did he pull, a bottle opener??

What's the logo on his hat say? I can't make it out on my screen.

why not simply ask for help in locating a WITNESS???? this "person of interest" crap has always grated my nerves

Probably the politically correct title for a possible witness. LOL.

@1:08 & 1:25
Read the ENTIRE press release!

@1:44
It looks to be an Colonel Rebel logo on his hat.

The man with the Colonel Rebal hat was brandishing a machine gun. Could it be?

He can't be a bear, loafers not present on his feet, and his collar is not flipped.

What is a "bear", 6:59? Is that the new word for Ole Miss Frat Rats? I was in the Lexus dealership's "Service Lounge", and noticed a foot in a very shiny pair of loafers, worn without socks. Then, I noticed these shoes were being worn with khaki shorts. I assumed this was some rich person - probably Catholic, as sockless loafers are a big parochial school thing. I felt outclassed and intimidated.

Then, I actually really looked up from what I was reading, and glanced at the entire person attached to the sparkly shoes. Late-middle-aged and out-of-shape, the man seemed seemed more 'Zhlub' than 'Super-achiever'. The shirt and the khakis looked cheap. And the person, as a whole, seemed more desperate and dissolute than pampered and privileged.

Too, the loafers, once I really looked, were definitely not Alden's Shell Cordovan, or ANYbody's Shell Cordovan. They were some kind of cheap, varnished leather. Aren't aniline dyes carcinogenic and allergenic? Do we really want to have those chemicals mixing with our perspiration, and then soaking into our skin? I'd been feeling trashy, sitting there in my Calvin Klein tennis shoes & loafer socks. Now, I just felt hygienic and washable.

But anyway, the man was oozing contempt for the rest of us in the "Lounge" (not that he was looking at us, or interacting in any way; instead, just sort of marinating in his own little cloud of disgust), and so I realized he must have gone to Ole Miss.

So, is this an abbreviated new way of referring to 'Typical Ole Miss People'? Do we just call them "Bears", now? If so, that'll be great!

The rumor is the authorities are looking for him for whistling Dixie while standing there.

Now that is funny!

The PD press release said the thief, I mean the employee, reported he was wearing a long sleeve, white shirt.

What is this thing, Zhlub, that the prissy poster at 11:13 mentions. I recognize that poster and he is a good friend and associate of Shep Smith at grove events. Purple slippers and midnight-blue, silk jammies are the order of the day. Don't be fooled by his fancy words.