Sunday, August 21, 2016

Missing person alert

The Madison Police Department issued the following press release and photo:



13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not trying to minimize the MPD's effort in what clearly is more important, but looks like they are following the CL's lead in giving descriptions. We know the missing person's age, height, weight, hair color, sex and what she was wearing. One tell-tell descriptor is missing - her race. Wouldn't that help in providing a description? Granted, its Madison, so we can make an assumption, just as the CL wants us to do when describing crime suspects in the metro region. But why in the name of PC law enforcement fails to provide this one item defies good logic.

Anonymous said...

Based on the attached picture, she looks white.

Anonymous said...

Her photo is posted all over social media. How hard would it be for the CL or JJ to post it?

Anonymous said...

There's a photo with the press release. DUH?

Anonymous said...

The CL has for years omitted the race of perps, while it seems to be a discriminating (no pun intended) detail - and those are without pics. Just saying that including the race would be a good detail to go along with other details, even for the MPD which in this case has a picture (for those that hear the news without reading it.) No need to follow the CL 'style rules'.

Anonymous said...

Readers of the CL did not see 'the press release'. DUH!

Anonymous said...

If the zoo were to report "Animal missing from exhibit!" and then attached a photo of a lemur, would you still be asking what species the animal was? No, you'd use your big boy logic, put 2 and 2 together, and know that the missing animal was a lemur. JESUS.

Anonymous said...

Is there any news on this topic? Does she have children? Husband? Just really odd to put out this bulletin and then nothing.

Anonymous said...

I've seen several women on social media claim, "Oh, I hope they find her. She's my very best friend." That sounds odd. No mention of family, where she was, who she was with, married, divorced, walking riding a go cart, jogging, headed home, drinking, sober, depressed......

Crickets.

Jesus @ 11:23...the point went right over your pointed head. The CL did not post her photograph so it was useless to consider what the Zoo might have done. Most of us don't read memos from the zoo.

Anonymous said...

11:00 has a point. Just heard on radio about this missing woman. Sounded like they read straight from the Madison PD press release. That radio report did not include a picture obviously. And because they read straight from the press release the PC police have insured that those listeners don't know that the ethnicity of this missing woman.

Anonymous said...

Divorced with one child. Phone and purse were left in her car in a friend's driveway. No trace of her, that they are reporting at least. I do hope she is found safe.

Anonymous said...

So, she walked off and hid out in the bushes?

Anonymous said...

Wait...here's a guess, now that she's 'been found'. But she was never missing to begin with. She phoned a friend who came and picked her up and they went off down the road for a snort or some other fun diversion. Girls just wanta have fun.

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