Sunday, August 7, 2016

JPD gets 'im.

JPD issued the following messages and mug shot on Twitter:


PD arrests Torrence Stewart, 22, for armed robbery of an individual stemming from an overnight Belhaven robbery

Officers tracked Stewart to the 3100 block of Burch St. where he was arrested and recovered the victim's items.

History: Currently out of jail for other violent 2015 offenses. Dangerous individual!



The victim's husband posted this message on Facebook:


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why was he out of jail in the first place?

Hat Tip To Judge.. said...

"Currently out of jail for other violent 2015 offenses. Dangerous individual!"

Movin' right along.....

Anonymous said...

a good reason to be armed if you have to be outside in Jackson. A bullet or two, center mass, would foil the catch and release system.

Anonymous said...


Double tap to the head...

Anonymous said...

Didn't Lee and Tony say crime is down? Also how many folks were shot this weekend?

To the Nine's said...

At least he wore a t-shirt... instead of the usual 'wife-beater'

Anonymous said...

The heads are empty. Shoot for center mass.

Anonymous said...

Every single day another one of these urban terrorists strikes someone white and the media is crickets when it comes to a hate crime.

The other day, 3 of them beat senseless a 68 and 78 year old white couple. Imagine the uproar if 3 white teenage thugs did this to a black couple!

Anonymous said...

Please take time to learn what a hate crime is. To be a hate crime the victim has to be black and the aggressor has to be white. Anything else is not a hate crime. You should know blacks are incapable of hating any other race. Be PC or be quiet.

Anonymous said...

My hopes are that a new District Attorney has a shot at helping with this catch and release program.

Anonymous said...

@9:50 They did. They DOJ was brought in and they were made examples of. Not condoning it in any fashion, but most white people know the value of life and the repercussions of murder, most black folks don't.

Anonymous said...

Really, 10:15? "Most" black folks don't know the value of life and repercussions of murder?????? Please site your source for that brilliant statement.

Anonymous said...

His source, 2:37 is common sense.

Anonymous said...

Common sense and observation.

Anonymous said...

2:37, the source is life experience based on observations of, and/or personal exposure to, crime in Jackson, MS. IF you believe 10:15's statement is untrue, you most certainly are a liberal. Liberals are the only group, of which I am aware, who can instantaneously suspend reality.......

Anonymous said...

10:15, 3:27, 6:15, 6:17, perhaps you've had a bad experience, and we've all seen news reports of crime in Jackson. But your ability to make a logical statement is non-existent. Assumptions and slippery slopes abound! "Most" black folks, "you most certainly are a liberal, liberals are the only group..." Your making these statements / accusations does not make them "reality".

Anonymous said...

2:37, the people make it a reality. We did not make it a reality. We had nothing to do with it. We just recognize it.

Anonymous said...

3p and others, you need to get out and actually meet a black person.

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