Saturday, August 27, 2016

Fried Chicken & Chainsaws

 Needless to say, local comedians had a field day with Bracey v. City of Jackson, et al.  The lawsuit itself is a disaster for the city regardless of who is telling the truth.  Keep in mind the Mayor has not yet defended himself nor has any evidence been presented by either side.   However, the lawsuit is what it is and provides a great deal of material for those of a humorous bent as can be seen below.  

Warning: Crude language and use of the *** word.


Marshall Ramsey naturally could not help himself and added another politician to his Group W bench.  




Then local comedian Vonta Young jumped waded into the fray with his brutal brand of bromides. 




The video received almost 40,000 views and was shared over 1,000 shares.  In other words, it went viral.  

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm moving

Anonymous said...

Kingfish you stand corrected. The mayor told WJTV yesterday that he didn't have sex with her. It's on the record. whoa be unto him.. you never comment on a pending lawsuit.

Kingfish said...

You are correct. I meant in legal filings and evidence submitted to court.

Anonymous said...

"You about to lose it all to a Berenstein Bear"

Anonymous said...

Love the pic of Tony Yarber posing as Drake. Vonta is pretty good.

Anonymous said...

That video though. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

9:36 pm Where are you moving? Have you missed all the other sex scandals? Did you miss Marla Maples? Did you miss all the church scandals and the ones at every level of government?
I hate to burst your naïve bubble, but just as there are groupies for rock stars and athletes, such is the case for politicians. And, any man with power is going to be tempted to use his power unwisely with or without temptation from available women hoping to improve their status.
Unfortunately, too many men, especially those who couldn't get a date to the prom or who see women only as sex objects or whose parents led them to believe they could have anything they wanted and suffer no consequences, are likely to think only with their little head.
Funny cartoon and video, KF.

Anonymous said...

Still ain't voting for BabaChaulkyLumumbafooJR nor Lt. Graham and, of course, not for Johnny Wadd Yarber.

Step up Priester or Tyrone Hendrix.

Anonymous said...

Now that video is funny, I don't care who you are. Funny, but sadly true.

Anonymous said...

Jackson needs someone who will listen and lead the whole city. Preister might be the best choice. If he's acceptable to the majority as black enough.

Anonymous said...

The video is funny way to address a sad situation...and the guy has Yarber's number on speed dial.

40,000 views already. He and Yarber may be working together to sell more copies of Yarber's book, Man Tips. I am going to get a few copies for me and my boys!

Anonymous said...

While this seems funny and everybody is having a good laugh, we need to be focusing on who will be the next mayor. We have serious issues that are no laughing matters and we need a mayor who will act like a mayor and lead the city. This is serious stuff. Tony's done…we all know that. Its time to start the selection of the next administration. On your mark, get set, go!

Anonymous said...

You will need a strong, sensible, unifier to lead the COJ. And they don't necessarily need to black to qualify. Wake the hell up Jackson!

Anonymous said...

10:21, you are right, they do not need to be black to qualify. They DO need to be black to win.

Anonymous said...

Just remember, the city is raising ad valorem taxes. So that means our taxes are going to pay for this damn lawsuit

QueenBee said...

All you need is a white Democrat and he'll win!

Anonymous said...

6:55 AM

Madison.

No I didn't miss any of the items you list.

What I got was sold a bill of goods with this mayor which is now patently false.

What I got is an incompetent fool who is incapable of budgeting....and maybe even counting in general. He certainly cannot cut the fat needed and then the issue is....what do we get?

We get a $2500 a year property tax increase.

Then we get bad schools, bloated government, and more crime.

So No, I didn't miss a thing....I'm tired of the lies and delusions.

So I'm moving....to Madison.....to hide.

Confused said...

Today's world is so confusing. So it's perfectly acceptable for a black person to use the N word but if a white person says it, they get fired.
It's ok for a black athlete to disrespect the United States and the American flag, but when a white Olympian embellishes a story, he loses all of his sponsors.

Anonymous said...

"Embellish?" You mean lied.

Anonymous said...

10:AM, I really don't think that, at this point, a change in "leadership" will make much difference. DEMOGRAPHY is DESTINY. And Jackson's 'Human Capital', now, is of such low quality, that it virtually precludes the sort of changes for which many are hoping.

At this point, "the PEOPLE" are the problem.

Anonymous said...

40,000 seems like a lot - So I went to YouTube and this video only shows 500 views - What am I missing ?


Tony Yarber
Vonta Young
JaVontaYoung

Anonymous said...

Man tip - Tony, do the right thing; resign.

Anonymous said...

Did Tony hire Kwame Kilpatrick (doing 28 years in the Big House) as his administration consultant on how to work with female employees while Mayor? This is sounding more and more like Detroit everyday.

Anonymous said...

12:39 ... I just love people jealous that they're not supposed to use the N-word. A vital right has been stolen from them!

... Or, one could learn about the past 400 years of American history, and then maybe be able to figure out that what white folks say about black folks might be construed a little differently from what black folks say about other black folks.

But hey, that sounds difficult. Keep nursing your sense of deprivation, and send some bucks to Trump while you're at it. He's fighting for people like you!

Anonymous said...

Loved when the comedian said "trifling". Have not heard that in years and it is a great descriptive word.

Priester may be old enough but Hendrix is not. Really need someone with around 20 years work experience and a super cool head.

Moving won't solve the city's problem, but maybe it will solve the above poster's. Good luck on the drive. If Hillary is elected, gasoline will return to $4.00/gallon and air conditioning may go outtasite!!!

The $2,500 ad valorem tax increase is living in one expensive house. On a $100,000.00 house a 10 mil increase would be $100.00. Its a hefty increase, but I'm paying more than that on car repair.

Judge Rudy said...

Judge Joe Brown used the word "trifling" on many occasions. Judge Greg Mathis also uses it every now and then.

Anonymous said...

Just one more step on the path to Chapter 9. It's coming, jackhole. And it's your only hope.



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