Thursday, August 4, 2016

Selling the wages of sin

Look at these cars that are going on the auction block:

Anyone want to guess who owned these two vehicles?  Make no mistake, these are quality vehicles:

Note: These cars went up for sale at Mid-State. Ms. Epps' car supposedly sold for $30,800. Mr. Epp's car sold for........... drum roll........ $47,000.


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Epp's wife to be specific. Unless you named the jpg files in error.

Kingfish said...

two of them and you cheated.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't get in one of those slimy cars if you gave it to me.

Anonymous said...

Where's the auction?

Anonymous said...

How could any person on his public salary display such a lavish lifestyle, and go for years not raising suspicion or a prior investigation. Good Lord!?

Anonymous said...

10:54, Want to guess how many people he was paying off? You might ask some of the people who live on govt. benefits how they afford some of the vehicles they have.

Anonymous said...

No one, NO one gives a flying flip what is going on because if they did this wouldn't happen. It's all about the bling.....screw everyone else.
They lived the lifestyle because they KNEW that no one would say anything because the rest are as corrupt as they were. Remember that you pay hard later for what you think you are getting away with's not worth it!!!

Anonymous said...

11:34, how many have gone to jail as of this date?

Anonymous said...

I'll have to keep my eyes out for the next auction. That's a steal on that car.... Wonder what else will be on the auction block?

Anonymous said...

Actually, 1:53, you can find S550s of that age (2010?) all day long, at similar OR lower prices. And you can find them in better colors, and WITHOUT ghetto add-ons, like the dark tinting.

Just type "2010 Mercedes S550" into Google, click on Edmunds, hit the 'Within 500 miles' option, and you'll find PLENTY. Depreciation is STEEP. If you're looking for a rare color, try eBay, and limit yourself to sellers with lots of previous sales, and 100% positive feedback. The shocks will cost you well upwards of a thou, apiece, when they go. But aside from that, S-class are prudent cars to drive, and VERY safe.

Anonymous said...

4:15 "But aside from that, S-class are prudent cars to drive, and VERY safe." but horribly unreliable!

Anonymous said...

Epps son still drives a mercedes and his son also works at Dept of Public Safety!!! Makes about $20k plays video games and drives a Mercedes??? Check it out!

Anonymous said...

I don't find Mercedes unreliable at all. Have one 15 years old and 200,000+ miles and it runs every day. Maintenance is important and will keep them running well. Guess since you know the prices, they have already sold??

Don't know what the V12 car was as I couldn't see it well.

The Giver of Gifts, He Was said...

Chris was a generous man. Like Elvis, he gave expensive things to people who were pleasing to him. he rewarded those who admired him and kissed the ring. Some were family. Most were not. There are homes and garages all around that benefited from his largess.

Dig Deep.

Anonymous said...

that's a '10-'13ish model $200k S65 AMG

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