Saturday, August 6, 2016


A Louisiana Senate candidate offers a unique solution to school bullying in this video:

Dear legislators: Please do not take this guy seriously even though he is being serious. 


Anonymous said...

So it has come to this. When legitimate ideas and civil discourse fail to generate "clicks," throw out reason and post stupidity and insanity. Above all, get attention.

Anonymous said...

I thought this was poorly executed satire until I visited this guy's YouTube channel; certified nut job.

Courage said...

And that is why Jackson Jambalaya is #1 in Mississippi!

Anonymous said...

Works for me.

Anonymous said...

What's next-an M1A1 Abrams tank for those rude drivers that keep cutting you off in traffic?

Anonymous said...

This guy epitomizes the need for background checks for the mentally ill.

Anonymous said...

This guy is a joke. This is how innocent bystanders get hurt or killed. He should be jailed

Anonymous said...

Surely y'all realize this guy was not serious.

Anonymous said...

2:29, you have to remember there are quite a few people who do not know when a person is making a joke. Sort of makes a person wonder about those people. Do they know or are they people who would do that seriously.

Anonymous said...

Mississippi is not far behind- at least East Mississippi Community College is not. The recent showing of Last Chance U. depicting a football coach and an administration totally out of control, and language and morals that should never be allowed at a public institution. To allow this community college to continue the employment of its president and head coach, and receive public funds is beyond belief.

Anonymous said...

Definitely a trump man

Anonymous said...

That's the best Matt Friedeman imitation I've ever seen!

Another anonymous said...

This oeuvre certainly had all the elements of entertainment, including a narrator with a passing resemblance to Joaquin Phoenix, but something was missing. i think we needed background music...perhaps an instrumental of "Folsom Prison Blues" ...swelling to full volume during the fade to black at the end, with a male choir singing "I shot a kid in grade school...juuuust to waaatch him die..."

Anonymous said...

Arden Wells

Disbarred, former attorney. Frequent political candidate.

Priority Issues:
Abolish Individual Income Tax.
Open Judiciary to non-lawyers.
Allow individuals to opt out of Social Security
Abolish Foreign Aid.
Withdraw from the United Nations.
Balance the budget.
Lift ban on automatic weapons.
Allow States & Regions to legally succeed from U. S.

Anonymous said...

I expect the child will be bullied in juvenile detention or prison as well so the problem isn't solved!

Arden Wells needs to be in a psychiatric ward.

Anonymous said...

7:43, If only this man was running for president. He has some very good ideas there.

Anonymous said...

There is only one good idea on the list 9:23 am. Perhaps you hope for a benevolent King but then you'd need an oil rich country to have no taxes. Perhaps you wish that the UN didn't exist and we could have had a third World War triggered in the Baltic States and have no effective economic sanctions. Maybe you'd like it if our allies like South Korea and probably most of Europe were already overrun . And, maybe you actually believe that dividing our Nation wouldn't make us weaker militarily.
If you believe such nonsense, you really ought not go out alone unescorted even with an assault weapon. You are too stupid not to shoot yourself !

Anonymous said...

Despite what you think 9:23, these ideas are no less ideological and extreme than the free stuff for everyone Bernie crowd. You're probably convinced that if Mississippi seceded from the United States you would be king of your domain and master of your own destiny riding it out in that old school bus you have half buried in the hillside behind your house trailer.

Anonymous said...

Abolishing individual income tax would be a very good idea. Our country ran for quite a while without it.

Open judiciary to non-lawyers sounds like another good idea. Look at what lawyers have done to this country.

Allow individuals to opt out of social security should be a no brainer. The only reason people do not agree is that the politicians have stolen all of the money that was supposed to be in the account. Since there will not be anything left in the account in a very few years it should be considered stealing to continue to take it from the people.

Abolish foreign aid. This is the very best idea. We, as a country, cannot even take care of the people in our own country. Taking care of the people in our own country should be our first priority.

Withdraw from the United Nations. We are not the police of the world.

Balance the budget. States have to balance their budgets. Why shouldn't the country do the same thing. We have become a country of deadbeats who steal from our own children.

Lift the ban on automatic weapons may not be a very good idea. Maybe if the laws we have on the books already were enforced honestly there would not be any need for automatic weapons.

Allow states and regions to legally succeed from the U.S. is a good idea. We continually send out troops into other countries to allow them to do it. Why not allow our own countrymen the same rights?

Anonymous said...


Is this as good as it gets in America?

Anonymous said...

America has not been as good as it gets in a long time. People are beginning to realize it. They are also waking up to the fact lifelong politicians caused it.

Kingfish said...

This guy is serious. Watch his other videos.

If you want to get even more out there, go look up Goku TV channel on Youtube. Dude comments on the Jackson scene and let us just say he is really out there.

Anonymous said...

KF, we need someone to balance out the crazies on the opposite end. Now if could just get people to look at them in the same way some are looking at this man.

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