Thursday, November 24, 2016

Honoring Dak & the Dallas Cowboys

JJ posts this classic movie in honor of Dak Prescott:


Anonymous said...

One wonders how different things would be for Dak if he actually played for a good college. Would he have been a first round pick? Regardless, I am happy for him. He seems grounded and humble. I hope he skins Jerry Jones alive for millions next year.

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of crap! That's what so many "real football" fans hate about the Dallas Plowboys. They specialize in everything BUT football in an effort to sell the great game to people who really don't like football or know anything about it. I give them credit. They know how to make money and that will keep them out front in a professional league built to make money. I like old school football, so I'll probably never like the Plowboys or the NFL rules committee, but I also like Dak, who will propel the franchise to new heights for the next several years despite Jerry, Dez and Romo. Oh well.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

LOL@834 "a good college".

The last two years he was at state, state was a "good college". They were #1 in the nation for most of his senior year. Other than a higher draft number pick which would have made his performance in the pros just a slight bit not as impressive, and maybe a little higher signing bonus, what school he graduated from probably wouldn't have made a hill of beans. If anything might have hurt his chances of being in the position he is now. It could have put him at a team in need of a qb and less talented ol or a team in need f rebuilding. I would really lie to hear your opinion of how much better he could be doing than he already is just from playing at a "good college". There are lots of players that played at better colleges and got picked higher. Those qbs that are starting as well that were higher draft picks have a combined 6-16 record versus his 10-1 record. Please tell me how much better he could have been? I bet I know what college you pull for as well but feel free to prove me incorrect on that as well.

Anonymous said...

Please don't forget that the last "Legendary Quarterback" out of Ole Miss was in Dallas before Dak got there. That's right, the "Legend" Bo Wallace. He was in Dallas selling cars at a dealership. It's an amazing success story, as most Ole Miss grads wind up on the sales floor at your local CSpire store.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes OM is good and sometimes OM is not too good at all. All the some OM fans, whether they attended college or not, they appear to be real jerks and I, for the jive of me just don't understand it.

Anonymous said...

Dak has proved that state college would have had losing seasons his last two years if he had not been there. Coach Mullens has struggled to "develop" any other 3 star players.

Anonymous said...

coach Howlan is also having a bit of trouble developing all thos 4 and 5 star players.

Anonymous said...

Coach Mullens has struggled to "develop" any other 3 star players.

Tell that to the many MSU defensive players from Mullen's years now playing and often starting in the NFL.

Anonymous said...

In the next 3 years MSU will have more starters in the NFL than UM. This includes the defenders as well.

A Pleezed Laig Humper.. said...

Sorry, Bears, but when you woke up Saturday morning the Bulldogs had won more Egg Bowl trophies in the past 25 years than the Sharks. When you go to bed tonite, this will still be true.

Only one of the two incumbents has won three in a row and it ain't Freeze.

Sign me: A Pleased Leg-Humper....

Anonymous said...

8:23, besides those players mentioned above, I trust you had a chance to see DM's latest '3 star' that he is developing - Nick Fitzgerald. In case you didn't see him, he played in Oxford Saturday afternoon - looked pretty good, although it was against a crappy defense. (and offense, even with the burned redshirt phenom, didn't look worth a damn either, but that didn't have anything to do with DM's developing quarterback.)

Meanwhile, Dak Is No Longer Here.. said...

No matter who you pull for, ya gotta admit that SEC football just got a lot more interesting. Freeze got his arrogant ass handed to him in a hat Saturday. Mullen Pulled further ahead of OM with wins over the past 26 Eggs. Saban got a year closer to bailing out. And a pissed off and angry Orgeron is about to steal Kiffin and two of Freeze's best and go after everybody with a frenzy. There is a new shark in the water.

Choose Me! Choose Me! said...

"One wonders how different things would be for Dak if he actually played for a good college. Would he have been a first round pick?"

Here's something people like you don't understand. If you're a first round draft pick, you are going to a sorry ass professional team. Do you even understand how the draft works? The worst team gets the first pick. By being a third round pick (to the dismay of many), he has an excellent chance to develop while being a league leader. That's pretty rare. Please try to keep up.

Anonymous said...

@5:14, please refrain from regurgitating the obvious.

Anonymous said...

Apparently it is not obvious to everyone.

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