Thursday, November 24, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving


17 comments:

Anonymous said...

It has been an arduous eight years but we still should thank the narcissistic Kenyan for thoroughly screwing up the Democrats.

Anonymous said...

Yes....8 years of growth and expansion. Lower unemployment and higher wages.

It's been hard for people who are predisposed to hate democrats....and throw in the fact that he's black....and well...you get the people who send out racist memes while claiming to be Christians.

Yes....arduous 8 years.

Now Trump....what ever could go wrong....this is gonna be a tragic show for sure.

Anonymous said...

@1:38
Get ready for 4-8 yrs. of whack job conspiracies about Trump (some of such
May already be true). I never agreed with every decision Obama made, but people such as yourself have been brewing an eight year torrent of revenge. Your blather made me defend a man I didn't agree with politically.
Every mistep the con artist makes is fair game and should/will be completely blown out of proportion. His wife is a communist. He has conflicts of interest FAR WORSE than Clinton, and he's normalizing whackjobs that claim they're children of the sun.

I can't wait for the pussy grabbing show to begin. It kinda already has.

Anonymous said...

1:38 is correct in all aspects. You other 2 posters rattle off like you loved the Kenyan. Maybe you are some who drive around Jackson in your VW beetle with your peace signs. Yes, I'm just a regular guy who doesn't speak eloquently but before Obama came into office I was pulling in 7 figures. Never made it past mid 6 figures while O was in office.

To call Melania Trump a communist is about as backward as you can get. If she were communist why would she marry a capitalist? And on top of that she speak 5 languages. Go back to Millsaps or Belhaven or wherever you belong. He is in and we will see a change. The people who fear him are those who love politicians.

Anonymous said...

"Yes, I'm just a regular guy who doesn't speak eloquently but before Obama came into office I was pulling in 7 figures. Never made it past mid 6 figures while O was in office."

Boo friggin hoo

Anonymous said...

So this is what we have sunk to

Anonymous said...

You are so right 8:21, things could end up better for us if Mrs. Trump could be president. What in the world proof do you have that because you were making over $1,000,000 at some point before President Obama, to whom you refer as "the Kenyen" was elected, that it is his fault that you suddenly didn't make or "pull in" over $ "mid 6 figures"? What do have against people who drive VW beetles, peace signs, Millsaps or Bellhaven?

I did not find myself anywhere on your list and wish President Elect Trump the very best for the benefit of this great nation. I really don't know what is meant by your comment that "The people who fear (PE Trump) are those who love politicians". This post is not intended to be disrespectful and If you choose to enlighten me, I will not be offended if that matters at all to you.

Anonymous said...

@ 8:21 AM

What's your logic, cause I ain't "pulling it in"?

Anonymous said...

Mr. Regular Guy who posted at 8:21, I don't know how much of your meager income you donated to Trump prior to his election, but I hope you didn't waste your $. Also was it only after Obama was elected that you began to speek without eloquence; is that his fault as well?

Anonymous said...

You buncha libbies are crying in your mommies apron. Or should I say your non gender specific parent who allowed you to live in the space where you suck the good oxygen out of the atmosphere of people who really matter

Anonymous said...

I'm a Belhaven grad and I detest the language used in here. Please grow up

Anonymous said...

8 years of growth and expansion. Lower unemployment and higher wages.

Believing that is why Donkeys like you lost, big time. Go back to reading the fake news over at the JFP, more your speed and low IQ level.

Anonymous said...

8:21

You never made 1 million dollars....and if you did you can hardly blame obama for not winning another lottery.

Ridiculous.

And your use of the word Kenyan speaks volumes you racist asshole.

Obama and his wife were very classy people....proud of them.

America as a whole is better because of them.

Had Congress been willing to work with him on issues....more people could have thrived.

But Mitch and Trey had to be evil and scare America....and they did.

And we have a democrat president.....with a divided Senate....and some real change could happen.....which may make both sides scream......

This could be good.

Anonymous said...

2:08

The economy is almost at full employment.

This crazy notion people are dying in Ohio and PA is bullshit.

Fear of a female president...anger at smug black president....luke warm jobs in the area in question.....

Opiod addiction....from parents pill cabinets and refusal of kids to adapt to different work.....

FYI...those car jobs didn't vanish....they moved south.....to TX, La, MS, AL, GA, TN, SC, KY

But those who deeply relish Obama is gone and Trump won....those bound up in hate...those who despised obama for being Black.....

If you think you can scream the N word now and get away with it.....try it.

Call someone a fag at work......do it.

You will get your ass beat and fired.

So you've lost those cherished parts of your pathetic lives.

And gay people.....get married every day....legally.

Anonymous said...

@ 2:48, You liberals are too busy having cry ins to worry about me calling any of you a gag .and no we don't have to accept a man dressed as a woman who wants to go into a dressing room or restroom with our wives, daughters or grandchildren! Let one of them try it and THEIR ass will be beat and I will gladly go to jail. We don't have to accept this crap you all are trying to push down on us. Next time you want a female democratic nominee get one that did illegal acts (she violated the rico act) , lie about someone possessing confidential information on laptops and steal 6 billion that was found missing from the state dept. She had to hire celebrities to back her up while the GOP contender did it on his own! All she did was pander to the PC culture, feminine men, confused genders women, minorities, and a host of others who march and protest and CRY when they don't get their way.

Anonymous said...

8:22 WTF is a "cry ins" or a "gag"? Just wondering, after reading that I couldn't continue reading your rant.

Anonymous said...

8:22

Your statements about Hillary re: illegal activities are untrue.

Your fit is misplaced.

You didn't respond to a thing I said.

Call someone the N word.

Call someone a fag.

You will not be happy.

As far as your obsession with who uses what bathroom....I will let you continue to do penis checks.....best of luck

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