Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Thieves steal $1,434 of perfumes

The Madison Police Department and Crimestoppers issued the following press release and photos:

The Madison Police Department is asking for the public’s help in identifying two females wanted for Felony Shoplifting. On October 28th, the two females seen in the security camera photos shoplifted multiple items from the Ulta Beauty store located at 175 Grandview Blvd in the City of Madison. The two females are responsible for the theft of $1,434.00 in various Men’s and Women’s Fragrances. After leaving the store they were last seen leaving the parking lot in a Silver Volkswagen with no tag displayed.  Anyone with information that leads to the positive identity and arrest of these individuals would be eligible for a reward of up to $2500.00. If you have information to help in this case, please call Crime Stoppers at 601-355-TIPS (8477) or submit a tip online through the Web Tip link on the home page of the Central MS Crime Stoppers website. Or use your mobile device or computer to submit a tip by going to www.P3tips.com.


 

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Madison, the new Jackson

Anonymous said...

LOCK AND LOAD FOLKS. Crap like this is why I NEVER shop in Madison unarmed.

Anonymous said...

BUILD THAT WALL between Jackson and Ridgeland and make Jackson pay for it!

Anonymous said...

This is why Madison PD HAS to start setting up road blocks to turn away anyone who looks like they don't "belong" from entering our city.

Keep These Damned Places In Jacktown.. said...

We never should have allowed all these cheap-assed jewelry, cosmetics, hair and beauty products stores in the first place. This will be downfall of our illustrious Mayor Mary who thinks any rooftop is a good rooftop.

Move to Grenada in 3...2...1.

PittPanther said...

Quick to post this pic, but where's your pic of the white guy who stole $10,000 worth of jewelry in Vicksburg?

Anonymous said...

Welp thats it folks. Pack up all the retail and move it back to County Line. This was a mistake.

Anonymous said...

Retail = crime. No way around it.

Anonymous said...

So how do they know that these two stole $1,434?

Anonymous said...

Damn Madison County Thugs!

I smells GOODT! said...

This is not a crime! It is civil disobedience in protest of a racist, bigoted, sexist, xenophobic, Francophobic, LBGTQXYZophobic person being elected president. These young people are afraid for their lives and their safety, for goodness' sake!

#NotMyPresident #ImWithHer #ImUpsetSoGimmeYourWallet

Crimes a commin said...

Crime will only increase when Costco opens its doors

Anonymous said...

I don't know that I would consider Ulta to be a "cheap assed" store. They carry some high end cosmetics and hair products like you get at a salon. It's not a Sally Beauty Supply.

I am pretty sure that Ulta, much like the people of Madison, considers itself too good for Jackson.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet that they are back home in the loving arms of Mississippi's sanctuary city...........Jackson. BUILD....THE.....DAMNED....WALL...NOW.

Anonymous said...

Dang, y'all taking this shigity too personal!

Anonymous said...

Get Whole Foods corporate office on the phone!

Anonymous said...

follow the scent.

Hightailin' It... said...

The perfume or the cardboard pine tree?

Anonymous said...

4:11 they don't know how much these two stole. loss prevention always has a lot of merchandise unaccounted for, so when an easy culprit of a shoplifter, or an embezzling employee, is caught, they suddenly "account" for a lot of missing merchandise by blaming the defendant. as an attorney, I have personally experienced this both as a defense attorney and later as an ADA.

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure that Ulta, much like the people of Madison, considers itself too good for Jackson.

And rightfully so.

Anonymous said...

Attorney at 6:55...How would you know that unless there was an admission in court by the store, which you would be silly to say you experienced.

Your 'my client didn't steal that much' comment reminds me of the momma who said, "My boy may take your shit but he ain't shot nobody!"

Anonymous said...

as an ADA, when you ask them to produce a witness that can say the total they claim a particular defendant took in a particular time frame, and they can't produce such a witness, there credibility is thinner. When you ask for inventory records and they don't produce any to support their claim, their credibility falls even lower.

as a defense attorney, a Circuit Judge, after hearing from both sides in a restitution hearing, rejected the ridiculously high amount claimed by the employer.

only young attorneys and gullible veterans believe much what a criminal client SAYS. that's a pretty high horse you're seated on...

Anonymous said...

again--crime follows retail. how people can deny that--wow. just astounding.

Anonymous said...

A $2500 reward for less than $1500 in stolen merch? I understand the store doesn't pay the reward and their insurance will cover the loss. One could develop a good business plan using that formula.

Pee You said...

What are 'perfumes'?

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