Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Hillary concedes!!!

Wow.  CNN and NBC are reporting that Hillary conceded the election to Donald Trump. 


Anonymous said...

The good news is that Hillary lost.

The bad news is that Trump won.

Ding dong said...

The swamp was drained.

Anonymous said...

Deplorables 1
Elite Asses 0

I must admit it gives me great pleasure to look at liberals and say, "the wheel turns"

Anonymous said...

Wonder what's going through Huma's mind? John Podesta's? Anthony Weiner's? Cheryl Mills'?...........think they are getting their affairs in order? James Comey? He is a joke!

Anonymous said...

Well Huma, you really don't have a job now, but maybe you will not "commit suicide" like many of the previous Clinton friends. By the way, does that disheveled looking congresswoman from Florida who was the head of the Democratic national committee still have a job?

Boner Patrol said...

Bill is on suicide watch. He had already stockpiled viagra and condoms.

Anonymous said...

OMG. We're moving to Mexico and help build the wall.

Anonymous said...

The people won. The broken establishment lost.

Anonymous said...

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said in an interview with The New York Times in July that it’d be time to move to New Zealand if Trump were to win.

“Now it’s time for us to move to New Zealand,” she said quoting her husband who died in 2010. “I can’t imagine what the country would be with Donald Trump as our president. For the country, it could be four years. For the court, it could be — I don’t even want to contemplate that.”

Well, I can contemplate it and I love the list of Supreme Court nominee names that Trump released a few months ago. I can contemplate it with comfort and hope.

Anonymous said...

Now the countdown begins for Lena Dunham's move to Canada.

Notice how none of these Trump's-a-racist-open-borders-Republicans-are-afraid-of-brown-people types planned to move to Mexico. For all their bloviating about leaving because of racism, they chose as their destination the whitest nation in the western hemisphere.

Anonymous said...

HRC's enemies list better watch out.

She's Keyser Soze now.

Anonymous said...

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
― H.L. Mencken

Derrell Ray said...

I was up early watching the debate on dvr where Trump was telling Clinton he's putting her in jail,i sure hope he does it.

Anonymous said...

Po' Donner blaming the cable media for Trump. She's so out of touch.

Anonymous said...

Has Funky Fondren voted to secede yet?

Anonymous said...

Obama's legacy is now certified as crap.

Anonymous said...

Cruised over to CNN and MSNBC right after Clinton conceded and the only talking head who got it, who understood that the problem was candidate Hillary Clinton and the decades of Clinton baggage, was Chris Matthews. He was the only one honest enough.

Anonymous said...

Hood just lost 2019. His Gubernatorial aspirations are DOA.

Anonymous said...

Ding Dong the witch is dead, the mean old, the wicked witch, Ding Dong the WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I nee to apologize to America. I didn't think there were enough decent honest people left to elect anyone other than a criminal.
America. I apologize.

Anonymous said...

We can be assured the Supreme Court will again be conservative, Saudi Arabia and MANY money sucking countries will be crying in the streets needing money and protection. It's time we had a change. The political structure was so comfortable in their environment they felt they were not held accountable dor anything they did. Case in point Hillary and the email. I think we really needed this change. Some of you will disagree but here is one thing we all can agree on is that a politician cannot be trusted.

1804/1811 MS Reporting: Trump +18 said...

Donna Ladd: Clinton Takes Mississippi in 2016? Probably against Trump, at least ...

A new polling analysis published by indicates something about Mississippi that has been in the works for a while: Based on recent elections, our state is trending blue.

Based on polling data on a Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump showdown in 2016, Mississippi is one of the few Deep South states that would go for Clinton in that matchup.

This analysis might surprise many who think that Mississippi is the reddest state of the red (especially based on our statewide cavemen, er, elected officials).
I've believed this was coming for nearly 15 years now.

Anonymous said...

"You racist, islamaphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, white nationalist wall builders must acquiesce to my liberal dogma. There is no other option. White privelage! Male privelage! Christian privelage!"

That game plan worked out well, didn't it?

Anonymous said...

Indict Hillary, convict Hillary then let Trump pardon her. He would be a hero to the left.

Anonymous said...

Here is a list of some of the celebs who claimed they would move out of the U.S. under a Trump administration

Bryan Cranston said he hopes he doesn’t have to pack his bags, but would “definitely move” if Trump won. “Absolutely, I would definitely move,” the “Breaking Bad” star said on “The Bestseller Experiment” podcast. “It’s not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t.”

Samuel L. Jackson slammed Trump for running a “hate”-filled campaign and said he would move to South Africa if he wins. “If that motherf---er becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa,” the movie star quipped to Jimmy Kimmel.

Lena Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards that “I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver.” The star and creator of HBO’s “Girls” has been a vocal advocate for Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee.

Neve Campbell, an actress on the political drama “House of Cards,” vowed to move back home to Canada, while “Orange is the New Black” actress Natasha Lyonne said she would hightail it to a mental hospital.

Cher tweeted this summer that if Trump gets elected, “I’m moving to Jupiter.”

Miley Cyrus wrote in an emotional Instagram post in March that tears were running down her cheek and she was unbelievably scared and sad. “I am moving if he is president,” the young pop star said. “I don’t say things I don’t mean!”

Barbara Streisand, a vocal Clinton supporter, told “60 Minutes” that “I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada.”

Ne-Yo told TMZ last month that he’d move to Canada and be neighbors with fellow R&B singer Drake if the country elected Trump.

Comedian Amy Schumer said in September that Spain would be her destination of choice.

“My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish,” Schumer said in an appearance on the BBC’s “Newsnight.” “Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s just too crazy.”

Chelsea Handler said she already made contingency plans months ago.

“I did buy a house in another country just in case,” the comedian and talk show host said during an appearance on “Live with Kelly and Michael” in May. “So all these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”

Former “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart said he would consider “getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers” if the real estate mogul wins.

Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of the “The View”, said on an episode of the talk show earlier this year that if the country elects Trump, “maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go.”

Keegan-Michael Key said he would flee north to Canada. “It’s like, 10 minutes from Detroit,” the comedian told TMZ in January. “That’s where I’m from; my mom lives there. It’d make her happy too.”

Hispanic comedian George Lopez said Trump “won’t have to worry about immigration” if he takes the White House because “we’ll all go back.”

Anonymous said...

The comments are high comedy. Better than anything she's ever done.

The Second Day To Go Down In Infamy.. said...

"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
― H.L. Mencken"

And we have endured the pain of that for the past eight years. Some of you made that mistake eight years ago and repeated it four years later. But, the rest of us stood up and declared, "ENOUGH!"

Now to march smartly ahead.

Anonymous said...

And poof! She's gone...

Anonymous said...

I didn't expect this. I was wrong. I didn't want this. I will deal with it, support President Trump, and pray for him to have discernment, strength and peace.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO, now, according to Donner, Trump is a Dixiecrat.

Anonymous said...

How long till Webb Hubbell's daughter runs for office?

Anonymous said...

Donner Kay did live in NYC for like 2 weeks some 30 years ago, so, once again, she knows more than us barefoot yokels. Why, I had no idea Queens, NY, was part of Dixie. We are so lucky to have such a national treasure living in Fondren.

Anonymous said...

When Obama was elected we didn't act childish like the left morons. We struggled through. Some managed to stay in business while some couldn't. It has been a terrible 8 years. Now that the government employs more than the private sector, maybe it's time we give Trump a chance and drain that damn swamp, get rid of an antiquated tax code, decrease the size of government and get this country back on track. For those who have no idea about being self employed during the democrats term I can say it's been a challenge and wouldn't want to do it again. Let's give Trump a chance and make our country strong, defend our borders and STOP giving aid to countries that hate us.

Anonymous said...

One of the biggest winners in Mississippi last night, Mitch Tyner.

Anonymous said...

Well Huma, you really don't have a job now, but maybe you will not "commit suicide" like many of the previous Clinton friends.

I believe the legal term is committing "Arkancide."

Anonymous said...

In 4 years you good old boys are going to run him out of town, if he last that long, Mencken called it we finally have a moron that's going to be president. Thank god he really doesn't have a clue. By the time he does he'll be gone.

Anonymous said...

1:51 pm said, "In 4 years you good old boys are going to run him out of town."

Why wait that long? If he's a loony as the left says he is (and they know loony), just impeach Trump. MIKE PENCE FOR PRESIDENT!

By: An unrepentant Good Ole Boy

Anonymous said...

@ 9:48, I guess if the Benghazi Beast had won, you would have made the same post, then killed yourself from the unbearable mindset?

Gee, guess a lot more people hated the lying, thieving, scandalous Clintons than they could have ever imagined.

Well, cheer up, its not to late for the second part!!!!!

Back to the old ways... said...

As a white, male, Protestant Christian, I'm expecting a pretty darn nice appointment out of this!

Anonymous said...

Any word from John Hines Kerry or the Crazed Uncle Joe in the Attic?

Anonymous said...

Concession? Think we are due a confession.

Ladd FRAUD said...

Donner: "Sadly, I expected last night's outcome although I never predict bc people don't know what they don't know."

Sure you did Ladd, sure you did.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Mitch for chiming in while you were at lunch today. Surprised that it took you til 12:31 today to get around to commenting, though.

Anonymous said...

While the pollsters clearly got it wrong, I'm amazed at how unapologetic they are. Even the guys at FOXNews were defending their failure. (E.G., We were within the margin of error??? No one could have foreseen the late surge of white, male, high school educated voters in the Rust Belt breaking for Trump??? Voters lied to us???)

Baloney. The early Democrat absentee ballot requests were coming in well below projections for Hillary compared to Obama 2012. Pollsters knew Trump was out performing Romney in nearly every state. Those are HARD numbers from 10 days ago!

This is the fourth consecutive miss for the professional pollsters in the space of just two years. Pollsters totally missed the 2014 midterms. They missed the 2015 UK Parliamentary elections. They again missed the 2016 Brexit referendum.

And there is an obvious pattern. Pollsters are consistently underestimating the strength of caucasian, Protestant and Catholic blue-collar and low income white-collar voters. It's time for pollsters to end this elitist bias. It's also time they eat their well-deserved crow.

Storefront Recognition Expert.. said...

Enough of this Republican-Majority bullshit. I'm waiting on the Clarion to hit my driveway. It's time for Hall, et al, to get back to the perpetual race-baiting headlines and editorials. Gotta keep the natives stirred up and the 'low-boil' rolling across the Metro.

Flip Chart said...

Interesting to note that the Dems have now concluded that it was Comey who cost Hillary the election. What nonsense? That's the same logic that insinuates a referee caused A&M to lose to MSU last weekend.

Instructions to focus group: Our job is to come up with a scapegoat upon which to pin the disastrous outcome of our own ineptitude and corruption.

Anonymous said...

6:16, sort of like the bank robber blames the cops who caught him for him going to prison.
There would not have been anything for the FBI to investigate if Clinton would have been honest.
Didn't anyone read the wikileak emails?

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