Thursday, November 24, 2016

Yet another stupid crook story.

If you don't succeed, try, try again.  It appears some local thugs took to heart this old proverb as they robbed a Raymond Road location of Metro PCS after a gun-firing manager ran them out of the McDowell Metro PCS store earlier this week.  However, JPD nabbed the two bandits yesterday.  JPD issued the following bulletins and video on Twitter last night.  Classify this post under "Dumb Crook Stories".


Tweet: Today's Metro PCS robbery suspects identified and arrested, one count of armed robbery.

Bradford.  Doesn't he look stupid?
Hooper with his "Uh-oh" look
These guys were so dumb that they didn't even wear their masks.





Here are some more pics of these clowns caught in the act.

Masks are for losers.
At least the back of my head is covered. 
No comment.    
Tweet: Two subjects wanted for questioning regarding the robbery of Metro PCS today on Raymond Rd. Call police at 601-960-1234 w/ information.

They might have robbed that store but they wouldn't kill anyone.
 JJ reported Tuesday that these two knuckleheads and a third accomplice attempted to rob the Metro PCS store on McDowell Road.  The word "attempted" is used because they came in with guns and ran out of the store for their lives as a manager pulled out his own pistol and fired several rounds at them.  Watch the very entertaining video for yourself.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

If they don't make bail they will miss their MENSA meeting.

Anonymous said...

Jackson police get gold stars for this.........good job!

Anonymous said...


I'm usually pretty hard on these types, but if they only realized how much life they have in front of them, maybe the light would turn on.

Not even putting on a disguise tells me they didn't care if they got caught, which also means they have no fear of any consequences.

Anonymous said...

OMG...NERD ALERT!!!! be careful this holiday season...nerds are trying to play tough guys. Feel free to teach them a lesson. 😂😂😂

Anonymous said...

Robert Smith showed up to bail them out.....he will do his best to prosecute their....defense?

I know Ed Peters was/is a crook....but I guess he was just better at it?

Why do I wish Ed Peters was back being the DA?

Anonymous said...

They do not have a life and are beginning to realize it. Probably none have a high school diploma. They have no skills, even their crime spree is sort of funny. A product of Jackson. Their life is over before it really got started. They will spend their life mostly behind bars until another criminal, cop, or citizens puts a stop to their life.

Anonymous said...

They have no need for skills when they have no intention of working. It's easy enough to stick a gun in a working man's face and take whatever you please from him. I live in Jackson and I watched a group of young men that look just like these last week.

They were shoveling asphalt for a local paving contractor.

We need a lot more young people like that: going home worn out after a long day, with money in their pocket. There's plenty of work out there for those who will work, but there's too many who want something for nothing and would rather get shot than get an honest job.

Anonymous said...

Name one business where they could get a job doing anything. Too lazy to work at any manual labor. To dumb to work at any job requiring a person who can count. Can't pass a drug test. Can't be trusted in any job where there is money involved. Crime is the only thing they are qualified for and they suck at that. It is sad to see so many young people who are a failure at 16 and already lived the best years of their life.

Anonymous said...

11:28, you are dead on with your assessments! Unfortunately, in their culture, often times shame is directed toward the ones who want to get ahead through work. I have several high school teacher friends who tell me the blacks who want to get ahead through studying and hard work are ridiculed by the majority of others who consider their efforts to be "acting white." The same holds true for the ones who see value and benefit from hard work (labor) in a job. They're looked at as being "suckers" for working, when gain is otherwise available from a government check or criminal activity.

When a segment of society doesn't actually know anyone who's had a job, it's easy to understand how things could devolve to this level......

Anonymous said...

It would seem like the kids could take a look at their home life and the life of their parents and decide they should take a different route. I guess working for a living is something not everyone wants to try.

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