Thursday, March 11, 2021

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27 comments:

Anonymous said...

C'mon, KF. No one expects a liberal rag like the C-L to proofread and catch their mistakes or report things accurately like a professional news organization. Especially not residents in the city of Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Wow Kingfish you didnt already know thatGov. Reeves is Shane Tate Reeves?

Anonymous said...

It's hard to know who the governor of Mississippi is when you're headquartered in McLean, Virginia.

Anonymous said...

Shane and Chokwe Antar Lumumba collaborating. That's about as Mississippi as the Apple Dumpling Gang.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to vote for Shane next time, too!

Bill Dees said...

I believe I read a while back that headlines are written somewhere else, maybe Arizona.

Anonymous said...

Shane.. haha.. like your redneck second cousin Shane.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that is the problem. In private conversations Antard keeps calling the Governor Shane.

Anonymous said...

Frankly this is minor compared to some of the C-L's recent headline blunders.

Anonymous said...

We got a new Gov??

Anonymous said...

@10:37 - Your proofreading missed your incomplete sentence. Are you a liberal rag?

Anonymous said...

When your editorials are written in Nashville you are lucky if they remember it's Jackson Mississippi and not Jackson Tennessee...

Anonymous said...

Figure they did it on purpose out of disdain/hatred. And of course, Shane owes Jackson nothing.

Anonymous said...

Just another of Ms. Irby-Jones' accomplishments as Clarion Ledger executive editor, no doubt she'll continue to do similar work in her new Gannett job at the Louisville Courier Journal

Anonymous said...

Now those morons have ads on their site promoting subscribing to local news that's actually an ad for the Lexington KY paper (another Gannett property). Holy crap it's bad over there.

Anonymous said...

I just checked the C-L's website & it's astute editors still haven't corrected the governor's name since the editorial was first posted at 5 a.m. today. (It's 3:30 p.m. as I write this). It's an amazingly easy & quick correction to make - this just shows they simply don't care about the quality of their publication.

Anonymous said...

"Shane, come back" may be appropriate plea in this situation. It is btw a great movie line of someone crying after someone that is leaving town. Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

I know what you mean Kingfish.

Sincerely,
Rafael Palmeiro
Ole Miss '85

Anonymous said...

@10:51,

I seriously doubt that 10:37 is charging $50.00 a month for you to read his incomplete sentence. Put that in your pipe. And smoke it!

Anonymous said...

Clarion what?

Anonymous said...

It’s the Clarion Ledger for Gods sake...the idiots who still pay for that garbage deserve what they get.

Anonymous said...

His name is Neandertate.

Anonymous said...

Irby is gone. She was promoted again.

Headlines are written in Nashville.

It Ain't It's said...

"I just checked the C-L's website & it's astute editors still haven't corrected..."

Ah, 3:35...it's is a contraction for it is.

Old Yeller said...

"It is btw a great movie line of someone crying after someone that is leaving town. Just sayin'"

Ah...3:57 - You should have offset btw with commas. And you probably meant 'someone who' instead of 'someone that'. Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Tater kind of looks like a "Shane". I think it's gonna stick....poor guy.

Anonymous said...

10:57 is a salty C-L employee, probably the editor.


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