Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Body Found in Park

 JPD tweeted the following statement. 

JPD is investigating a death after a deceased male was discovered just before 11am at a park in the 600 block of W. Porter St. Victim appeared to have suffered from gunshot wounds.

Kingfish note: #37

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Projection @ rate = 150 murders YE.

Anonymous said...

Next

Anonymous said...

"Perception of Crime."

Anonymous said...

Will the mayor blame the murder rate on:

1. The water problem,
2. The pandemic,
3. Gun shows,
4. The economy,
5. Residents moving to Madison and Rankin counties, or
6. Trump and the Republicans?

Anonymous said...

Kane Ditto shoulda did sumpin'

Anonymous said...

"A deceased male was discovered just before 11am at a park". Must be a shit load of folks with bankers hours in that area.

Anonymous said...

So 37 murders in the first quarter. That puts Jacktown on track for 148 for the year. But maybe, just maybe, with Lumumba's promised support the Murder Bar will stay in business and will pump out a couple extra corpses to make it an even 150!

Come on, Jackson! Yes, we can!

Anonymous said...

the mayor will get re-elected.

he’s on the take. stokes is right.

Anonymous said...

We don’t have this problem in Flowood.

Anonymous said...

Here's the problem. If they do reach 150 murders this year I would wager not a single one will have been committed by a first time offender. I would also wager that over half will have been committed by perps that should have already been incarcerated at the time they killed someone. I'm sorry but if the Jackson voters keep voting to bring this on themselves then let them rot in their self created hell hole. I just wish we could somehow keep them out of the surrounding counties.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't JPD have said Battlefield Park, rather than "a park"?

Anonymous said...

I smells a rat in sewer-city!

Anonymous said...

2:20 & 2:58 PM, don't forget. Chokedup has got the blessing of Comrade Bernie Sanders the give away baron (with his lets give away everybody's money but his, he ought to be on a game show like the Price Is Right).

So he ain't got time for that other shit of dead bodies in the park, sewage flowing freely down the impassable streets and water maybe, yes, no, could be by.....

And he's to busy running Jackson (in the ground) day to day.

Anonymous said...

But the mayor & police chief have a plan to crush crime - try to imagine how much worse things would be without that plan

Anonymous said...

2:50...the quarter ain't over yet!

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm sad that another soul has been found dead ... but why is this news ?

Just a typical day in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

At least the youth curfew is working - no teenagers have shot each other in days now

Anonymous said...

@5:03PM

So what, you don’t want Jackson’s crime to be reported?

Better yet, what do you consider as news? Weather? Politics? Sports?

Anonymous said...

Wonder how many were listed as Covid related?

JT said...

Yes the population in Jackson should give up all their firearms because all is well. Some crazy people think you should be able to defend themselves before the crime has been committed and not worry about calling the police after. Silly people.

Lock and Load in the Radical City said...

"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge* nor jury. Therefore, what he must be taught to fear is his victim."

LTC Jeff Cooper, USMC

*Especially in Hinds County

Not the Dope Boyz but the Doobie Brothers said...

Another lonely park, another Wednesday
Why is it life turns out that way
Just when you think you got a good thing
It seems to slip away

Anonymous said...

Bernie Sanders has endorsed Lumumba for re-election. All's well in Jacktown.

Method and Manner said...

Be patient. We should know in 13 months what the autopsy shows. they're stacked up like cord-wood.

Anonymous said...

Gerrymandering being what it is, are Battlefield Park and Hanging Moss Road in the same hood-turf?

Anonymous said...

No, not near each other nor connected in any way


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