Monday, March 15, 2021

Drama of the Day

 March is indeed mad.....




Good commercial but it would have been even better if she threw a chair out the window.

 

Posted by Kingfish at 2:00 PM

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can relate to that.

March 15, 2021 at 2:16 PM
Anonymous said...

KFish - Will you be offended if I scroll past this entry?

March 15, 2021 at 5:04 PM
Anonymous said...

Just put Hosebert (or any number of wannabees) in as Victor, and Shane as Jack Abbott and it would represent the present reality in Missippi'.

Lots of drama, no action government.

March 16, 2021 at 4:53 AM
Anonymous said...

Who remembers that Niki was a stripper at the Bayou Club when Victor met her.

On the heels of a failed marriage to Greg Foster (Wings Hauser), who believed his wife Nikki Reed had taken up with her former boyfriend Paul Williams (Doug Davidson) again (but it ended after he gave her a venereal disease), Nikki became a sensation at The Bayou where she worked as a stripper. Colonel Douglas Austin (John Michael Evans) brought his best friend Victor Newman to The Bayou for a night out. The dancing began and clothes started to come off. She first shed her dress, then her earrings and red opera gloves followed as she made her way into the crowd.
Victor couldn’t deny how she had the men eating out of her hand. They watched as Nikki went back on stage and began teasing the crowd by undoing the top of the little red number she wore beneath the dress. By the time Nikki performed her finale, Victor realized he had never seen such a vision of beauty. He took Nikki home, where she was awed by his gifts of elegant clothing and jewelry, took lessons on how to be a lady, and spent her time playing the piano. Nikki fell in love with Victor. Though they spent one night together, Victor resisted the idea of marrying her, and in fact, Nikki wed another wealthy young man, Kevin Bancroft (Christopher Holder), unaware she was carrying Victor’s child. It wasn’t until after the truth of her daughter Victoria’s paternity came out, and Victor had saved Nikki from a dangerous man in St. Croix, that he finally realized he couldn’t live without her and they were married.

"As Nikki Reed Newman — a character who has been married Eleven times, been addicted to alcohol and pain pills, killed her sexual-molester father and been shot several times

Brad was the Poolboy before a Cosmetics Executive.

And Nina was tricked into giving up her child to Rose when they were socially focused on bought adoptions.

Rose, out for herself, stole Nina's newborn son and left her helpless. Nina turned to Cricket for help. They even found Rose and witnessed a couple leaving with the baby but were kidnapped before Nina's child could be saved. ... Soon after, it was revealed that Ronan Malloy was in fact Aiden Lansing, Nina's long lost son.

Niki reverts to her stripper skills.
https://youtu.be/pUsy1LCQo4A

March 16, 2021 at 5:35 AM
Anonymous said...

I could use a good stripper about now..........

March 16, 2021 at 9:47 AM
Anonymous said...

Is something wrong with 5:35?

March 16, 2021 at 10:45 AM
Anonymous said...

Now we know what Kingfish does when he stops approving comments in the middle of the day. I just thought it was lunch. nope, he’s watching his “stories”

March 16, 2021 at 11:17 AM
Anonymous said...

5:35 has serious issues. Time for the family to assemble and make a tough decision.

March 17, 2021 at 9:05 AM

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