Monday, March 22, 2021

Mississippi Reaches Million Vaccines Milestone

Half of Mississippi's adults have received at least one does of the Covid-19 vaccine.  Governor Tate Reeves announced today that over 1 million Covid-19 vaccine shots have been administered in Mississippi. Approximately 350,000 Mississippians have received both vaccines while the remainder received the first dose.  

There are slightly more than 2 million Mississippians over the age of 18.  While vaccinations climb, Covid-19 falls. 

The hospitalization charts show the crashing Covid-19 numbers. The Health Department reported there are only 241 hospitalizations, 71 ICU's, and 37 vents. 


 

The Governor "reopened" the state three weeks ago. 

 


26 comments:

Anonymous said...

My 5G reception has gotten so much better since I’ve gotten the shots. And I’m loving this infertility too, like a free vasectomy without all the pain and recovery.

Anonymous said...

3.:57 you shouldn't have removed your tinfoil hat when you received the shot.

Anonymous said...

That was funny, 3:57. After reading 4:08, it is apparent that one can also lose their sense of humor after taking the vaccine. Yet another reason that I'll pass for now.

Vaccine time said...

Tate is blazing the path. Thanks to his leadership and that of The Hot Dr Dobbs, MS is leading the way

Anonymous said...

@4:08, Marvin Hagler and Hank Aaron would disagree

Anonymous said...

It's the masks working obviously.

Anonymous said...

Not wearing a face diaper and bot taking the jab.
Fear is the mind killer.

Anonymous said...

So.....are we ready for the murder hornets?

Anonymous said...

One million sheep. I would have thought Mississippians knew better.

Anonymous said...

One million folks who aren't scared of shots. And counting. (and reading and writing, too).

Vs Cletus Et Al.

Anonymous said...

One million people who care about their health and the health of others in the middle of a pandemic. I hope there are 2 million more Mississippians, including you 6:44pm.

Anonymous said...

International Journal of Clinical Practice, Vol. 75, Ocyober 28, 2020....it is unethical to specifically and prominently warn of the specific and substantial risk of ADE, antibody dependent enhancement, after vaccination based upon a review of all perr-reviewed and published literature. Of course the assclown comedians who took the injections never heard of this. While they should be livid, instead they exhibit the classical symptoms of cognitive dissonance.

Anonymous said...

@5:48pm - No, the virus is the killer. And people like you are aiding and abetting.

EAB said...

Not to be pedantic, but if we’ve given out 1mm doses and 350k people have had 2 shots each, they’ve accounted for 700k shots. That gives us a total of 650k vaccinated, roughly 25% of adults. Which is fantastic, but it’s not half.

Anonymous said...

I remember the old sayings like “the cure is worse than the disease” or “the juice isn’t worth the squeeze” and also remember that I already had Covid-19 and it wasn’t even as bad as my worst flu (2010) which was probably SARS too. No thanks, I will pass on this little experiment.

Anonymous said...

To each his own,I am not the Shot or Mask police! I am not even call you a dumb ass,I am just going mind my business and avoid you !

Anonymous said...

@8:29pm - Congrats. I’m sure the 550,000 dead Americans share your sentiment. Chances are you or someone like you passed it along to a few of them.

Anonymous said...

If 50% of males who vote Republican refuse to take the shot, we should be through giving the shots in just 6 weeks.

Anonymous said...

Hubby got his second shot today at the stadium on Lakeland. His appointment was for 2:20, but due to apparent overbooking of appointments, he didn't get the shot until 5:00 after waiting in line for hours. We're glad he is now fully vaccinated but something was wrong with scheduling the drive-through shots today.

I'll get my second shot soon through a private physician. The Board of Health refused to vaccinate me because of previous extreme reactions to medications and advised I do it in a clinical setting in case I have a rare acute reaction. Neither of us had any noticeable reaction to the shots except a sore arm for about 24 hours.

Anonymous said...

@7:08, The “vaccine” doesn’t stop transmission, read before you take treatments you are told to take

Anonymous said...

@5:31am - Go read some more, preferably not stopping at material on Facebook that you are biased to agree with. Challenge yourself.

Anonymous said...

It will be a cold day in hell before I become part of this "experiment". Wake up people... it is NOT a vaccine. How they can call it that is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

What will we all do when a real crisis occurs, not only here, but in the world. You cry for 500K+ deaths, supposedly all caused by Covid-19 and by your statement, totally avoidable. I wonder how many of those deaths would have occurred anyway if Covid-19, one of many Coronaviruses, had not been here? This so called killer of mankind only took 0.1+% of lives in the world and I again ask, how many would have died anyway? Sad to see the panic and hand wringing over this. Oh well, best wishes to all.

Anonymous said...

8:29 pm So happy you had a mild case. Your immunity lasted 90 or less. You'll be a great candidate for a host to one of the mutant strains and may be rewarded in Hell for helping a strain mutate again.

Of course, you may also find out in a few years that your " mild" case damaged an organ. My guess is your brain as the pathologists are finding a new type of brain damage in autopsies performed on people ( even those who weren't know to have Covid but where an autopsy was required and confirmed they had had the virus and sectioning their brain revealed the damage).

You may have already hit your head too many times so, your earthly consequences may also be hellish!



Anonymous said...

@8:26........Its directly from Pfizer, AZ, Moderna and the CDC....

Anonymous said...

Where the fuck is that damn Asteroid?


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