Wednesday, March 24, 2021

AG Gets $2 Million for State

 Attorney General Evelyn Fitch issued the following statement. 

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

taxation without representation

Anonymous said...

Woo hoo. Pork from corporate America. Trip to Paris? Condos on the redneck riviera? Oxford?

Anonymous said...

I would say she is earning her pay.
Regardles, cue the misogynists who can’t stand a successful Republican Female in charge.

David said...

I have just one question. Just when will AG Fitch change the Attorney General's website to Lynn Fitch Attorney General.com Like she did as treasurer?

Anonymous said...

Even a very small percentage of 2 million can buy a lot of new furniture.

Anonymous said...

526.. just because someone doesn’t like her professionally or personally doesn’t mean they are sexist. She may actually suck as a person or AG. You say she is earning her pay. Do you work there? Do you know what she actually does on a daily basis?

Anonymous said...

Disliking laziness and incompetence is not misogyny. If she wants to get in front of a camera and explain what this lawsuit is about, let’s see it

Anonymous said...

Turn on the camera and lights, trust that Lynn will show up, just like jesse jackson

Anonymous said...

2 million dollars divided by 3 million people is about .67 cents each (before legal expenses). I can’t wait for my next government check. By the way, I have not received my last check from the massive law suit she won about 6 months ago which was highly publisized.

Anonymous said...

Lynn showed us she didn’t deserve being AG when she wouldn’t debate! I remember she went into hiding! We elected a self serving unfit in my opinion!

Anonymous said...

Thank you KF foe posting that it’s $2 million. Her press release was VERY misleading saying she got us $180 million.

Anonymous said...

6:27... we’ll see this week if that’s actually true

Anonymous said...

Fitch has never done an interview without 50 pages of script

Anonymous said...

Lynn is great at winning settlements that other states file and prosecute. Has another state ever joined a lawsuit filed by Mississippi? I will save you a Google search, not during this administration. We join, we don’t file.

Anonymous said...

@6:47
They don’t cut you a check. It goes into the general fund to pay for the things that separate us from the real shitholes in the world.

Anonymous said...

" Do you work there? Do you know what she actually does on a daily basis ? "

A valid question 5:58.

I don't work at the AG's office, but I have worked with her at another State Agency.
From my interactions with her, she's not a bad person. And I think she really does wish to do the best for the people of Mississippi.

However ... IMHO, Ms. Fitch needs to work on her public persona.
Back when I worked with her, she appeared to have a female version of the "Napoleon Complex".

But I will admit ... she is much improved from a public relations perspective today than years ago,
(from what I see on the local news).

Perhaps some current folks that work with the AG can correct me if I'm off base.










Anonymous said...

I'm not a member of her fan club, but she's better than that Chickasaw County (Conway Twitty look-a-like).

That sport model was always sitting on a F-150 tailgate in his campaign ads ... while passing out bottled water to disadvantaged yoots.

But I'll give Conway credit, there's no doubt he can reload shotgun shells faster than Lynn.

BTW, no disrespect to Mr. Twitty.





Anonymous said...

8:12 I bet Jim Hood could beat your ass

Anonymous said...

$180 MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT.... MS only gets $2 million :/

Anonymous said...

When is she going to announce the settlement with her China Virus lawsuit?

Fax Iz Fax said...

Reminds me of the lawsuits everybody signs on to and if the lawyer prosecuting the case wins, you get a pittance. Mississippi simply tagged onto an ongoing suit but did zero work, but shared in (a pittance of) the bounty.

Show me some actual work Miss Fitch has done. Details please.

I've had enough of her stable of girls speaking up to protect her and apologize for her. The woman has never been in a court-room or the lead in any prosecution of anything other than several bond appearances thirty years ago.

macteague said...

Hey, 7:02

Four words: Tobacco Master Settlement Agreement

Biggest ever

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_Master_Settlement_Agreement

Anonymous said...

$180 MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT.... MS only gets $2 million

Ya, dey tryin to gip us! Lussee, $180 million subtractiplied by 57 states is like more than $2 million! I didn't take accountin or nuthin, but I'm pretty sure it's more. Right?

Anonymous said...

I’m guessing this press release was the most amount of work her office put into this settlement.

Anonymous said...

Hey 8:43
You missed the "not during this administration" part. Tobacco was 1998.

Anonymous said...

Fitch, and Hyde-Smith were both no-shows at a military women’s event today...

Anonymous said...

11:41 - Was Jill in attendance?


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