Wednesday, November 15, 2017

More jailhouse rock

Kingfish will be tied up most of the afternoon so here is another installment of our Jailhouse Rock video series.  Our yewts from last week posted another video.  What's funny is one of them took down his Facebook page after JJ posted one of his videos even though no names were mentioned in the post.  Nice to know that JJ has a readership in the jail.  In this video, some prisoners channel their inner Michael Jackson.



20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am embarrassed for them, pitiful.

Anonymous said...

Things will change when Spooners in office.
No more of this silliness.

Anonymous said...

It’s the flag and the statutes.

Anonymous said...

Love those sandals.

Anonymous said...

Spooner has a better chance winning the lottery

Anonymous said...

So, go to JPS. Go to Raymond. Dance and sway with other guys in darkened rooms. Sounds like a life plan!

Anonymous said...

Awwwwwww. This is great. They are having so much fun. It's like summer camp. No wonder they love going. Have fun guys! Don't forget to write!

Anonymous said...

449...its the flag, statutes and they deserve $15+ dollars an hour. Spooner guy give it a rest,Hinds SO/Jail will be in the same shape it's in now until it collapses in on itself. Unless your guy has millions to build a new one.and pay detention officers a competitive salary. No majic wand here

Anonymous said...

@ 9:15....not sure about your line of thought there. I worked with Spooner when he was a booking Sgt in the jail. I can assure you there was none of this stuff happening then. It just wasn't tolerated period, so yes he has a real good working idea of how to make it work. There are quite a few just like me that used to work with the SO that know he's very competent in the areas that our current sheriff is lacking in.

Mr. Chips said...

Did I miss the memo, alerting us that large commemorative bronze sculptures are now called "STATUTES"? Kingfish, o Kingfish, if only you would initiate a stern policy that any of these Anonymous boneheads who so regularly and deplorably misspell words will be treated like the, well, deplorables they are? Just don't publish their stuff! Maybe that'll larn 'em to proofread their gibberish before their greasy little fingers hit "send." Yes, 9:15 and 4:49, I am talkin' 'bout y'all. There is nothing "majic" about correct spelling. When in doubt, look it up, or ax your cellmate.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like 7:14 needs a safe space from the evil (misspelled) words that hurt him... Show me on the Hillary doll where the bad words hurt you... lol

Anonymous said...

Fake News!

Anonymous said...

Arielle, regardless how badly your boss wants to play the race card for the umpteenth time, and regardless how badly you want to help fill her bathtub of deranged animus, 17.6% doesn't round up to 20%.

Anonymous said...

Most unfortunate... The drug war hits the blacks and hispanics. The ignorance of God hits everyone.

Ignatius Reilly said...

Seven thirty-nine! It is the height of poor taste to laugh at your own attempts at wit. Save your "lols" for the funnies of others. Or write something truly chuckle -worthy.

Kingfish said...

It wasn't happening then because back then there were no smartphones.

Anonymous said...

11,000 white students does not equal 11,000 white families.

#BasicLogicDonner #KeepTrying #DeadHorseBeater

Anonymous said...

714 you're weak mind may be better on a different site. Typical liberal...distracting from any real content.

Anonymous said...

The idiots have no idea they are giving themselves away! It's also a sad day for Hinds County Sheriffs Office. The Sheriff should move his office in the middle of the jail pod.

There is no excuse for this to be happening! Funding is not an excuse. It's all perception!

If you put these idiots in Madison or Rankin county jails, draw a circle in the parking lot, these idiots will not move!!!

It is so sad, the perception of the Hinds County Sheriffs Dept is Lackadaisical (lethargic, apathetic,spiritless and casual).

Signed,

A former Jailer of Hinds County, that worked both jails.

Anonymous said...

I love how these Victor Mason hanger ons, love Playing the deflection game. Neither Tyrone or Victor had any jail experience and were too vain and arrogant to admit they had no idea how to manage the jail.

SPOONER will do an outstanding job and will have more overwhelming support than you could imagine.

Just wait till this movement starts rolling.

All of Victor and Tyrones people know what I'm talking about, they're just too scared to openly admit it.


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