Monday, November 20, 2017

Sanders retires!

Enoch Sanders announced his retirement at the November 7 meeting of the Jackson City Council.  A tear must be shed as this noted community activist walks into the sunset as he leaves behind a memorable legacy.







21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Forget it! The fucking street signs bullshit is just too damned much!

Anonymous said...

Retired? From what? Have to be woring to be able to retire. "That's what it's all about." But little to worry, he's still going to investigate where Baptist Hospital and VA Hospital are intentionally killing people. "That's what it's all about" after all. Guess the evidence in those murders are in the Lady Luck at Vicksburg. "That's what its,all about" - the casino.

Anonymous said...

He is so cruelly robbing the world of pure comedic enjoyment. Sure, I could go to the corner of State and Fortification or the Grace Place at Galloway and hear the same fevered conspiracy theories, but this was so convenient!!

Thank you, Enoch, for bringing the elements of the street to our living rooms and yes, our hearts.

Anonymous said...

This is whats wrong with Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Tip of the hat to the decades long "face" and "voice" of derangement and tacit mental illness. These are certainly big [clown] shoes to fill.

Anonymous said...

Well, I am looking forward to the glorious Marshall Ramsey cartoon about this. They are nearly equally looney. Not sure what was worse listening to Enoch at the council meetings or listening to Marshall Ramsey on the radio spot they clearly pulled for good reason.

Anonymous said...

Knowing Jackson, there will be another local lunatic that will eventually take Sander's place at the podium. I'm sure Stokes and Stamps are trying to recruit that individual right now.

Anonymous said...

NOW HIRING: STOKES LAP DOG

-Looking for a creative mind, mastery of the English language not necessary
-Occasional travel northeast to 219 S. President St.
-Casual wardrobe, comfortable work environment
-Ownership of Rastafarian headwear a plus

Anonymous said...

Useful idiot

Anonymous said...

We have a clown in Madison County the name of Micah Goober who would take over.

Anonymous said...

He HAS to retire. It's clear from this video, that the camo outfit he's been wearing since 1979, is finally in shreds. It is about to fall off his body, from the looks of it.

And that crocheted thing on his head, is practically dragging the ground, now. Obviously, he has no alternative. His outfit, at this point, will barely last long enough for him to amble over to the hospitals, so he can verify that they are definitely killing peoples.

Anonymous said...


10:09,

I nominate Ben Allen to take Enoch's place as our resident Lunatic.

Their thoughts run along the same line.

Anonymous said...

Jackson Mammas don't let your babies become crackheads.

Anonymous said...

Brooks and Dunn: You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone.

Anonymous said...

I agree that Marshall Ramsey has lost all credibilty.

Justice for Tyrion said...

God bless you Enoch Sanders. You’ve devoted lots of time and effort into our community over the past few decades and we owe you a debt of gratitude. Good luck and Godspeed on the next chapter of your life. Big shoes to fill for sure.

Anonymous said...

Does anybody know what's under that thing on his head? Has he ever removed it? More importantly, has he ever washed it? I passed him once on Capitol St. and whew!!

Anonymous said...

Enoch has stood for Afrikan manhood in the midst of social oppression, and family dysfunction in his community. He takes a military stance against racism and criminality. Violence on the streets demands that good men stand up. Enoch has done that the best he can in his ignorance. Unfortunately he does not have the name of God and Jesus on his lips to draw from. That is his mistake.

Anonymous said...

It should never be forgotten when his public comment (tirade) was about being arrested right in front of City Hall, for "smoking his own grass, in his own car". He was full of righteous indignation for this unwarranted deed of JPD.

Anonymous said...


6:58,

How do you know what Enoch believes regarding God? I know plenty of people that speak of God and Jesus and have stolen millions of dollars. If a man chooses to keep his religious thoughts to him self, who are you to say anything?

People like you make me sick......................

Anonymous said...

Mr. Sanders has been a great pillar of the community representing the unheard voices of the community. By the way, Mr. Sanders is not by any means what many people portray him to be! He has fine young sons who are successful doctors! Never judge a book by its cover! IJS



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