Friday, November 17, 2017


What is it about Alabama-Auburn that brings out the stupid? reported:

A University of Alabama fan was arrested for shooting an Auburn University fan during a heated argument over the football rivalry on Thursday.

Mobile police charged Rodney Alexander, 28, with second-degree assault. Police responded to a call Monday about a person shot at a hotel at 33 East I-65 Service Road South at 7:23 p.m. The victim told authorities he was in an argument with Alexander when Alexander asked him which team was better, Alabama or Auburn. The victim answered and police said Alexander got mad, pulled out a firearm and shot the victim before leaving the scene.

Alexander is currently being placed in Mobile County Metro Jail.

Read the comments. And you thought the crowd here was tough. 


Anonymous said...

The answer lies in your question...

Anonymous said...

It's not like this is new.

Remember when a woman shot and killed another woman because the victim wasn't upset enough about the loss to Auburn?

Or how about when the brilliant Harvey Updyke (who named his children Crimson and Bear) poisoned the trees at Toomer's Corner after an Iron Bowl loss, then bragged about it on Finebaum?

Or when an Ole Miss fan was assaulted and hospitalized by a "family man" after the Rebs beat the Tide in Tuscaloosa?

Or that classy mother who jumped over people at the Superdome to hit some Oklahoma fans when the Sooners beat the Tide in the Sugar Bowl?

Or the time after a Sugar Bowl win that a typical Tide fan whipped out his junk and filmed himself slapping a passed-out LSU fan in the face with it?

And this is all within the past decade.

The class of not just the SEC, but the entire nation.

Anonymous said...

Why? It’s easy.

Alabama fans are violent, stupid, uneducated white trash. Without exception.

They poison trees. They commit sexual assault on camera. They shoot each other (post 2013 Iron Bo.) They shoot rival fans.

They are worse than Muslims, worse than Democrats. They are the worst “people” on earth.

Anonymous said...

I am boycotting all football for life and always have. Much more fun to go shopping and have lunch out. Thank gawd I married an artist!

Anonymous said...

Those Rowl Tahd folks are a different breed. Also, the majority of them never attended a class at U of A, don't hold season tickets, most have never been to Bryant Denney and their biggest claim to fame is they saw the Tide once in the nose bleeds and it was awesomer than makin love to their sister. Seems any loose connection to the school or within 80 miles of T-town makes them a "nasty Alabama fan"(as said to me once by a Vet that graduated from Auburn). My grandfather was Bear Bryant's requested driver each time they traveled through the state of MS and I wouldn't claim any of that mouth breathing fan base. Want to know how to stump an Alabama fan? Ask them if they know who Mike Shula is.

Anonymous said...

roll tide

Anonymous said...

Why is it that Alabama is continually assaulting those who can't fight back? Passed out humans, trees, the English language, Ole Miss offense.

Anonymous said...

It's great to have a bunch of losers like 2:24 et. al. come on and act like they know what they're talking about (Denny only has one "e", which speaks to your literacy). A lot of folks can't get season tickets because the waiting list is so long - took me ten years to get mine.

Bama grad, father of third generation Bama grads, season ticket holder, and regular home game attendee

Anonymous said...

@3:50 you are certainly in the minority.


Phyllis From Mulga

Anonymous said...

Wow, it's almost like Bama fans have become the modern day equivalent of LSU fans ... except their program has 5 times as many national titles.

Proud Graduate of the University of Alabama

Anonymous said...

3:50 & 5:05 -

If you ARE Alabama alumni (15% it’s true), how does it feel to have a universally recognized white trash fan base?

You people are classless. Posing for pics with Updyke on Bourbon Street. Your fan base is a wretched mass of human filth.

Roll Tide.

Anonymous said...

Could the Bammer Jammer Rammer Hammers that lurk here please post a list of offenses and their "Tide Justice" penalties so we can know what sets your cast-of-Deliverance fanbase on the warpath?

Here's a bit of what we know:

Displaying team pride after beating Alabama = physical assault
Suggesting that another team is better than Alabama = assault with a deadly weapon
Beating Alabama = poisoning local plant life
Passing out in a Krystal = "squeal like a pig"

See, no one else does shit like this. No other fanbase behaves this way, so those of us that are forced to deal with you bunch of Tilt-A-Whirl operators need to let us know how to behave, because no one wants to have to put up with unhinged crap like this just because your team lost.

Anonymous said...

What is 32 feet long and has three teeth?

The concession line at a football game in Alabama.

I got a million of 'em said...

What is 32 feet long and has an IQ of 100?

The concession line at a football game in Alabama.

Anonymous said...

Why are forensic investigations impossible in Alabama?

There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.

Thanks folks - I'm here until Thursday! Try the veal!

Ala Grandma looking down on her funeral and smiling said...

The ultimate Alabama story:

Talledega, of course.

Final proof God created Alabama so Mississippians will have someone to look down on.....

Anonymous said...

MSU fans are becoming just as bad. Their hatred for OM is at a dangerous level. Manipulating players to make up stories to bring down another program demonstrates their hate. State would rather tear down OM than build themselves up. It will backfire on them. The Eggbowl should be moved to earlier in the season to mitigate some of this. MSU cannot hand a rational rivalry. Ole Miss should play LSU the last game of the season.

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