Saturday, November 11, 2017

Run, Redneck, Run!

Craziness in Oklahoma City:


This video would not be complete without some theme music so play both videos at the same time.



Note to Ford: You REALLY need to use this footage in a commercial.

16 comments:

Alapha Storm said...

General Lee is Sparta Mississippi??? Some call Bubba and Mr. Tibbs tell them Bo and Luke are speeding through the town square.

Anonymous said...

Built Ford Tough! Too bad this idiot didn't get the amphibious package.. Interesting to watch a bunch of out of shape cops try to run his dumb ass down. It's a treadmill fellas -- look into it!

Anonymous said...

Looks like they used a stun gun.
White guy driving a F-250 probably lives.
Black guys driving older 4 door sedans usually do not.

cholly said...

Did they taze him or shoot him?

Justice for Tyrion said...

Meth is one helluva drug! Excellent shot with the taser.

Anonymous said...

wonder how many cop cars got tore up for nothing. taxpayer money grows on trees.

Pittpanther said...

Do I even have to say it? If the suspect had been black, the cops would have shot him through the windshield. White Lives really do Matter.

Anonymous said...

@1:46. Of course they tased him. He had the complexion for protection.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised it took so long for someone to chime in on race, but not surprised it was Pitt. Unless there was imminent danger to the officers or the driver posed an immediate hazard to public safety lethal force wouldn't be defensible. That being said, the cops should have let him go and caught him another day. I count five police vehicles that were damaged, probably over something stupid like a traffic violation.

Anonymous said...

I would have shot him point blank just because he had the audacity to run from johnny law. That why I'm not in law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

Damn. Love this guy.

Anonymous said...

White people get shot by the police too. You just don’t hear about it because no one is protesting it. More white people are shot by police annually than African-Americans. Of course, there are more of us.

Anonymous said...

Stolen truck. 3 hour long chase lasted long enough for a news crew to get to momma's house to film her watching it live. Suspect was posting live on FB during the chase.

http://kdvr.com/2017/11/10/im-in-a-high-speed-chase-bro-driver-broadcasts-pursuit-on-facebook-live/

http://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-chase-suspect-s-mom-cheers-as-he-was-taken-into-custody-alive/13519572

Anonymous said...

@ 12:47

Hello Mr. liberal troll ! !

I bet you voted for George McGovern for president !!!!

Anonymous said...

A Drone outfitted with a couple of hand grenades would be perfect in this instance. LOL. Might save some police vehicles.

Anonymous said...

Rather than a F250, ole boy should have had the SVP Raptor. He could have made that field look like child's play. Yeah, the cops would have eventually caught him, but he would have made it a lot more interesting that's for sure.

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