Friday, November 3, 2017

Ridgeland PD looking for Sephora suspects

The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement, photos, and video.





17 comments:

Anonymous said...

JPS graduates one and all. i love the multi-tasking girl......,...talking on the Obama Phone while shoplifting. I feel really good about the "Third Option for JPS now.

Kingfish said...

Just wow. Pretty racist comment considering Ridgeland High School has a sizeable black population as does Madison Central. Then there is Canton.

Not to mention you assume she must be on welfare or getting a free phone because she is black.

Anonymous said...

KF, should we derive anything about this person from the fact that she's f@cking stealing $h!+? I mean, beside the fact that she's a piece of $h!+? Is that an ok deduction these days? Put aside the racist bull$h!+. Am I allowed to conclude that she is more likely than not a worthless member of society without any regard for the property rights of others? Just curious.

JW said...

Maybe they are "teens".

Anonymous said...

Did I miss something? Where is the stuff they stole? Looks like 3 ladies walking out the store, nothing more that I can see.

Anonymous said...

Attn 12:07 Are you stupid enough to think these are the only frames the cameras took? Obviously, these are the frames which IDENTIFY the theives the best. Get a life!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dummy at 12:07, yes, you missed something. These are photos of their faces that can be most easily identified. I'm sure there are others with evidence of robbery.

It's was just a matter of time said...

With the costco announcement, Madison county continues to spiral round the bowl. Sad to watch it unfold.

Anonymous said...

This an inside job and these ladies are being blamed, an inventory was completed and items were missing. Employee theft is the leading cause of retail shrinkage.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if they know the black guy from Jackson who took a chain saw to the sculpted horses last year. Nice places attract the best of customers and window shoppers. Is that racist too, Kingfish?

Miss Manners said...

Why does everyone keep referring to the as ladies? Please look up the definition of lady. Then refer to them as females.

Anonymous said...

These cashiers see hundreds sometimes thousands pass thru the register during a shift while getting paid 8 maybe 10 dollars an hour. A lot folks can't handle the temptations.

Anonymous said...

@4:10

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!!!!

I makes me scream when reporters refer to a robber or a murderer or some other low life as the "lady" or "gentleman." Also, when members of Congress refer to the "Gentlewoman" from XYZ. She is a "LADY!"

MaggieFromMs said...

What did COSTCO announce?

Anonymous said...

When's the Dollar Tree moving in to Renaissance? It could fill one of those many, many empty spaces quite nicely.

Sources Say.. said...

"What did COSTCO announce?"

"You people just thought you had a roundabout. We will take your roundabout and we will own it and we will destroy all your little spring and fall flowers covered in wire. And we will destroy your parkway."

Anonymous said...

Amazing that an announcement can cause people to steal cosmetics! The NIMBYs have awakened. It's not "your parkway". It is a business parkway. I can't wait for Costco.
And 2:49, quite assumptive there about employees. They would not have released this statement and photos if they did not have evidence that these three "females" stole items.

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